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🇨🇦 Dwain B 🇺🇦
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Chief sandwich maker, car washer and haiku writer in residence. I used to design structures now I just admire them.
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NEW EP 1901: Holiday Spectacular 🎄
Check the Orthodox Boxing Day deals, lower your expectations accordingly, and join The Strategists as Stephen Carter, Shannon Phillips & Annalise Klingbeil unpack the year that was. Zain Velji keeps everybody in line.

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The Strategists
Politics Podcast · Updated Weekly · Professional unprofessional strategists Stephen Carter, Corey Hogan and Zain Velji dissect the news of the day, pass judgment on strategy choices and lift back the curtain on how decisions are made. D…
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January 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Gorgeous day for a walk in the winter wonderland that is Nosehill Park. #yyc #winter
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Here’s my annual list of new music I enjoyed this past year, in no particular order;
Boz Scaggs-Detour, the guy’s voice is still as smooth as silk (degrees).
Geese-Getting Killed, popular pick amongst twenty somethings and aging hipsters. The great outweighs the grat(ing). 1/5
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
One more book I managed to finish this year was Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin. Received it as a gift, hadn’t heard about it at the time and read it without any expectations. Was pleasantly surprised. Easy to read and easy to care for the characters. Strongly recommended.
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
AI was supposed to cure cancer. So far, all it seems to do is generate needlessly wordy emails, unreadable engineering reports and terrible product write ups on e-commerce sites.
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Finished reading Number 9 Dream by David Mitchell, the author of Coud Atlas. Not as enjoyable of a read as the latter but full of fantastical plot twists and some interesting characters. The book jacket describes it as a mix of Dickens and Salinger, and it’s not wrong.
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This made me genuinely laugh out loud.
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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It gets even more pathetic—

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December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My Calgary Transit year in review!
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Caught the Steven Page trio with the CPO at the Jubilee Auditorium last night. Fantastic performance. The set list included some recent solo stuff, some BNL classics and a few seasonal tunes. The orchestral arrangements and sound were amazing. Hoping somebody recorded the show for future release.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Laugh of the day. Thank you Lisa!
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Caught Mark Critch at Wordfest tonight talking about his latest book Sorry, Not Sorry. Great stories, lots of Canada appreciation, many laughs and free Cheezies! Host Ali Bryan was funny too. All around fun event. #Wordfest #yyc
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Caught Sloan’s show at the Palace in Calgary. Two sets with songs drawn from almost their entire catalogue. Loved the Marquee and the Moon! Nothing from Commonwealth 🙁 though so I guess I’ll be back next time they’re in town.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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‘Berta: number one in measles, syphilis, and tuberculosis!

And we’re last in human rights!

Dani’s Berta is literally diseased. 🖕
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Danielle Smith's Party Conked by Its Own Boomerang via @thetyee.ca thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025...
a cartoon of two dogs with the words what goes around comes around above them
ALT: a cartoon of two dogs with the words what goes around comes around above them
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November 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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“Let’s put in recall legislation to get rid of the Commie NDP!!”

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*in faux French accent*

“A few moments later”

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UCP:
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Brilliant aurora display over NW Calgary tonight. #yyc #northernlights
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM