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jake 🪰
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vox + guitar @raygunyouthmusic.com

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I'm gonna spam this a lot but you should listen to my band's debut album, really proud of it!! for fans of emotional indie rock such as hotline TNT, sunny day real estate, great grandpa, etc.

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it’s a great day to show me your boobs
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
OH MY GOD THE AI ANIMAL FARM IS MADE BY THE MORMON GUYS WHOSE AD AGENCY I WORKED AT ASDFGDGJGSS
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
did I ruin my hair by self cutting it in the middle of the night in a feverish haze?
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i've fumbled so many times this year it's actually not even funny
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my dick is medium but my heart is pure
medium dick swag (chorus: ooooOOOOooo medium dick swaAAAAaaag)
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
medium dick swag (chorus: ooooOOOOooo medium dick swaAAAAaaag)
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
do they make you do a few rounds of interviews before an orgy
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I need to move to a part of town where I can get out more so hot women or theys look my direction but not directly at me because they can sense my unstable sense of self and will dismember me
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I need to get less cynical damn
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
just learned that you can apparently say no to things you don't want to do. the committee is watching with great interest, will report back
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my hot take is that attachment style and love language discourse is woowoo bullshit that prevents ppl from examining deeper patterns of behavior and trauma within themselves
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
uhh he is refusing to open his parachute now. clearly as a baby he did not understand the safety protocols
skydiving with a christian baby rn. pretty sick
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
skydiving with a christian baby rn. pretty sick
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
bro... just goop it
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i think jesus was a turkey baster baby. hence the virginity
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the natural!!! it's too big!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i only jerk off to cheetos that are kind of shaped like they have dumptruck asses that i buy on ebay
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you're on upscrolled DM me your @ 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
fam, don't even try to rizz my goated squad unless epic chungus is the vibe
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
me as a waiter: how do you like your eggs

Dr. Eggs: haha yes!!!!!!!!!

me: no I mean how do you want them prepared

Dr. Eggs: hahaha!!! fuck yes!!!! yeah!!!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
can't wait to share my Microsoft Excel Wrapped
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
olympus mons pubis
labia majora's mask
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
every celebrity looks like a hunger games villain now. is this good for society
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
culturally geese is to the 2020s what tame impala was in the 2010s. i can't explain it but you can quote me in 2 years when I'm right
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long skirt and a short skirt (layered like tshirts in the early 2000s)
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM