dass
@notaliveirl.bsky.social
The day will come when I reduce myself to diagrams, I’ll become a perforated tape and you won’t find me anymore.
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FYI i aggressively fight the guy coming in every week to hand me $20k in cash bc my followers don't want me to have $20k, my haters don't want me to have $20k, & i don't want to have $20k. pls stop asking why my bank account gets $20k weekly & why i'm always posting about god's own earbuds (raycons)
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
FYI i aggressively fight the guy coming in every week to hand me $20k in cash bc my followers don't want me to have $20k, my haters don't want me to have $20k, & i don't want to have $20k. pls stop asking why my bank account gets $20k weekly & why i'm always posting about god's own earbuds (raycons)
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[toni Braxton voice] un-chop my uuuuuunc
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
[toni Braxton voice] un-chop my uuuuuunc
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Real Estate: Dad’s House
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Real Estate: Dad’s House
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still jet lagged but I just had a continental breakfast
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
still jet lagged but I just had a continental breakfast
the pro-revenge-porn website
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the pro-revenge-porn website
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‘Best way to describe the market is bonkers’ on.ft.com/3Xent3p
‘Best way to describe the market is bonkers’
The AI hyperscaler capex plans keep on growing and growing
on.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
‘Best way to describe the market is bonkers’ on.ft.com/3Xent3p
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Donald Trump presided over the largest poverty reduction in the last 50 years. He campaigned on lowering prices while Harris abandoned populist messaging. These people were lied to. They're the victims.
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Donald Trump presided over the largest poverty reduction in the last 50 years. He campaigned on lowering prices while Harris abandoned populist messaging. These people were lied to. They're the victims.
one more basic feature not on bsky because of some dark pattern the team wants to exploit.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
one more basic feature not on bsky because of some dark pattern the team wants to exploit.
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The FT does some of the best and most engaging financial reporting in the world. They have made the story of a dodgy car parts company that borrowed billions fascinating.
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The FT does some of the best and most engaging financial reporting in the world. They have made the story of a dodgy car parts company that borrowed billions fascinating.
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(Arizona Republican, Phoenix)
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
(Arizona Republican, Phoenix)
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Chipotle lowers sales forecast as consumers pull back on dining out on.ft.com/47qQsWA
Chipotle lowers sales forecast as consumers pull back on dining out
Burrito and bowl chain reduced sales guidance for third time this year, sending shares down almost 14% after-hours
on.ft.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Chipotle lowers sales forecast as consumers pull back on dining out on.ft.com/47qQsWA
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Oct. 25, 1925: A bicycle race about to get underway at Paris’ just-reopened Vélodrome d’Hiver.
October 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oct. 25, 1925: A bicycle race about to get underway at Paris’ just-reopened Vélodrome d’Hiver.
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Not to be extreme but if you speak above 80db in a museum I think your head should explode.
October 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not to be extreme but if you speak above 80db in a museum I think your head should explode.
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Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
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This is what I'm talking about when I say that Bluesky tolerates Nazis
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is what I'm talking about when I say that Bluesky tolerates Nazis
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Hard to find them with all the explainer slop filling up search results, but people melting down over CS2 skin devaluations is pretty fucking lol
October 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hard to find them with all the explainer slop filling up search results, but people melting down over CS2 skin devaluations is pretty fucking lol
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The number of confirmed fraud cases and romance scams hit record levels in the first half of the year as criminals turned to artificial intelligence, even as banks used AI as a preventative measure with increasing effectiveness on.ft.com/4qverg8
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The number of confirmed fraud cases and romance scams hit record levels in the first half of the year as criminals turned to artificial intelligence, even as banks used AI as a preventative measure with increasing effectiveness on.ft.com/4qverg8
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Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/
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King
“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
King
thirty percent margins what lmao www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit Margins
Management’s goal of 30% profit margins for gaming has led to job losses, canceled projects
www.bloomberg.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
thirty percent margins what lmao www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Begging, pleading with boomers to stop using "you" to refer to someone other than the person they're quote-tweeting
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Begging, pleading with boomers to stop using "you" to refer to someone other than the person they're quote-tweeting
lol
Changpeng Zhao, the co-founder of cryptocurrency exchange Binance who pleaded guilty to criminal charges relating to improper money laundering controls, has been pardoned by Donald Trump. on.ft.com/43sYj4z
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lol
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I appreciate this post because it's explicit about what most people around here seem to mean when they talk about "normies": the top economic quintile of white liberals
October 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I appreciate this post because it's explicit about what most people around here seem to mean when they talk about "normies": the top economic quintile of white liberals
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You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.