"The Mandelson scandal is bad. Very bad indeed. And that therefore makes it comparable to an average Tuesday under the Johnson administration."

The wrong character from Home Alone 2 died.

I like Ally the dummy from @herring1967.bsky.social's online show Twitch of Fun... but I also like Harry Hill's son from his new online show... but which is better?

There's only one way to find out...

So the parcel will arrive on time but the courier won’t? What does that even mean? Are they going hurl it in my direction from a a distance?

I need to know why someone ran a search/replace on "no" and replaced it with "FALSE" across the board

This is FALSEt just a fuckup, this is an M&S fuckup

Little Bear’s new obsession: Mark Rober’s CrunchLabs engineering videos.

Obviously i caved and ordered a build box (because i want to play with it as well!), so if you want a discount code feel free to use this: crunchlabs.refr.cc/friends/u/ct...

I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"

So a new series of A Touch of Cloth? Sounds great!

💪Chuffed to announce some of my Desperate Dan strips have been collected into their very own summer special, released on 15th May!
💖Available in WHSmith or grab a copy here www.dcthomsonshop.co.uk/dandy-presen...
🤩Wanna win a signed copy? Just share this post and I’ll pick winners over the weekend!

Finally! He’s deserved this since the PS3 version! #PSATowerKnight

I’m so very sorry 😂

Why does my inner Frogburt have to take charge just for the phrase “grab da faecal handle”?

I’m a normal adult man!

The Telegraph has finally found some unemployed people it sympathises with

Best i can manage. Merry Christmas Ian-er x

Aww, I’m sure someone was very proud for coming up with that

I can’t believe you’ve done this