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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · 1d

I still hold out hope that the surviving California Raisins will put aside their differences and reunite before time runs out.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever run into that Frankenstein’s Monster bozo, I’d say, “Fire bad? For who? Fire keep wolf at bay. Fire warm bones at night.” It’s amateur hour with this guy.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · 10d

I am not a Gardetto's denier. Rye chips can live peacefully amongst pretzels.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · 10d

The way I see it is simple. If you're in the presence of pretzels, you should be eating pretzels.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Aug 24

Congratulations to my dog Luna — a close personal friend of mine — for celebrating seven great years of eating yard waste and all manner of detritus.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Aug 22

It’s time we reform our draconian Found Property Laws. I’m an honest, pleasant man making a respectable income finding satchels and old coffee cans full of money that were lost in the woods, and I am drowning in bureaucratic red tape. Finders deserve to be keepers.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Aug 3

Thinking about getting into model trains and building a beautiful habitat for my dear sweet choo-choo babies.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Jul 6

Instead of wasting my time thinking about dumb, implausible scenarios like everyone else, I spend my time thinking about waking up tomorrow and becoming very rich because I found a huge bag of money in the woods

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arr @arr.bsky.social · Jun 22

I for one am still holding out hope that the legitimate front for an insider trading racket is going to swoop in and save us

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · May 29

I have thought about this and I'm afraid I have to correct you. The best song of the 1980s remains "Adventure" by Rupert Holmes.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · May 21

If I could give that Wolfman jerk my two cents, I’d say, “Friend, that kind of howling isn’t appropriate after 9pm when folks are trying to sleep.”

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · May 18

In my opinion, every single food item should have a little pocket of custard inside. For the sake of fairness, if you’re having custard by itself, there should probably be something inside it, too. Maybe a meat nugget? I’ll leave that part up to the experts.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · May 17

A classic lava world. Nothing to write home about.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · May 2

@tom.games needs to quit programming or whatever he's wasting his time on and spend more time drawing.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Apr 26

I stand in solidarity with all others who have recently finished their treat and thus have no more treat left to enjoy.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Apr 25

I am sorry for the pain I caused you by taking a photo of you in a new shirt in 2006. I hope in time you will forgive me.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Apr 15

It could be called Josh Care if you cared enough about Josh (me).

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Apr 15

Rude of you not to invite me over.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · Apr 2

I knew lowtax. I worked with lowtax. And you sir are definitely lowtax

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👻 SHUDDER Blues 🎃 @frownt.bsky.social · Mar 21

Every dem senator or rep's website should look like the geocities page of a lunatic talking in all caps scrolling, flashing text about Elon. There should be a skull smoking weed GIF and dancing bart. They should be proposing arming up gangs of new york style to stop DOGE from entering offices.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Mar 19

They learned from watching you. Every time I watched you sit down at work I wanted to throw up.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Mar 7

as someone who spends 60 hours a week in the forest, working hard to earn a living, this is simply nonsense and you should offer a sincere retraction immediately. About 50% of the forest will give you diarrhea, among other things.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Feb 14

I think all games should be required to have a nude mode and also a partially nude mode for those of us who do not want to be exposed to such graphic content.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Feb 11

If I could give that Count Dracula guy a piece of my mind, I’d say to him, “Sir, everything you did was illegal and indecent.” He needs to hear it.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · Feb 1

I wonder how long before dog fighting gets legalized at the federal level. At this rate, probably 2-3 hours.

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