normal regular sam
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kinda just a deadbeat but actually working on it for once
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Brian Thompson died because of lack of swag
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.
How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage
Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage
Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Brian Thompson died because of lack of swag
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I painted the haiku I wrote yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I painted the haiku I wrote yesterday
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Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
I painted the haiku I wrote yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I painted the haiku I wrote yesterday
I've had precisely one large beer and it's apparently reply guy time already
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've had precisely one large beer and it's apparently reply guy time already
I would actually easily do a very cool roll to preserve my knees, I just don't want to
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I would actually easily do a very cool roll to preserve my knees, I just don't want to
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honestly get your bag (crowd boos) unless you're undermining american democracy (crowd cheers) by making money for elon (crowd boos) and fomenting a second civil war (crowd gets scared)
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
honestly get your bag (crowd boos) unless you're undermining american democracy (crowd cheers) by making money for elon (crowd boos) and fomenting a second civil war (crowd gets scared)
we're actually unfathomably cute
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
we're actually unfathomably cute
I am sleepy but I really do need to do an oil change today at least, it should warm up enough for me to crawl around on the ground soon
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I am sleepy but I really do need to do an oil change today at least, it should warm up enough for me to crawl around on the ground soon
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my cat woke me up at 3:50 and I've written two poems and painted a picture, but now the real hard work begins. I need to make a to-do list and move on with my day. I want to live in the pre dawn forever sometimes.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
my cat woke me up at 3:50 and I've written two poems and painted a picture, but now the real hard work begins. I need to make a to-do list and move on with my day. I want to live in the pre dawn forever sometimes.
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happy #smallpoemsunday! 💜
feel free to participate by posting small poems you wrote, +/or small poems you love by somebody else :)
here’s one by Jesse Murray~
feel free to participate by posting small poems you wrote, +/or small poems you love by somebody else :)
here’s one by Jesse Murray~
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
happy #smallpoemsunday! 💜
feel free to participate by posting small poems you wrote, +/or small poems you love by somebody else :)
here’s one by Jesse Murray~
feel free to participate by posting small poems you wrote, +/or small poems you love by somebody else :)
here’s one by Jesse Murray~
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I will participate in small poem Sunday with this mysterious two line koan I found among my notes
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I will participate in small poem Sunday with this mysterious two line koan I found among my notes
wait small poem sunday? I wrote a haiku earlier
welcome killing frost
a chill in the air today
no birds are chirping
welcome killing frost
a chill in the air today
no birds are chirping
I will participate in small poem Sunday with this mysterious two line koan I found among my notes
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wait small poem sunday? I wrote a haiku earlier
welcome killing frost
a chill in the air today
no birds are chirping
welcome killing frost
a chill in the air today
no birds are chirping
if anyone would like to wallow in sadness with me on a sunday morning, I read this journal page from one of my brother's rehab trips probably half an hour after I woke up
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
if anyone would like to wallow in sadness with me on a sunday morning, I read this journal page from one of my brother's rehab trips probably half an hour after I woke up
my cat woke me up at 3:50 and I've written two poems and painted a picture, but now the real hard work begins. I need to make a to-do list and move on with my day. I want to live in the pre dawn forever sometimes.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
my cat woke me up at 3:50 and I've written two poems and painted a picture, but now the real hard work begins. I need to make a to-do list and move on with my day. I want to live in the pre dawn forever sometimes.
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(To a reporter while running for president) I would love to bust in your mouth
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(To a reporter while running for president) I would love to bust in your mouth
this evening I've read three vignettes from We Had It Coming by @lukeoneil47.bsky.social for a total of less than 6 pages and have finished each crying and in need of a break. devastating, beautiful stuff
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
this evening I've read three vignettes from We Had It Coming by @lukeoneil47.bsky.social for a total of less than 6 pages and have finished each crying and in need of a break. devastating, beautiful stuff
had a date making art and of course all I can up with is double entendre, Milo did the real work
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
had a date making art and of course all I can up with is double entendre, Milo did the real work
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"pay me money to read this horrible thing" no no my friend. that's the inverse of how it works
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"pay me money to read this horrible thing" no no my friend. that's the inverse of how it works
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what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
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checking in on my heritage tabs (tabs i've had open for more than a month)
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
checking in on my heritage tabs (tabs i've had open for more than a month)
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please don't come over here and give me ice cream i'm shy
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
please don't come over here and give me ice cream i'm shy
gotta hook up a CD drive soon so I can see the cool video of my heart ultrasound
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
gotta hook up a CD drive soon so I can see the cool video of my heart ultrasound