knth
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Pam Bondi, covered in her own shit, is arguing that she has not in fact shit her pants.
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Pam Bondi, covered in her own shit, is arguing that she has not in fact shit her pants.
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They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
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“he put tropical trees on the field”
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
“he put tropical trees on the field”
ARE YOU GAMBLING YET YOU PIECE OF SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
ARE YOU GAMBLING YET YOU PIECE OF SHIT
People laughed at me when I built my Superbowl kimchi trough
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
People laughed at me when I built my Superbowl kimchi trough
Thinking about Bernie Sanders in JNCO jeans to regulate my nervous system
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Thinking about Bernie Sanders in JNCO jeans to regulate my nervous system
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This is how Waymo works
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
This is how Waymo works
She would cut my throat with a rusty soup can for one half of a treat
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
She would cut my throat with a rusty soup can for one half of a treat
Read that wrong the first time
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Read that wrong the first time
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
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The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
November 18, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
More like Ser Arlan of Penistree, amirite
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
More like Ser Arlan of Penistree, amirite
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ICE Agents Begin Process of Arresting or Killing All 175 Million Witnesses to Their Latest Murder
thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...
thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...
ICE Agents Begin Process of Arresting or Killing All 175 Million Witnesses to Their Latest Murder
MINNEAPOLIS — In the wake of murdering another U.S. citizen in Minneapolis this morning, ICE agents have already begun the long and labor-intensive process of threatening, intimidating, or, if all…
thehardtimes.net
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agents Begin Process of Arresting or Killing All 175 Million Witnesses to Their Latest Murder
thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...
thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
Recurring dream where a Japanese woman tells me my penis has no honor
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Recurring dream where a Japanese woman tells me my penis has no honor
Once you're over 30, you should be able to ride a stationary bike at the gym with one ball hanging out
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Once you're over 30, you should be able to ride a stationary bike at the gym with one ball hanging out
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[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
今日は上司が魂に深い恥を感じるまで、死んだ魚で殴るつもりだ。
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
今日は上司が魂に深い恥を感じるまで、死んだ魚で殴るつもりだ。
I'm getting word that the Superbowl has been canceled. There are no fun teams left
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I'm getting word that the Superbowl has been canceled. There are no fun teams left
Caleb Williams holy shittttt
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Caleb Williams holy shittttt
Has anyone ever tested his blood with a hot wire like they did in The Thing
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Has anyone ever tested his blood with a hot wire like they did in The Thing
[extremely nerd voice]
my library
my library
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
[extremely nerd voice]
my library
my library
Just found another big metal sign to steal from work
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Just found another big metal sign to steal from work
How does Tom Homan manage to always have a mouthful of mashed potatoes during live interviews
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
How does Tom Homan manage to always have a mouthful of mashed potatoes during live interviews