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Montreal Metros center Shane Hollander pulling an insane transition from missionary to cowgirl on Boston’s Ilya Rozynov.
Favorite sports moment of 2025? 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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In an ocean of bad-faith Heated Rivalry takes full of specious arguments and cherrypicked facts, Salon has published one so rancid that I need to pick it apart.

Don't worry, I'm not female or a woman, so I love it the right amount and also I get to be as angry and as mean as I want 😌.
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
the hollanov tag is overwhelming phew we'll be feasting until s2 comes out in 2027
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
idk how much of a fandom overlap there is btwn HR and jetlag but does anyone else think connor and sam look kinda sorta alike
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i've been buzzing like an addict who can't have enough content and these boys continue to provide
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the HR brainrot has been real this past week and i had no one to cry my feelings at... then i remembered this wonderful void
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ilya rozanov you are my everything
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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i’m not mean, i’m just old enough to no longer waste time on people who bore me. also, I’m a little mean
July 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Sitting outside til a bug activates my fight or flight response
July 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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i’d rather my therapist think i have no hobbies instead of explaining the content i create for social media.
July 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Geologic Periods

xkcd.com/3120/
July 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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This is how you cut social security while saying you aren't cutting social security.
Just heard DOGE/Musk are cutting half of the staff at the Social Security offices in Alexandria. 40% of the staff in Rochester.

It’ll make it a lot harder for seniors to get help when they run into issues, which might be exactly what they want.
April 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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THIS IS TERRIFYING‼️

Dr. Peter Marks, former head of vaccines at the FDA, just had his last day—forced to resign or be fired because he wouldn’t lie about vaccines.

He gives a chilling warning: the U.S. is unprepared for biowarfare—because the response team has been gutted.
April 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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They said we'd have a record-beating economy, and they were right - largest two days of wealth destruction in nominal dollar terms *ever*:
April 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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It’s a fire sale…
April 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
he can finally add guac
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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grocery store is ripping me off. it should be buying an equal amount of stuff from me as I buy from it
April 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Look, for over a year, one brave Cassandra was warning you that massive tariffs were coming and that they’d wreak havoc on the economy. But no one listened to Donald Trump.
April 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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nasa dudes love to brag about finding ice on some awful planet that's like a hundred miles away.... that's great guys, probably just gonna keep using the stuff in my freezer tho
May 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Trump is now officially worse than COVID.
April 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM