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porkchop sandwiches
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Gotta say, if I had a Heisman vote, I'd be going with the guy who simply torched Penn State from the beginning, not the guy who needed the late heroics (and the best catch of the year).
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
why tf do I need instructions - just credit my account 20 bucks
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social I know every day should be a certain day but add the rock hall induction and subsequent performance for outkast to your list tomorrow jfc tyler and janelle are beautiful lunatics
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
omfgggggggggggggggg cooper
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ejj8wiaiajajajnanvnn jcjdnjajajahaja
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Trump literally could not care less if you live or die.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
lol
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
why didn't they blow the play dead?
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
SVO!
IMPORTANT: Today Gronk & Jeff Svoboda recreated their iconic photo from Gronk’s hungover visit in 2006 📸 Josh Winslow/11W
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ready for four hours in hell @treblaw.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
heal me, lamar #b4ssr
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
turned on the heat for the first time ama
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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dodgers if you want to fix this you need to eject marlins man
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Finally the season of full Celebration Crisper Drawer™ is upon us.
October 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Was he wearing the hot dog costume or
Adam Silver was on McAfee YESTERDAY saying there probably should be more regulation of sports betting and specifically player props
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
🫠🫠🫠 #b4ssr
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Carnell Tate is good at catching the football
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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“You sucked in home alone 2”
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM