Pinned
Where are all the quicksand pits and giant Venus flytraps that childhood TV programming prepared me for? The survival skills I developed are useless.
I didn’t realize how much suing I would have to do as an adult. I definitely through there would more sinkholes and far fewer lawsuits.
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Where are all the quicksand pits and giant Venus flytraps that childhood TV programming prepared me for? The survival skills I developed are useless.
Who was the first artist to start putting all these little subtle pieces into the Super Bowl halftime show? I feel like the answer is probably Beyonce but I wonder if anyone knows for sure.
Incredible detail I just noticed
Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de cañita en casa de Toñita"
She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toñita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn
A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC
Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de cañita en casa de Toñita"
She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toñita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn
A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Who was the first artist to start putting all these little subtle pieces into the Super Bowl halftime show? I feel like the answer is probably Beyonce but I wonder if anyone knows for sure.
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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“God bless America”… and then naming every country in the continent. Fuck yeah.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
“God bless America”… and then naming every country in the continent. Fuck yeah.
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Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
This. There's nothing you can say or do to convince me that there are actually people upset at getting more Latinas dancing in high-definition.
It’s also so funny to see so many dudes complain about Bad Bunny performing in all Spanish like they wasn’t sitting there rapt watching Sabado Gigante and random telenovelas back in day lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This. There's nothing you can say or do to convince me that there are actually people upset at getting more Latinas dancing in high-definition.
This halftime show reminds me that the US can be a beautiful place when it wants to be.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This halftime show reminds me that the US can be a beautiful place when it wants to be.
This game is boring and the commercials suck.
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This game is boring and the commercials suck.
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I’m crying 😭
we’re watching the game at a hookah bar, and the habibis said “mashallah” when they saw Doechii in that commercial 😭😭😭
we’re watching the game at a hookah bar, and the habibis said “mashallah” when they saw Doechii in that commercial 😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’m crying 😭
we’re watching the game at a hookah bar, and the habibis said “mashallah” when they saw Doechii in that commercial 😭😭😭
we’re watching the game at a hookah bar, and the habibis said “mashallah” when they saw Doechii in that commercial 😭😭😭
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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no one can watch these commercials and conclude america is having a good time rn
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
no one can watch these commercials and conclude america is having a good time rn
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Excited to watch 40,000 ads for AI companies tonight, driving me to commit some light ecoterrorism by the 4th quarter
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Excited to watch 40,000 ads for AI companies tonight, driving me to commit some light ecoterrorism by the 4th quarter
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Meg celebrating Klay’s Birthday 🎉 the right way! 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Meg celebrating Klay’s Birthday 🎉 the right way! 🥰
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Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness https://theonion.com/nation-furious-after-realizing-super-bowl-ad-for-kindness/
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness https://theonion.com/nation-furious-after-realizing-super-bowl-ad-for-kindness/
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as a college football guy, i know this might sound funny to say but: the very stiff jingoistic paegeantry for the super bowl is so ridiculous.
welcome to the final football thread of 25-26.
welcome to the final football thread of 25-26.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
as a college football guy, i know this might sound funny to say but: the very stiff jingoistic paegeantry for the super bowl is so ridiculous.
welcome to the final football thread of 25-26.
welcome to the final football thread of 25-26.
"Yay, Super Bowl! Touchdown! We win!"
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"Yay, Super Bowl! Touchdown! We win!"
"Riq Woolen, straight out of Fort Worth, Texas."
Let em know!!!
Let em know!!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
"Riq Woolen, straight out of Fort Worth, Texas."
Let em know!!!
Let em know!!!
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"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
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people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.
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I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
Run now. Ask why later. Happy Black History Month.
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Run now. Ask why later. Happy Black History Month.
We should all watch the most recent episode of Abbott Elementary.
As a man, would you be upset if your lady was accepting money or gifts from a man who wanted to spend on her? For the sake of this example let’s say it’s long distance.
February 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
We should all watch the most recent episode of Abbott Elementary.
Olivia is a journalist so she has to choose her words carefully.
I am not. So let me say this another way:
This grown ass man stopped his car in the middle of the road, got out and started hitting teenage girls. Then the teenage boys with those girls beat his ass.
I am not. So let me say this another way:
This grown ass man stopped his car in the middle of the road, got out and started hitting teenage girls. Then the teenage boys with those girls beat his ass.
A 45-year-old man has been charged with two counts of assault after getting into a fistfight with a group of Texas teenagers who were protesting Immigration Customs and Enforcement.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/05/m...
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45-Year-Old Man Beaten Up By High Schoolers After Allegedly Attacking Them During ICE Walkout
A Texas man has been charged after getting into a fistfight with a group of teenagers who staged an ICE walkout
thebarbedwire.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Olivia is a journalist so she has to choose her words carefully.
I am not. So let me say this another way:
This grown ass man stopped his car in the middle of the road, got out and started hitting teenage girls. Then the teenage boys with those girls beat his ass.
I am not. So let me say this another way:
This grown ass man stopped his car in the middle of the road, got out and started hitting teenage girls. Then the teenage boys with those girls beat his ass.