normal regular sam
@notsamforwork.bsky.social
kinda just a deadbeat but actually working on it for once
Pinned
art-ifies your cats
tips not expected but appreciated $moonitea
also i will draw anyone’s critters lowkey
tips not expected but appreciated $moonitea
also i will draw anyone’s critters lowkey
give milo 5 or more dollars and a good face reference to draw your animal. don't you support the arts and love your pets?
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Neon Big Boy Sign at No Reserve
No Reserve: Neon Big Boy Sign
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Neon Big Boy Sign at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #226,917.
bringatrailer.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Neon Big Boy Sign at No Reserve
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STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
January 13, 2026 at 11:51 AM
STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
the GREAT Egg Harbor River
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the GREAT Egg Harbor River
if you even care (I also think it's probably celluloid now after looking into it and not ivory)
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
if you even care (I also think it's probably celluloid now after looking into it and not ivory)
I think I will wear my leather trench coat and presumed-ivory bracelet to walmart
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I think I will wear my leather trench coat and presumed-ivory bracelet to walmart
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Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026
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Why is this flap-necked chameleon (Chamaeleo dilepis) moving erratically across a South African road & what does it have to do with pigeons bobbing their heads?
The chameleon's disguise isn't complete without this herky-jerky motion.
Let's learn about saccadic movement!
(📷: nickkleer)
The chameleon's disguise isn't complete without this herky-jerky motion.
Let's learn about saccadic movement!
(📷: nickkleer)
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Why is this flap-necked chameleon (Chamaeleo dilepis) moving erratically across a South African road & what does it have to do with pigeons bobbing their heads?
The chameleon's disguise isn't complete without this herky-jerky motion.
Let's learn about saccadic movement!
(📷: nickkleer)
The chameleon's disguise isn't complete without this herky-jerky motion.
Let's learn about saccadic movement!
(📷: nickkleer)
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More humility should be the order of the day. No one really knows how anything will turn out. So you might as well try to do your best and importantly to take constructive action where you can. Nothing else is within your control.
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
More humility should be the order of the day. No one really knows how anything will turn out. So you might as well try to do your best and importantly to take constructive action where you can. Nothing else is within your control.
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When Mr. King, the incarcerated occupational mentor, asked what the class could do to help Mike after his brother died, he replied, “Can I come by and pet that black lab that you are training?”
All He Wanted Was to Pet That Good Doggy
The dog reminded me what it meant to be gentle — to embrace another living being.
prisonjournalismproject.org
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
When Mr. King, the incarcerated occupational mentor, asked what the class could do to help Mike after his brother died, he replied, “Can I come by and pet that black lab that you are training?”
reading wikipedia pages on rope bondage with my morning coffee. I shoulda been a boy scout to have a male role model to teach me how to tie knots
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 PM
reading wikipedia pages on rope bondage with my morning coffee. I shoulda been a boy scout to have a male role model to teach me how to tie knots
ok I gotta write up and down arrows on my new adderall and klonopin bottles respectively. it happened
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ok I gotta write up and down arrows on my new adderall and klonopin bottles respectively. it happened
my mom's kitchen is really logically laid out. it's on the east side of the house with lots of windows on the east and south sides, so it can lack for natural light in the evening in winter but there's [somewhat recent] recessed lighting on the side of the room with the oven and dishwasher.
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
my mom's kitchen is really logically laid out. it's on the east side of the house with lots of windows on the east and south sides, so it can lack for natural light in the evening in winter but there's [somewhat recent] recessed lighting on the side of the room with the oven and dishwasher.
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Trump invades Greenland, Denmark and the USA both invoke article 5, Germany gets confused and invades Poland. that's my polymarket parley
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Trump invades Greenland, Denmark and the USA both invoke article 5, Germany gets confused and invades Poland. that's my polymarket parley
"I wanna get married but I can't afford it, I know ima cry when she gets deported"
Afroman's Crazy Rap (Colt 45) holds up surprisingly well as a socially conscious piece of art. now Tall Cans on the other hand
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"I wanna get married but I can't afford it, I know ima cry when she gets deported"
Afroman's Crazy Rap (Colt 45) holds up surprisingly well as a socially conscious piece of art. now Tall Cans on the other hand
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Afroman's Crazy Rap (Colt 45) holds up surprisingly well as a socially conscious piece of art. now Tall Cans on the other hand
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Just leaving this here.
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Just leaving this here.
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We Made This Cilanto Averse Child Predator Eat The World's Most Authentic Street Taco
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
We Made This Cilanto Averse Child Predator Eat The World's Most Authentic Street Taco
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it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude
recently Senses Fail's Let it Enfold You has made it into my music listening and listening to that at like 12 I was like "whoa this is so real" but now it's like okay dude quit your fuckin whining
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
recently Senses Fail's Let it Enfold You has made it into my music listening and listening to that at like 12 I was like "whoa this is so real" but now it's like okay dude quit your fuckin whining
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Guys if you haven't watched it yet, this 4 part YouTube miniseries about how the first transatlantic telegraph line in the mid 19th century is like the tv show HOME IMPROVEMENT is one of the best things I watched in 2025 youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...
The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Guys if you haven't watched it yet, this 4 part YouTube miniseries about how the first transatlantic telegraph line in the mid 19th century is like the tv show HOME IMPROVEMENT is one of the best things I watched in 2025 youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...
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I feel like it's the only thing I ever say to a bring a trailer post, but this is actually arousing to me
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I feel like it's the only thing I ever say to a bring a trailer post, but this is actually arousing to me
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chopping lines of ketamine with an ebt card is the kind of thing you would make up for a bad joke. and that's what I'm doing, uh, making it up. I made that scenario up
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
chopping lines of ketamine with an ebt card is the kind of thing you would make up for a bad joke. and that's what I'm doing, uh, making it up. I made that scenario up