Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle
@patman.bsky.social
I used to spend a lot of time on Twitter as patman23, but Elon Musk turned it into the proverbial Nazi Bar.
I used to blog a lot about Game of Thrones, but that's just sad to bring up, I feel. (I'm happy to talk about Game of Thrones though, pleasantly.)
I used to blog a lot about Game of Thrones, but that's just sad to bring up, I feel. (I'm happy to talk about Game of Thrones though, pleasantly.)
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I'll not be posting any spoilery posts about the penultimate A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode but daaaaammmmnnnnn
February 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I'll not be posting any spoilery posts about the penultimate A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode but daaaaammmmnnnnn
I love seeing this in circulation.
as a goof every Friday the 13th I put on a hockey mask and murder a bunch of teenagers with a machete
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I love seeing this in circulation.
Age verification? I can remember Apollo capsules coming back from the moon and parachuting into the Pacific.
Age verification? I remember the Watergate hearings.
Age verification? I can remember the O.J. Simpson trial.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Age verification? I can remember Apollo capsules coming back from the moon and parachuting into the Pacific.
The most recent A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode was available last Friday, but even with the early release, I'll be tagging the following posts with the AKOTSKSpoiler hash tag. Unless I forget to do so...
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The most recent A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode was available last Friday, but even with the early release, I'll be tagging the following posts with the AKOTSKSpoiler hash tag. Unless I forget to do so...
Shots fired.
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Shots fired.
'Relax your tight end' did make me laugh.
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
'Relax your tight end' did make me laugh.
All the isms have to go? Like capitalism? Interesting.
BRENNAN: Do you think the president needs to apologize for the video?
REP. TONY GONZALES: It's up to the president. There's no room in the country for racism, antisemitism, socialism -- all the isms need to go. What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity.
REP. TONY GONZALES: It's up to the president. There's no room in the country for racism, antisemitism, socialism -- all the isms need to go. What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
All the isms have to go? Like capitalism? Interesting.
I am mostly aware of Bad Bunny from his appearances on SNL, but I'm looking forward to his halftime show, knowing that at the same time, the worst people will be tortured by Kid Rock.
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I am mostly aware of Bad Bunny from his appearances on SNL, but I'm looking forward to his halftime show, knowing that at the same time, the worst people will be tortured by Kid Rock.
I am a lukewarm football fan at best, but I will be watching the 🥇🦉show tonight.
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I am a lukewarm football fan at best, but I will be watching the 🥇🦉show tonight.
I've been transferring miniDV tapes from Grace's childhood onto my laptop, and I recently transferred over a 2nd grade musical presentation where Grace was in the chorus for a story about a young frog unsatisfied with their lot.
I won't recap the plot, but at one point, the kids sang this song:
I won't recap the plot, but at one point, the kids sang this song:
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I've been transferring miniDV tapes from Grace's childhood onto my laptop, and I recently transferred over a 2nd grade musical presentation where Grace was in the chorus for a story about a young frog unsatisfied with their lot.
I won't recap the plot, but at one point, the kids sang this song:
I won't recap the plot, but at one point, the kids sang this song:
I'm heading out into the cold to get a haircut (more than one individual hair will be cut)
Cold weather won't leave until I sacrifice my mountain man look.
Cold weather won't leave until I sacrifice my mountain man look.
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I'm heading out into the cold to get a haircut (more than one individual hair will be cut)
Cold weather won't leave until I sacrifice my mountain man look.
Cold weather won't leave until I sacrifice my mountain man look.
Found this old photo of me (from around 1988 or 1989) waiting for my match in a stick fighting competition.
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Found this old photo of me (from around 1988 or 1989) waiting for my match in a stick fighting competition.
Talk about Fake News - Columbus discovered the USA?
He was arrested by the Inquisition-era Spanish for crimes against humanity and mismanaging the New World territories
February 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Talk about Fake News - Columbus discovered the USA?
Just watched the 4th episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (titled "SEVEN") and I am emotional, my friends.
Great job on the adaptation!
Great job on the adaptation!
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Just watched the 4th episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (titled "SEVEN") and I am emotional, my friends.
Great job on the adaptation!
Great job on the adaptation!
@lisasponaugle.bsky.social
Leep, the new episode is available! I'd like us to watch it tonight.
Amazing!
Leep, the new episode is available! I'd like us to watch it tonight.
Amazing!
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
@lisasponaugle.bsky.social
Leep, the new episode is available! I'd like us to watch it tonight.
Amazing!
Leep, the new episode is available! I'd like us to watch it tonight.
Amazing!
Whew, thank goodness it's FRIDAY.
It seems like it's been a week of Mondays.
It seems like it's been a week of Mondays.
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Whew, thank goodness it's FRIDAY.
It seems like it's been a week of Mondays.
It seems like it's been a week of Mondays.
Good morning and Happy Groundhog's Day, everyone! With grit and determination, we will make it through this Monday.
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Good morning and Happy Groundhog's Day, everyone! With grit and determination, we will make it through this Monday.
I can explain it to you, Mike. The first batch of votes counted are no more important than the last batch. They all have to be counted. If your candidate is ahead in the early period of voting you don't get to decide that enough votes have been cast.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I can explain it to you, Mike. The first batch of votes counted are no more important than the last batch. They all have to be counted. If your candidate is ahead in the early period of voting you don't get to decide that enough votes have been cast.
@lisasponaugle.bsky.social Your attention please.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
@lisasponaugle.bsky.social Your attention please.
WONDER MAN!
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
WONDER MAN!
Happy Groundhog's Day! Everyone hang in there, we'll make it through this Monday.
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Happy Groundhog's Day! Everyone hang in there, we'll make it through this Monday.
You guys, Wonder Man is so good. Just 2 episodes left, and each one we’ve seen is so excellent
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
You guys, Wonder Man is so good. Just 2 episodes left, and each one we’ve seen is so excellent
@doublephq.bsky.social Great coverage of E3 A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I'm glad my match game answer was a big hit
Thanks for the reminder that the show will be available early because of the superbowl. Good to know!
Thanks for the reminder that the show will be available early because of the superbowl. Good to know!
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
@doublephq.bsky.social Great coverage of E3 A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I'm glad my match game answer was a big hit
Thanks for the reminder that the show will be available early because of the superbowl. Good to know!
Thanks for the reminder that the show will be available early because of the superbowl. Good to know!
I'm not reading this nonsense, but if they are so despondent over their genes vanishing, they can always donate to a sperm bank and imagine they'll be chosen as a donor.
Or, I dont know, work on themselves or something.
Or, I dont know, work on themselves or something.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I'm not reading this nonsense, but if they are so despondent over their genes vanishing, they can always donate to a sperm bank and imagine they'll be chosen as a donor.
Or, I dont know, work on themselves or something.
Or, I dont know, work on themselves or something.
Happy Groundhog Day, everyone. Best wishes on getting through Monday.
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Happy Groundhog Day, everyone. Best wishes on getting through Monday.