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Rick Smith

@originaloccasion.bsky.social

1.4K followers 1.5K following 1.2K posts

Dad jokes, dad music, dad bod, no kids. I'm a faux pa. Formerly a coffee shop musician/guitar store music teacher. Currently a cranky lefty agoraphobic writer/pro-dom. I'm a jack-off of many trades. NSFW(ish), MDNI. 42, he/they

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Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · Jul 19

I did the linktree thing: linktr.ee/originalocca...

DMs open
🔴Not welcome: minors, trumpers, fascists, TERFS, bootlickers, scammers, bots, my ex-boyfriend Wayne
🟢Welcome: basically everyone else

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 11m

Good morning!!

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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 8h

#StreetArt Cat Lover by Wek, Lisbon, Portugal. #Caturday

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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 18h

Blue furry Muppet Grover stands before a green background as thin lines of rain fall around him. He looks upward with wide, slightly sad eyes and a bright pink round nose. A dark banner across the top shows white text that reads All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 10h

47 years ago today
Mark Mothersbaugh, with DEVO at El Mocambo in Toronto, Ontario, October 25, 1978

The band played a setlist that included cover songs like "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones and their own songs like "Jocko Homo" and "Mongoloid."

#punkrock #newwave #devo

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Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 10h

ugh, why are so many bots following me?

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 12h

a cow in a field

IM JUST
i'm just trying my best to stay positive in these confusing times.

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Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 12h

if you're not trying to fuck why are you at my garage sale

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 12h

PANKAKKE

And it's a bunch of syrup being poured on a stack of pancakes

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 16h

Whenever I see a picture of Greg Bovino

Barber: What kinda cut u want?
Him: just fuck my shit up

left is a closeup of a billboard (right) for some dentistry thing, dude has a very unfortunate haircut that reminds me of
Greg Bovino's

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 17h

Not my home but I know my way around

still of the pit of despair from the princess bride (1987)

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 17h

I dunno if I need another poomang quiz to tell me that I overthink.

I know I overthink. I overthink about how I overthink. ...I overthink about how I overthink about how I overthink.

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 19h

😂

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 19h

Rice Krispie Treats

Arborio Krispie Treats
Basmati Krispie Treats
Jasmine Rice Krispie Treats
Long Grain Rice Krispie Treats
Mexican Rice Krispie Treats
Minute Rice Krispie Treats
Risotto Krispie Treats
Spanish Rice Krispie Treats
Wild Rice Krispie Treats

Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 19h

Make a movie food:

Reservoir Hot Dogs

Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 20h

Make a movie food:

Requiem for Ice Cream

👻 D🎃ct🎃r Br🎃cc🎃 Li 👻 @farce.from.wtf · 21h

Make a movie food:

A Clockwork Orange Julius

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Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social · 20h

boyfriend experience where I come over and

* make you coffee
* cook for you
* clean your glassware
* cuddles and your favorite TV show
* remind you to take your meds
* tie you up and torture you (respectfully; if you're into that kind of thing)
* whip out my ukulele and rick roll you