Rodeo Clown Giving the Eulogy
@frownt.bsky.social
Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.
Pinned
WE'RE BACK BABY! Horror in the real world can't stop the horror on the screen! My October festival returns! I'll be trying to keep the movies in one thread so if you don't want to follow along with me then miss out and mute the ghoulies! Last year I believe I made it to 99! Suggestions welcome!
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If you paint a wall like a tunnel and a bunch of ICE agents crash into it and they all come out of the car bobbing up and down like accordions, you're giving Donald Trump exactly what he wants. You're better than that Minnesota. Don't Give in.
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 6:25 AM
If you paint a wall like a tunnel and a bunch of ICE agents crash into it and they all come out of the car bobbing up and down like accordions, you're giving Donald Trump exactly what he wants. You're better than that Minnesota. Don't Give in.
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In that situation what *should* happen is that the Democrats, *all of them* decamp Washington and set up a government in exile in Montreal or something, denying Trump and his "Rump Congress" and courts legitimacy.
But, like, I've met Democrats. This will not happen. They'll get bullied and like it.
But, like, I've met Democrats. This will not happen. They'll get bullied and like it.
January 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
In that situation what *should* happen is that the Democrats, *all of them* decamp Washington and set up a government in exile in Montreal or something, denying Trump and his "Rump Congress" and courts legitimacy.
But, like, I've met Democrats. This will not happen. They'll get bullied and like it.
But, like, I've met Democrats. This will not happen. They'll get bullied and like it.
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Sorry if I wasn't clear. My response to your question "how can he possibly cancel the midterms?" is "with violence." He can't do it legally. But laws don't stop dictators.
January 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Sorry if I wasn't clear. My response to your question "how can he possibly cancel the midterms?" is "with violence." He can't do it legally. But laws don't stop dictators.
Goddamn these photos are incredible.
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Goddamn these photos are incredible.
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...
Ian's Is Still The Best Site For Tying Your Shoelaces
Ian's Shoelace Site has been teaching people to tie their shoes for more than two decades. His knots are wonderful. But it is vulnerable to the forces tearing the internet apart.
aftermath.site
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...
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Sound strategic thinking here from Jason Johnson.
www.ms.now/opinion/abol...
www.ms.now/opinion/abol...
Opinion | Abolishing ICE is a popular idea Democrats should embrace
Jason Johnson: If Democrats don’t seize this moment, then they shouldn’t call themselves an opposition party.
www.ms.now
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Sound strategic thinking here from Jason Johnson.
www.ms.now/opinion/abol...
www.ms.now/opinion/abol...
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Listen to your friend, @drjasonjohnson.bsky.social who agrees Dems need to run against ICE or GTFO:
Opinion | Abolishing ICE is a popular idea Democrats should embrace
Jason Johnson: If Democrats don’t seize this moment, then they shouldn’t call themselves an opposition party.
www.ms.now
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Listen to your friend, @drjasonjohnson.bsky.social who agrees Dems need to run against ICE or GTFO:
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If this dude gets fired we need to support him
The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
If this dude gets fired we need to support him
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Goggins
Jim Rockford is back on the case: NBC has ordered a pilot for a reboot of the classic '70s detective series The Rockford Files.
The Rockford Files Reboot Lands Pilot Order At NBC — Who Would You Cast To Fill James Garner's Shoes? - TVLine
www.tvline.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Goggins
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"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him
it's incredible how if you put this entire dialog into the Left Behind series, it would basically work, but instead it's just IRL MN
!["Sir! This is a warning!" the agent yelled as he punched the man's vehicle window. "Stop f—king following us! You are impeding operations! This is the United States federal government!"
"I live over here," the driver explained. "I got to get to my house."
"This is your warning!" the officer exclaimed.
"I serve the Lord; go to church," the resident replied.
"I will arrest you!" the officer threatened.
"Don't make a bad decision," another agent warned.
"I serve the Lord," the driver repeated. "Not a draft-dodging coward."
"Let these people go to church," the driver added. "Let these people serve the Lord and worship."
"You're not going to like the outcome of this, sir," the first officer said. "I guarantee that... Did you not learn from what just happened [when Renee Good was killed]?"
"Learn what?" the driver asked. "I serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward. I can't believe you'd take orders from a draft dodger."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreibjwvcxk2ptdafgbwfhk4rjalweyoz3d55gl72qhwhiudhu6aywcm@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him
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Trade on the projected futures of the galaxies babies in the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator demo on Steam now!
Markets open soon.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
Markets open soon.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Trade on the projected futures of the galaxies babies in the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator demo on Steam now!
Markets open soon.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
Markets open soon.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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still standing up for being mealy-mouthed in an era where the republican president is a brain melted fascist ogre who says things every single day that were politically unspeakable not even ten years before is a complete failure of imagination
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
still standing up for being mealy-mouthed in an era where the republican president is a brain melted fascist ogre who says things every single day that were politically unspeakable not even ten years before is a complete failure of imagination
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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[government goes Hitler mode]
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
[government goes Hitler mode]
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
warning people "don't take the bait" or there will be a violent crackdown and the "bait" is people being killed and disappeared and terrorized
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
warning people "don't take the bait" or there will be a violent crackdown and the "bait" is people being killed and disappeared and terrorized
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there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
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Long past time to start saying “these freaks want to live in Hell”
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Long past time to start saying “these freaks want to live in Hell”
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Renee Nicole Good was a hero of our nation and a true patriot, and I'd better not see y'all sharing any of the defamatory crap that the administration will no doubt manufacture or dig up to harm her family and her legacy and her memory. We must honor her with resistance.
The victim of today's ICE shooting in Minneapolis has been identified by her mother as Renee Nicole Good, 37.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
Live: Mother identifies woman shot and killed by ICE agent in Minneapolis
Video of the shooting shows an agent firing at a vehicle as it drives toward him. The governor and Minneapolis mayor called for calm after the incident. ICE said the agent acted defensively.
www.startribune.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Renee Nicole Good was a hero of our nation and a true patriot, and I'd better not see y'all sharing any of the defamatory crap that the administration will no doubt manufacture or dig up to harm her family and her legacy and her memory. We must honor her with resistance.
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Two queer women with a 6 year old in school today stopped to film ICE and for their bravery ICE agents murdered one before the other’s eyes. The grief in the survivor’s voice is a knife to the gut. Destroying people and their bonds is what ICE has always done.
NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do."
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
“They killed my wife,” the distraught woman says, adding, “They shot her in the head.”
www.advocate.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Two queer women with a 6 year old in school today stopped to film ICE and for their bravery ICE agents murdered one before the other’s eyes. The grief in the survivor’s voice is a knife to the gut. Destroying people and their bonds is what ICE has always done.
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Something that comes up a lot in my head.
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Something that comes up a lot in my head.