On Top And Well Hung
@ontopandwellhung.bsky.social
Top secret, one of a kind Mardi Gras stuff in development. Launch date TBA, soon!
(A non-bigoted company) 🏳️🌈🐶🎉
(A non-bigoted company) 🏳️🌈🐶🎉
Pinned
The lemons have been turned into lemonade! I named this beta test “The Doctor Is In,” for my friend (Dr Maw Maw) who asked me to make this thing happen in the first place, way back in 2021. Still not tellin’ what it is. #mardigrasdecor #mardigras #nolasky #nola #neworleans #ontopandwellhung
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We need your help! We are collecting 1,000 signatures (the number is 750 but we are going over that) on our nominating petition to waive ballot fees. We can collect the signatures of any registered Democratic voter in Louisiana. Head to my website at www.laurenjewett.com or DM us for more details.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We need your help! We are collecting 1,000 signatures (the number is 750 but we are going over that) on our nominating petition to waive ballot fees. We can collect the signatures of any registered Democratic voter in Louisiana. Head to my website at www.laurenjewett.com or DM us for more details.
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If you're a business owner interested in pushing back against ICE, this might be of interest. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘We’ll need to see a warrant’: the group teaching businesses a vital tool to fight ICE raids
Siembra in North Carolina gives owners fourth amendment rights trainings should federal agents show up at their door
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you're a business owner interested in pushing back against ICE, this might be of interest. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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The great #nolasky writer @meganbradenperry.com is in a tight bind. Send her over a little something! gofund.me/ad361df5c
Donate to Help Franklin and Me Find a New Home, organized by Megan Braden-Perry
I've done a lot of scary things in my life, but creating this GoFundMe is the … Megan Braden-Perry needs your support for Help Franklin and Me Find a New Home
gofund.me
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The great #nolasky writer @meganbradenperry.com is in a tight bind. Send her over a little something! gofund.me/ad361df5c
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But seriously.
I need #NOLATwitter to step up. The annual tweetup is this Sunday. PLEASE HELP US. Ryne, Marielle and I do this to benefit NOWCS. But also to maintain community. We're tired. Please help.
📆December 7th
🍸12 Mile Limit
📭500 S Telemachus
🕒3pm
I need #NOLATwitter to step up. The annual tweetup is this Sunday. PLEASE HELP US. Ryne, Marielle and I do this to benefit NOWCS. But also to maintain community. We're tired. Please help.
📆December 7th
🍸12 Mile Limit
📭500 S Telemachus
🕒3pm
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
But seriously.
I need #NOLATwitter to step up. The annual tweetup is this Sunday. PLEASE HELP US. Ryne, Marielle and I do this to benefit NOWCS. But also to maintain community. We're tired. Please help.
📆December 7th
🍸12 Mile Limit
📭500 S Telemachus
🕒3pm
I need #NOLATwitter to step up. The annual tweetup is this Sunday. PLEASE HELP US. Ryne, Marielle and I do this to benefit NOWCS. But also to maintain community. We're tired. Please help.
📆December 7th
🍸12 Mile Limit
📭500 S Telemachus
🕒3pm
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You’d think they’d learn, but noooooo 🔥🔥🔥
🐊🐸🦋
🐊🐸🦋
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You’d think they’d learn, but noooooo 🔥🔥🔥
🐊🐸🦋
🐊🐸🦋
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#TN7 #specialelection where #AftynBehn lost by single digits to #VanEpps in a Trump +22 district means that in the #midterms there’s not a single place in America where it’s impossible for a #Democrat to win. Not one. #everySeat #blueWave2026
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
#TN7 #specialelection where #AftynBehn lost by single digits to #VanEpps in a Trump +22 district means that in the #midterms there’s not a single place in America where it’s impossible for a #Democrat to win. Not one. #everySeat #blueWave2026
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Kermit Ruffins is playing a benefit at 4:20 today at First and Last Stop bar to save it from its landlord
www.nola.com/gambit/music...
www.nola.com/gambit/music...
Kermit Ruffins plays a benefit show Dec. 2 for First and Last Stop bar
New Orleans trumpeter and vocalist Kermit Ruffins plays a benefit concert for the First and Last Stop Bar on Tuesday, Dec. 2.
www.nola.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Kermit Ruffins is playing a benefit at 4:20 today at First and Last Stop bar to save it from its landlord
www.nola.com/gambit/music...
www.nola.com/gambit/music...
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As New Orleans braces for the arrival of ICE, there is a particular stain that comes with hunting Mexicans and Central Americans in that city. These are the same folks who arrived en masse to help rebuild the city after Katrina and have since become a vibrant part of its renewal.
Fuck ICE to hell.
Fuck ICE to hell.
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
As New Orleans braces for the arrival of ICE, there is a particular stain that comes with hunting Mexicans and Central Americans in that city. These are the same folks who arrived en masse to help rebuild the city after Katrina and have since become a vibrant part of its renewal.
Fuck ICE to hell.
Fuck ICE to hell.
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He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
Pics in daylight
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Pics in daylight
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I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
On this day of remembrance, let’s also note that Reagan, in addition to fucking over the non-wealthy for decades, had no interest in addressing the AIDS crisis. #aids #hiv #endthestigma #fuckReagan
For our community, it’s more than a ribbon.
It’s remembering everyone lost to HIV. It’s a promise to support people living with HIV. It’s a pledge to end new cases of HIV by 2030. It’s a stand against HIV stigma.
Donate now.
tht.org.uk/ribbon
It’s remembering everyone lost to HIV. It’s a promise to support people living with HIV. It’s a pledge to end new cases of HIV by 2030. It’s a stand against HIV stigma.
Donate now.
tht.org.uk/ribbon
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
On this day of remembrance, let’s also note that Reagan, in addition to fucking over the non-wealthy for decades, had no interest in addressing the AIDS crisis. #aids #hiv #endthestigma #fuckReagan
Took a break from #ontopandwellhung to deck the halls. I got this animated topper in 93 or 94 @ Boscov’s, where I was a visual merchandiser. I used it nearly every year since, but my spawn hate it and last year revolted. Tonight on a whim I modified her. Here’s the #before #treetopper deets in alt
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Took a break from #ontopandwellhung to deck the halls. I got this animated topper in 93 or 94 @ Boscov’s, where I was a visual merchandiser. I used it nearly every year since, but my spawn hate it and last year revolted. Tonight on a whim I modified her. Here’s the #before #treetopper deets in alt
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@maryosteen.bsky.social
@habsmtlcanadiens.bsky.social
@agb2g.bsky.social
@rlights25.bsky.social
@lmerx.bsky.social
@thewiselatina.bsky.social
@eileenhstuff.bsky.social
@bab102.bsky.social
@jjerod.bsky.social
@mark3m.bsky.social
@j1j2.bsky.social
@xzuko.bsky.social
@weeirish.bsky.social
@habsmtlcanadiens.bsky.social
@agb2g.bsky.social
@rlights25.bsky.social
@lmerx.bsky.social
@thewiselatina.bsky.social
@eileenhstuff.bsky.social
@bab102.bsky.social
@jjerod.bsky.social
@mark3m.bsky.social
@j1j2.bsky.social
@xzuko.bsky.social
@weeirish.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s come to my attention that ppl online think I’m a dude. Maybe great marketing, but I don’t want to deceive or mislead anyone. My apologies to the truly sweet gay men who took the name literally - I am in fact an old lady w/a crude sense of humor. #ontopandwellhung #oldlady #notaman #sorryboys
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s come to my attention that ppl online think I’m a dude. Maybe great marketing, but I don’t want to deceive or mislead anyone. My apologies to the truly sweet gay men who took the name literally - I am in fact an old lady w/a crude sense of humor. #ontopandwellhung #oldlady #notaman #sorryboys
You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
😭😭😭 I must have died from the grief of having missed it.
😭😭😭 I must have died from the grief of having missed it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
😭😭😭 I must have died from the grief of having missed it.
😭😭😭 I must have died from the grief of having missed it.
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Cannot emphasize this enough.
If you shop on Black Friday, shop only at small biz, minority owned biz, women owned biz, or support independent media.
Do not give Big Box Retailers your money! #WeAintBuyingIt
If you shop on Black Friday, shop only at small biz, minority owned biz, women owned biz, or support independent media.
Do not give Big Box Retailers your money! #WeAintBuyingIt
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Cannot emphasize this enough.
If you shop on Black Friday, shop only at small biz, minority owned biz, women owned biz, or support independent media.
Do not give Big Box Retailers your money! #WeAintBuyingIt
If you shop on Black Friday, shop only at small biz, minority owned biz, women owned biz, or support independent media.
Do not give Big Box Retailers your money! #WeAintBuyingIt
You know the thing about rose colored glasses? 1. It’s true, everything does look nicer with them on (had a pair of pink-lensed sunglasses in 1998). 2. Hot pink drapes on east facing windows make for happier mornings. #nofilter #seealttext #whiteroomssuck #thanksgivingisalie #historywaswhitewashed
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You know the thing about rose colored glasses? 1. It’s true, everything does look nicer with them on (had a pair of pink-lensed sunglasses in 1998). 2. Hot pink drapes on east facing windows make for happier mornings. #nofilter #seealttext #whiteroomssuck #thanksgivingisalie #historywaswhitewashed
A true horn of plenty
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A true horn of plenty
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When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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A couple of months ago, I was out in Richland Parish, LA, talking to people about the new Meta data center being built. Everyone talked about the traffic and reckless drivers.
So, I started looking into it. Their concerns were valid. 🧵
www.wwno.org/local-region...
So, I started looking into it. Their concerns were valid. 🧵
www.wwno.org/local-region...
Construction on Meta’s largest data center brings 600% crash spike, chaos to rural Louisiana
An investigation from the Gulf States Newsroom found that trucks contracted to work at the Meta facility are causing delays and dangerous roads in Holly Ridge.
www.wwno.org
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A couple of months ago, I was out in Richland Parish, LA, talking to people about the new Meta data center being built. Everyone talked about the traffic and reckless drivers.
So, I started looking into it. Their concerns were valid. 🧵
www.wwno.org/local-region...
So, I started looking into it. Their concerns were valid. 🧵
www.wwno.org/local-region...
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my library's policy.
Librarians like to say that book bans interfere with parents' direction of their children's reading. But also, by letting minors be patrons, librarians do not collude with parents' control over their children's reading.
The freedom to read is radically democratic. 📚
Librarians like to say that book bans interfere with parents' direction of their children's reading. But also, by letting minors be patrons, librarians do not collude with parents' control over their children's reading.
The freedom to read is radically democratic. 📚
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
my library's policy.
Librarians like to say that book bans interfere with parents' direction of their children's reading. But also, by letting minors be patrons, librarians do not collude with parents' control over their children's reading.
The freedom to read is radically democratic. 📚
Librarians like to say that book bans interfere with parents' direction of their children's reading. But also, by letting minors be patrons, librarians do not collude with parents' control over their children's reading.
The freedom to read is radically democratic. 📚
Some of my family members are going to have to deal with no turkey on the fake holiday this year. We can’t afford 1, I hate the day, and fuck capitalism.
(I’m very cranky. My dog woke me up while I was having an anxiety dream involving him and someone’s unleashed bulldog. My body is still asleep.)
(I’m very cranky. My dog woke me up while I was having an anxiety dream involving him and someone’s unleashed bulldog. My body is still asleep.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Some of my family members are going to have to deal with no turkey on the fake holiday this year. We can’t afford 1, I hate the day, and fuck capitalism.
(I’m very cranky. My dog woke me up while I was having an anxiety dream involving him and someone’s unleashed bulldog. My body is still asleep.)
(I’m very cranky. My dog woke me up while I was having an anxiety dream involving him and someone’s unleashed bulldog. My body is still asleep.)
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My all time fave.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
My all time fave.