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GoPokes / OkState CFB - BigXII - “Flaming Brand” enthusiast - “Τι έπινα?”- Socrates Not here for a good time but here for a long time.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · Feb 9

Grimace but pronounced like Versace.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 10h

The windows down and the Doves on the radio would fix me.

okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 1d

What about Guts Church’s “The Nightmare” haunted house where at they show you the horrors of the secular world and at the end did they pray with you to bring you to Jesus? journalrecord.com/2011/10/13/t...

These Walls: Guts Church’s Nightmare

Many churches choose a hands-off policy towards Halloween’s frightful traditions. Not so for Guts Church.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 1d

“Under fire” for the “bullet points” of the sermon.

Juliette Rihl @julietterihl.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...

Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon

In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'

www.pennlive.com

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 1d

I’m chilling with that duck no doubt.

okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 1d

Idk man, that rooster looks pretty bad ass.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 1d

People like to say “Jesus told the lady to leave and stop sinning” but they forget they aren’t him in the story. They’re the guys with the rocks.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 2d

Miami, OK.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 2d

The devil's lettuce

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d

Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 2d

Bah da ba ba bah MF’er.

Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 2d

Can you even claim to be a McDonald's fan if you don't wear this incredible sweatshirt everywhere you go? (1995)

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 2d

Just felt like I needed a construction cowboy

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🐛💤🦺🐛
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⚡ 8=👊=D💦
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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 3d

He do

👻🦇Sarah🧛🏻🎃 @13thgravegypt.bsky.social · 3d

He deserves this

The fan with the dump 61/62 here shirt got to meet Cal after the game and get a bat and ball autographed by Cal.

okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 3d

This also strangely works even though the main actor stays the same.

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 3d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 4d

When Flavor Flav tells you he’s running late:

Liv Sexy NJ @livsexynj.blacksky.app · 4d

Are you kidding me?!? There is a BIG ASS CLOCK right in front of you!!!!

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 4d

How about some Brutuses tho?

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 4d

Weekend me and Monday work

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4d

okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 4d

Duck butts drive me nuts

okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 4d

Conference re-alignment is so out of control.

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 4d

You cannot simply walk into Oregon and Illinois with 400 Texans.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 5d

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 5d

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 5d

Mac the knife McDonalds guy?

okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 5d

Catfish fry

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 5d

Crawling through an old abandoned wardrobe and finding a magical _______

okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad (hides under desk)

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 5d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 6d

Try lou malnati’s next.

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