Fastest Mario
@oceanviewdining.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die
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This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
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He just does that!
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
He just does that!
Heh
Luke Garza is a classic Cs move because everybody hates it right now and will probably be in love with him by December
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Heh
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i think that such things as music, bicycles, and candy should be made illegal
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i think that such things as music, bicycles, and candy should be made illegal
Happy New Year, you wonderful dorks! Let's make 2026 suck less ass than 2025 did overall
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Happy New Year, you wonderful dorks! Let's make 2026 suck less ass than 2025 did overall
I blacked out, and when I came to, Brian told me we had discussed Cheaper by the Dozen 2 for more than two full hours. He asked me to draw a clock on a piece of paper and let me tell you, that bad boy turned out completely normal looking
FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social #43 continues our '05 holiday marathon with one of our most fun episodes we’ve done, @oceanviewdining.bsky.social joins us for the completely non-existent, inexplicably summer-vacation-y Christmas release, CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I blacked out, and when I came to, Brian told me we had discussed Cheaper by the Dozen 2 for more than two full hours. He asked me to draw a clock on a piece of paper and let me tell you, that bad boy turned out completely normal looking
Hey Strider, when you dream, are you still Aragorn?
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hey Strider, when you dream, are you still Aragorn?
When you put on The Fellowship of the Ring and those first Howard Shore strings come through, that's just the magic of the movies baybee
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When you put on The Fellowship of the Ring and those first Howard Shore strings come through, that's just the magic of the movies baybee
Get the Cubs OUTTA HERE lmao
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Get the Cubs OUTTA HERE lmao
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
40-40 tie is fucking beautiful. I'm just glad to have witnessed it
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
40-40 tie is fucking beautiful. I'm just glad to have witnessed it
Feel like these national broadcasts are trying to gaslight us about this Cowboys defense. This unit is atrocious!
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Feel like these national broadcasts are trying to gaslight us about this Cowboys defense. This unit is atrocious!
The Belt-to-Ass Brewers
September 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Belt-to-Ass Brewers
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Bit of a rebrand here, as I've decided my account needs to be a bit more Bullshit
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bit of a rebrand here, as I've decided my account needs to be a bit more Bullshit
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THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES
July 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES
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A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
The Odyssey thing is getting way overblown lol. God forbid you might have to see the movie in *regular* IMAX on opening weekend!
July 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Odyssey thing is getting way overblown lol. God forbid you might have to see the movie in *regular* IMAX on opening weekend!
This Pat McAfee intro to the derby is dreadful
July 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This Pat McAfee intro to the derby is dreadful
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
July 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
Never once have I watched a Shams video and felt like I actually gained any information about anything
July 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Never once have I watched a Shams video and felt like I actually gained any information about anything
Luke Garza is a classic Cs move because everybody hates it right now and will probably be in love with him by December
July 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Luke Garza is a classic Cs move because everybody hates it right now and will probably be in love with him by December
Think Kornet is gone but I'm not honestly convinced Horford wants to play anywhere else
June 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Think Kornet is gone but I'm not honestly convinced Horford wants to play anywhere else