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GoPokes / OkState CFB - BigXII - “Flaming Brand” enthusiast - “Τι έπινα?”- Socrates
Not here for a good time but here for a long time.
Not here for a good time but here for a long time.
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My feet need it trust me.
Uncomfortable truth: Some people need the deodorant with the aluminum in it.
Maybe extra.
Maybe extra.
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My feet need it trust me.
My uber drive is on a teams call for work. Pretty legit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My uber drive is on a teams call for work. Pretty legit.
The ole company wide Microsoft outage.
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The ole company wide Microsoft outage.
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Sometimes you take the L and move on
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sometimes you take the L and move on
I, too, will not accept a bowl bid this year.
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I, too, will not accept a bowl bid this year.
Notre Dame was in the playoffs. Then the team ahead of them lost, and no teams below them won. And just as you would’ve thought , Notre Dame is now out of the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Notre Dame was in the playoffs. Then the team ahead of them lost, and no teams below them won. And just as you would’ve thought , Notre Dame is now out of the playoffs.
But even more funny is a post Saban Alabama still getting the benefit of a doubt.
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
But even more funny is a post Saban Alabama still getting the benefit of a doubt.
Playoff bama
Playoff JMU
Playoff JMU
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Playoff bama
Playoff JMU
Playoff JMU
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How did #9 Bama jump #8 Notre Dame is the last two weeks??? This is embarrassing.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How did #9 Bama jump #8 Notre Dame is the last two weeks??? This is embarrassing.
Smash Mouth knew it all along... The years start coming and they do not stop coming.
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Smash Mouth knew it all along... The years start coming and they do not stop coming.
Eskimo Joe’s Cheese Fries
What’s the thing your college town could offer “for life” to keep a coach there?
First Crumbl Cookies, next FREE BEEF 🥩 FOR LIFE
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Eskimo Joe’s Cheese Fries
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So the kicker Morten Andersen was a bit of a sex symbol for Saints fans in the 80s and let’s just say my mom was a fan. I liked him because he was pretty much the best Saints player.
My mom got this poster when I was 7 and told my dad it was for me. I think I have it somewhere in my house still.
My mom got this poster when I was 7 and told my dad it was for me. I think I have it somewhere in my house still.
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So the kicker Morten Andersen was a bit of a sex symbol for Saints fans in the 80s and let’s just say my mom was a fan. I liked him because he was pretty much the best Saints player.
My mom got this poster when I was 7 and told my dad it was for me. I think I have it somewhere in my house still.
My mom got this poster when I was 7 and told my dad it was for me. I think I have it somewhere in my house still.
I have a signed photo o Skip Lookwood in a Red Sox uniform. He was with the Red Sox for the 1980 season, going 3–1 with two saves and a 5.32 ERA in 24 games.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I have a signed photo o Skip Lookwood in a Red Sox uniform. He was with the Red Sox for the 1980 season, going 3–1 with two saves and a 5.32 ERA in 24 games.
“Top-level Penn State donors are pushing for athletic director Pat Kraft to promote interim head coach Terry Smith” What an absolute disaster.
www.on3.com/news/latest-...
www.on3.com/news/latest-...
Penn State's coaching search evolves again, names re-emerge
The latest intel on the Penn State coaching search as the Nittany Lions work to identify their next top target.
www.on3.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Top-level Penn State donors are pushing for athletic director Pat Kraft to promote interim head coach Terry Smith” What an absolute disaster.
www.on3.com/news/latest-...
www.on3.com/news/latest-...
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ernie: congratulations are in order
shaq: thank you
kenny: what are you thanking him for, he hasn’t said who he’s congratulating
shaq: did someone else get the penn state job?
chuck: you’re kidding
shaq: check cleared
chuck: you don’t even know what 1st and 10 is
shaq: i know the 1st and 15th
shaq: thank you
kenny: what are you thanking him for, he hasn’t said who he’s congratulating
shaq: did someone else get the penn state job?
chuck: you’re kidding
shaq: check cleared
chuck: you don’t even know what 1st and 10 is
shaq: i know the 1st and 15th
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
ernie: congratulations are in order
shaq: thank you
kenny: what are you thanking him for, he hasn’t said who he’s congratulating
shaq: did someone else get the penn state job?
chuck: you’re kidding
shaq: check cleared
chuck: you don’t even know what 1st and 10 is
shaq: i know the 1st and 15th
shaq: thank you
kenny: what are you thanking him for, he hasn’t said who he’s congratulating
shaq: did someone else get the penn state job?
chuck: you’re kidding
shaq: check cleared
chuck: you don’t even know what 1st and 10 is
shaq: i know the 1st and 15th
Exactly something “big cookie” would have you believe.
After calling around, I'm not even sure the Cookie guy was in the five biggest donors. BYU has added a lot of new big check-writers from tech/finance/professional services, plus their existing MLM kingpin money.
Like in other markets, the biggest donors are usually the silent ones.
Like in other markets, the biggest donors are usually the silent ones.
It’s a very good online joke and I fully intend to goof on it more later, but just in case anybody is taking that as gospel, no, the Cookie Man did not personally outbid Penn State for Kalani Sitake.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Exactly something “big cookie” would have you believe.
*Inspectah
If my magic works right, this young man will be nicknamed "Inspector" by the time he leaves Ann Arbor:
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*Inspectah
Years from now I’m sure I’ll be using Jordon Hudson as a cautionary tale for my 2 boys.
Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Years from now I’m sure I’ll be using Jordon Hudson as a cautionary tale for my 2 boys.
Army signing a literally army of dudes at 71.
If Penn State doesn’t land a bring-a-roster head coach, this is… uh… yeah this might get rough.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Army signing a literally army of dudes at 71.
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And people think NIL is killing the sport.
try explaining some of this sport to the uninitiated
“Penn State got lockered by the BYU Cookie Man, so their former coach put a box of those cookies out at the special party they have for getting teenagers to come play for his new school”
“Penn State got lockered by the BYU Cookie Man, so their former coach put a box of those cookies out at the special party they have for getting teenagers to come play for his new school”
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
And people think NIL is killing the sport.
Baptists Mormons
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Common doctrine ❌
College Football ✅
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Common doctrine ❌
College Football ✅
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Baptists Mormons
🤝
Common doctrine ❌
College Football ✅
🤝
Common doctrine ❌
College Football ✅
“Use this one little tip to retire early…” themercury.com/k_state_spor...
Klieman to retire; Klein to be hired as KSU FB head coach
Chris Klieman is set to retire as the Kansas State football coach as early as today, and his replacement is already lined up: Collin Klein.
themercury.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Use this one little tip to retire early…” themercury.com/k_state_spor...
I don’t remember a lot, but I graduated 😅
How was your college experience?
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don’t remember a lot, but I graduated 😅