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cal 🐣
@parasoldays.bsky.social
· Jul 31
i am down to clown [sees the current state of things] how can i clown at a time like this
is there like a drug you can spray onto your eyeballs to make them moist and powerful
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
is there like a drug you can spray onto your eyeballs to make them moist and powerful
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i can't believe i'm getting desperate enough to get proper sleep that i'm considering buying a fancy overpriced pillow. what is so great about a pillow anyway
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i can't believe i'm getting desperate enough to get proper sleep that i'm considering buying a fancy overpriced pillow. what is so great about a pillow anyway
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being a guy who loves his plants and doesn't know how to do photography is great, my camera roll is full of dark and weird angles of my pothos
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
being a guy who loves his plants and doesn't know how to do photography is great, my camera roll is full of dark and weird angles of my pothos
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New Bluesky users! If Bluesky itself doesn't do everything you wish, try @tokimeki.blue. It's like when TweetDeck was actually good & useful over on Twitter. It even has an in-line translate function that doesn't force you to open up Google Translate every time. It's my preferred way to use Bluesky!
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New Bluesky users! If Bluesky itself doesn't do everything you wish, try @tokimeki.blue. It's like when TweetDeck was actually good & useful over on Twitter. It even has an in-line translate function that doesn't force you to open up Google Translate every time. It's my preferred way to use Bluesky!
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I love that the Tainted Cup is like here is a murder mystery! And also Pacific Rim is happening in the background, have fun 😄😄
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I love that the Tainted Cup is like here is a murder mystery! And also Pacific Rim is happening in the background, have fun 😄😄
i bought a WHOLE CAKE just for myself... i will eat it over the next few days
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i bought a WHOLE CAKE just for myself... i will eat it over the next few days
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I drew some demure chickens 💅
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I drew some demure chickens 💅
no............. the maintenance people are here to fix the mold but they're just spray painting over it............ 💀
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
no............. the maintenance people are here to fix the mold but they're just spray painting over it............ 💀
i feel like i've been sick for a month straight 🤒
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i feel like i've been sick for a month straight 🤒
noooo i keep reading books where the sequel is so different from the first book that i lose interest
my hold for the strength of the few came in which means i can't do anything but read this brick, on top of all the other bricks i'm reading
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
noooo i keep reading books where the sequel is so different from the first book that i lose interest
my most hated genre of reddit posts are screenshots of google AI getting information wrong and then going "haha this is wrong, isn't it funny?" like man, no one wants to see these low-effort posts, they weren't amusing to begin with. stop forcing others to look at slop misinformation
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
my most hated genre of reddit posts are screenshots of google AI getting information wrong and then going "haha this is wrong, isn't it funny?" like man, no one wants to see these low-effort posts, they weren't amusing to begin with. stop forcing others to look at slop misinformation
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Every Christmas
Every always
Every always
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Every Christmas
Every always
Every always
i'm embarking on a noble quest to pursue galbi in distant lands (next town over)...
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i'm embarking on a noble quest to pursue galbi in distant lands (next town over)...
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We spiralling lads !!
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
We spiralling lads !!
i need to tend to my plants after moving but i've been so depressed and unmotivated recently so they're probably going to die 😓
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
i need to tend to my plants after moving but i've been so depressed and unmotivated recently so they're probably going to die 😓
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Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
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December 30, 2024 at 5:04 AM
my hold for the strength of the few came in which means i can't do anything but read this brick, on top of all the other bricks i'm reading
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
my hold for the strength of the few came in which means i can't do anything but read this brick, on top of all the other bricks i'm reading
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