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Bsky is susceptible to the same pitfalls as that which it purports to replace.

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Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 @ozzelot.bsky.social · Oct 19
Obvykle mě lze najít zejména ve federovaných vodách jako [email protected]. Tento příspěvek je redirectem pro skutečné oceláře.
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Me at least once an hour minimum
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
One thing about me is I will be sleepy
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Katherine 🕷️ @kat_moder its so cold that ive been saying this again *Control Alt Delete panel "FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING FRAGGABLE!" "IT'S FARKIN' COLD IN HERE!"*
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
cinematech on tumblr: "king henry viii: i want to look stupid wide in my portraits, go ham brother" [image illustrating the above: a stupid wide portrait of Henry VIII.] son-of-reivers replies: "Hnnrgh, Wolsey, I'm trying to get a divorce, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the pope"
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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gpoutine.bsky.social
I should be entitled to lifetime twitch turbo for owning this.
Dazzle DVC100 capture card - from the livestream.com/mogulus days.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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xkeeper.net
there's some subtle humor here in that people constantly complain about unoptimized games, but at the same time all that space was used in trying *to* optimize

the real story: don't prematurely optimize. and if/when you do do it, for fuck's sake, test it yourself!
screenshot from the linked article with a bit highlighted: Only a few seconds difference? Further good news: the change in the file size will result in minimal changes to load times - seconds at most. “Wait a minute,” I hear you ask - “didn’t you just tell us all that you duplicate data because the loading times on HDDs could be 10 times worse?”. I am pleased to say that our worst case projections did not come to pass. **These loading time projections were based on industry data** - comparing the loading times between SSD and HDD users where data duplication was and was not used. In the worst cases, a 5x difference was reported between instances that used duplication and those that did not. We were being very conservative and doubled that projection again to account for unknown unknowns.
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade
'It's only money.’ ‘Yes, but it’s only my money, not only your money,’ Nanny pointed out. ‘We witches have always held everything in common, you know that,’ said Granny. ‘Well, yes,’ said Nanny, and once again cut to the heart of the sociopolitical debate. ‘It’s easy to hold everything in common when no one’s got anything.' (Ma)
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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assignedmale.bsky.social
The most confusing part
4 frame comic. Stephie is babysitting at a snowy park. A woman, sitting on the same bench as her, asks : are you that kid's sister? stephie replies : their babysitter, actually! the woman says : "their"? is it a boy or a girl? Stephie answers : we don't know yet, they haven't told us. The woman continues, upset : but won't that confuse the kid?! they must have been born as something! Stephie says : the most confusing part of it is actually the amount of strangers who feel entitled to ask whats in that kid's pants. in the last frame, Stephie stares at the woman silently while the kid's face pops up in the corner of the frame.
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ozzelot.bsky.social
Když ze Strakonic táhneš loď: Strakonický burlak.
cynickabestie.bsky.social Cynická bestie @cynickabestie.bsky.social · 5d
Když ti ze Strakonic přijde oznámení o založení nového statku: Strakonický kulak.
latentnibasnik.bsky.social Latentní Básník @latentnibasnik.bsky.social · 5d
Já se omlouvám, je to silnější, než já.

Když ti ze Strakonic přijde zásilka s Andrejem Babišem: Strakonický čurák.
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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ferretperhour.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
mega lucario z is cool but have you considered this
Pokemon rumble spheal in the shape of the letter Z
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
When my wife told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter 'R' I immediately thought: No way!
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
"What's a baby deer called?”
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"
July 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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oldenoughtosay.com
Vaccine for smallpox invented in in 1796. Vaccines for TB, diphtheria, scarlet fever, and whooping cough came out between 1921-1926. Polio in 1952, MMR (individually) by 1970.

Observe.
snowden.st Snowden St. @snowden.st · 6d
Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
chart of child mortality in history, roughly 48% for all societies across the globe…until the 20th century, where it plummets to 4%
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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tallfroguy.bsky.social
blankie mode #critterposting
Crude drawing of a dog. Swaddled in black blankets with white stripes and white blankets with black stripes
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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twonks.bsky.social
Happy December!
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
ozzelot.bsky.social
Je rok 2025.
Jsou lidi, kteří nechápou, že pojmenovat událost "Pozvánka na..." by z logiky věci znamenalo, že v ten čas budu někam pozván.
Já jim to vysvětlovat nehodlám.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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squeakitties.bsky.social
MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THE UNDERTALER
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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blackballer.bsky.social
Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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astrokatie.com
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
kendrawrites.com Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 6d
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
datareport.bsky.social Data Report @datareport.bsky.social · 6d
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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ritasnep.bsky.social
"oh no, i want to bring my gamecube to my friends house, but i cant comfortably hold it in one hand!"

the ever reliable carry handle:
yo3-wing.bsky.social Yo3翼 @yo3-wing.bsky.social · 7d
ヒメルちゃんでこんにちは🐾　

#いしかわ動物園
#ユキヒョウ
#snowleopard
しっぽくるん
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
ozzelot.bsky.social
Why would you image a house, are you stupid
fintwitter.bsky.social FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 6d
WHITE HOUSE ON MRI: CARDIAC IMAGING WAS NORMAL
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex says "I think I'm a rabbit or maybe a deer." Another woman asks "what happened in your childhood such that you excluively associate with prey animals." We flash back in time. A gang of bullies eye a child version of Alex. One of them says "c'mon gang! let's descend on the faggy kid!" One of them breaks a twig with a SNAP. Alex, doe-eyed, manifest gigantic ears. The pop up with the sound effect "PERK."
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM