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Pandez

@pandez.bsky.social

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Former iFC Con Chair. Hatred has no home here. LGBTQIA+ friendly. If you want to support me it is super appreciated ! https://www.patreon.com/Pandez https://ko-fi.com/pandez Twitch.tv/pandezpanda

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 6h

Watching WICKED pt 1 for the first time

You can't convince me this character isn't based on Captain Jack Harkness

a man in a blue suit is dancing in a room with stairs .

ALT: a man in a blue suit is dancing in a room with stairs .

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 7h

*peeks around corner*
Time heist?
*pops out from behind a tree* Time Heist??
*from inside the mailbox* Time Heist???
*crowd changes from the sports stadium*
TIME HEIST TIME HEIST!!!

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 10h

I had a bathroom remodel appointment otherwise I would have gone lol

Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 10h

Still no Lt Pandez show... *grumps*

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 1d

This is the best way to fight fascism. Fascists understand violence, and know how to respond to that… But they don’t understand mockery.

Like, they want to be like “Portland is a war zone,” sooo hard, but it’s just a bunch of people in inflatable frog suits, lol

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 10h

Is it just today or tomorrow too?

Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 11h

Where? Lol

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SPHINX 🦋 @pinksphinx.art · 17h

today is my first event that isn't a furry convention 😬 wish me luck! and come see me at A2CAF's Small and Indie Press event!!

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Timber Puppbpbbpers @timberpuppers.bsky.social · 1d

What's your favorite con badge name you've ever come up with? Whether there's a good story behind it, or it's just a dumb joke you're proud of.

This is mine:

A con badge that reads: "Syphillis Diller"

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 11h

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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 1d

Someone gonna get fired …. @kenwhite.bsky.social @annabower.bsky.social

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 16h

a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words have fun storming the castle written below them

ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words have fun storming the castle written below them

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QQH_Designs @quackquackhonk.bsky.social · 17h

Come see me in down town Ann Arbor near Kerry town. Today 10-6 and tomorrow 10-4 (Oct 11-12).

Tent walks with QQH art hanging and a table with prints.

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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 16h

The best way to connect with others is to create together. Whether that's a song, a spontaneous dance party, or a really weird roleplay session, you'll build a connection that lasts a lifetime.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 1d

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 1d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Wil Wheaton @wilwheaton.net · 1d

A gentle reminder for whoever needs it: you don't have to make yourself small for anyone. You are perfect, exactly the way you are.

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Scott Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 1d

Young furries, do not buy this repulsive slop

Support actual furry artists if you want silly furry merch, they're out there and they're happy to oblige, and you won't be feeding a machine looking to capitalize on your subculture

Corporate shitposting needed to be smothered in the crib, istg

Spazzy 📎 @spazzy.bsky.social · 1d

Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀

Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 1d

Keep that mask on or so help me... so help me... so help me

mike and sully from monsters inc are talking to each other

ALT: mike and sully from monsters inc are talking to each other

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 1d

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 2d

What
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The actual
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F&$#

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 2d

Coworker filling pet meds
"I wonder what a whipworm is?"

Me oh those are super catchy

Coworker " really??"

Me: oh yeah it's a vicious cycle
First you get
Whipworms
Then they become NaeNaeWorms
Then those become Whipworms
Then NaeNaeWorms
... whip..naenae whip naenae
It's awful

Them:

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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 3d

Because more people need the endorphins from it, the Firefox cookies comic by @astolphokitten.bsky.social

1 a man working on his computer.
2 a Fox crawls on the desk. The man says "Oh, hey Firefox! What's up?"
3 the fox leans on the computer, saying "Gotta clear your cookies."
4 the fox opens the tower and a cascade of chocolate chip cookies pour out.
5 the fox happily eats them.
6 the man says "That's a lot of cookies" to which the fox responds "yup."
7 the man asks "can I have one" as the fox keeps eating.
8 the fox hurriedly scoops up the cookies
9 grumpy, the fox says "No."
10 the fox scoots backwards holding the pile of cookies.
11 the fox falls off the desk with a "WHUMP"
12 the man leans over to ask "You okay, buddy?" to which the fox replies off frame "No. No, I'm not okay."

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Pandez @pandez.bsky.social · 2d

So screw AI
Buuuuuuut
Given what happens to fingers and toes and stuff in AI
....
I low key want to watch an AI adult film just to see what that would do to their genitals like damn I would laugh my ass off I'm sure 🤣🤣

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Chalmers @acabpigs1775.bsky.social · 3d

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