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persona non sequitur
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Deposed philosopher king, exiled court jester, heckler, part-time entropic nihilist
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Today's dopamine hit.

If you distill every 90s poppy alt-rock teen rom-com headline song down to its purest essence you get this masterpiece.
NEK! - Dreams!!!! (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by NEK!
youtu.be
Damn, they're recruiting for DHS again already?
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Maybe they can ask the Jamaicans for some pointers
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
This is 100% accurate. When you sell something to somebody else it's no longer yours.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I always love when somebody just casually admits to using an LLM. My favorite is when they swear they're actually smart because they double check by running all their chatgpt answers past grok. No species has ever deserved their extinction more.
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Yeah. Point 2 is why the NFL and NBC win. Everybody's talking about them. Literally everyone.
1. If you want right wing music you have to dig up John Philip Sousa.

2. Left wing people boycott. Right wing people hate-watch.

Left leaning entertainers means maximum quality and maximum ratings.
Stop praising the NFL for getting Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl halftime show as if they are "standing up to Trump." 1) The NFL owners *bankroll* Trump. 2) Bad Bunny is 💰. He's beyond famous. RATINGS 🔥 3) The NFL's next new international game is in Madrid where - shocker - they speak Spanish. (1/2)
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Mixing metalcore, EDM, electroni-core, and J-pop since 2013 and I never caught a whisper of their existence. America is fail. Uncultured backwater.
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
This might be the greatest idol group ever. 10/10 flawless performance.
PassCode - Freely [PassCode ASIA TOUR 2024 Final at Zepp Osaka Bayside]
YouTube video by PassCode Official
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I set up a custom server for my work's group chats and messaging because it was a low bar for entry and easy enough for everybody and pretty anonymous - nobody gets your email/phone. Pretty sure it's time to find a new platform because the boss drops f bombs when she's mad and that'll get flagged.
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
If a religious organization is advertising on TV they should have to list all their abuse lawsuits like a drug company listing side effects.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
NBC and the NFL understand America better than any pundit or thot leader. Progressives boycott. Bigots hate-watch. Maximum audience is for something that appeals to the left and enrages the right. Participation isn't mandatory, but hey go dunk on somebody for being exactly who they told you they are
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
What's the sports news that we all love to hear the best?
B-O-S-T-O-N S-U-C-K-S
Boston sucks! (Boston sucks!)
Boston sucks!
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
While the culture war over the Super Bowl halftime show starring Bad Bunny rages, remember why there's a halftime show that isn't just a bland marching band in the first place. The only successful alternate halftime show ever. You can do what you wanna do
In Living Color – Superbowl halftime show (S3E16)
YouTube video by Betting antelope
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Pirates are not born. They're created by decisions like this. Each additional step required grows the legion. Every inconvenience is passive recruitment for the outlaw movement.
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The anti-Vietnam war protests and riots are soundtracked with Jimi Hendrix instead of the Osmonds for a reason.

There's a reason the new crop of protest music is all from artists from the 80s and 90s.

Modern American pop culture is the failson nepo baby of the titans that preceded it.
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 AM
This is the cast of every indie sports podcast.
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
YouTube gets me. I typed r e v into the search bar and the first suggestion was the Reverend Horton Heat. Under my regime we'll be nationalizing YouTube under the conservatorship of the Library of Congress.
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The only good Horton is the Reverend Horton Heat. Accept no imitators, aggregators, or journalist-haters.
already blocked Scortt Horton, encourage you to do the same
Check the words. Check the time stamps.

Fucking clown shit.
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"our bodies are not public property"

Somebody recently asked where the Gen Z Rage Against the Machine was.
Indonesia. That's where.

I call it catchy thrash-inspired hard rock.
You'll probably call it "noise."
Voice of Baceprot - [NOT] PUBLIC PROPERTY (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Voice of Baceprot
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is the piece that puts us over the top, Yankees fans! World Series, here we come. 🙄
1B Paul Goldschmidt returns to the New York Yankees on another 1-year major league contract. Goldschmidt had strong numbers against left-handed pitchers last season and figures to platoon alongside Ben Rice at first base.
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
This is the NHL's Luca trade, except somehow the return is even worse. #nyr
Artemi Panarin has been traded to Los Angeles for Liam Greentree and a conditional 3rd round pick. #NYR #GoKingsGo #NHL
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"Look, Chris, I'm giving you 2 things, and I'm only getting 1, you're obviously winning this one."

Fold the franchise already
#NYR

Panarin to LAK. Greentree and 3rd round pick.

Per Adam Schefter (!?!?!?!?!) and Emily Kaplan?
February 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
If John Carpenter directed American Gladiators:
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
1. If you want right wing music you have to dig up John Philip Sousa.

2. Left wing people boycott. Right wing people hate-watch.

Left leaning entertainers means maximum quality and maximum ratings.
Stop praising the NFL for getting Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl halftime show as if they are "standing up to Trump." 1) The NFL owners *bankroll* Trump. 2) Bad Bunny is 💰. He's beyond famous. RATINGS 🔥 3) The NFL's next new international game is in Madrid where - shocker - they speak Spanish. (1/2)
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
🤞🤞🤞 ebola you could do the funniest thing
Sen. Mitch McConnell checked himself into a local hospital “in an abundance of caution” after experiencing “flu-like symptoms,” a spokesperson said
McConnell hospitalized
Live updates and analysis from POLITICO’s Congress team.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM