jojo 💛
@oatchi.bsky.social
he/it ☆ 31 ☆ 🐶 ☆ jojevil elsewhere / jojogelato on twitch
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don’t say i never warned you
when your train gets lost
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don’t say i never warned you
when your train gets lost
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@oatchi.bsky.social
· Jan 9
i love bob dylan
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Bohug dumplings! 🥟🥟🥟
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Bohug dumplings! 🥟🥟🥟
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
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January 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
hey guys #ocatc @oncinema.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
hey guys #ocatc @oncinema.bsky.social
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This devastating piece describes what it’s like to die of blood cancer. It also describes what it feels like to do so while your cousin is Secretary of Health & Human Services & a ghoul. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This devastating piece describes what it’s like to die of blood cancer. It also describes what it feels like to do so while your cousin is Secretary of Health & Human Services & a ghoul. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
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so many greats, I think about this one a lot
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
so many greats, I think about this one a lot
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if you are feeling down today just remember: thistle wearing a hat
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
if you are feeling down today just remember: thistle wearing a hat
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eat ur veggies 🥕🥬🍆🌽🍅🫛
December 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
eat ur veggies 🥕🥬🍆🌽🍅🫛
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not especially funny but multiple people flipped their fuckin wigs at the suggestion that Small Business Artists should maybe possibly cool it on making a bunch of merchandise out of straight up plastic and consider what happens to this material when it is inevitably trashed/lost
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
not especially funny but multiple people flipped their fuckin wigs at the suggestion that Small Business Artists should maybe possibly cool it on making a bunch of merchandise out of straight up plastic and consider what happens to this material when it is inevitably trashed/lost
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maybe there comes a point in everyone's life where they think "i wish a meteor would crash into my backyard." [audience murmurs approvingly] "and turn into a beautiful woman," [tepid applause] "and give me a million dollars" [animal howling]
December 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
maybe there comes a point in everyone's life where they think "i wish a meteor would crash into my backyard." [audience murmurs approvingly] "and turn into a beautiful woman," [tepid applause] "and give me a million dollars" [animal howling]
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ll see yall next year ✨
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
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Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
June 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
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Francis Ford Coppola? What's next, Martin Chevy Scorcese? Brian Cadillac Coupe De Palma?
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Francis Ford Coppola? What's next, Martin Chevy Scorcese? Brian Cadillac Coupe De Palma?
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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society if bsky let me queue posts 🌈🌤️☀️💫🌟🎨😁🦞🐟
society if it was birds 🦜🐞🐥🦆🪿🐴🦅🦉🦇🦃🦢🦩🐓🦤🕊️🦚
society if it was birds 🦜🐞🐥🦆🪿🐴🦅🦉🦇🦃🦢🦩🐓🦤🕊️🦚
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
society if bsky let me queue posts 🌈🌤️☀️💫🌟🎨😁🦞🐟
society if it was birds 🦜🐞🐥🦆🪿🐴🦅🦉🦇🦃🦢🦩🐓🦤🕊️🦚
society if it was birds 🦜🐞🐥🦆🪿🐴🦅🦉🦇🦃🦢🦩🐓🦤🕊️🦚
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🐶Growing up too fast
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
🐶Growing up too fast
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December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Shawn worked forever on making this totally custom jacket only to- completely unintentionally- make it the Eva Rebuild colors. So you weebs all have to buy this, sorry
So, there was one item that didn’t make it in time for our Black Friday sale: The NETWORK Puffer Jacket. This fully custom winter jacket was a labor of love by @shawnchatfield.bsky.social and we can FINALLY put it on sale January 1 at Noon PT! And then that’s it for us this year! Nothing else
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Shawn worked forever on making this totally custom jacket only to- completely unintentionally- make it the Eva Rebuild colors. So you weebs all have to buy this, sorry