patrick mcmahon
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Tryptophan, the essential amino acid behind the Thanksgiving myth that eating turkey can make you sleepy, has been found to exist on Bennu, a small asteroid that swings by our planet about every six years. https://cnn.it/4rlWctI
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
what am i supposed to do with this
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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
unchecked manifestation of evil named person of the year
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
unchecked manifestation of evil named person of the year
we need to come with something more descriptive and more accurate than "business friendly"
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
we need to come with something more descriptive and more accurate than "business friendly"
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CREDIT-CARD ACCOUNTS 90+ DAYS PAST DUE ARE AT THEIR HIGHEST POINT IN 14 YEARS, PER BLOOMBERG.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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this and the market for "guaranteed human" is right there. it will become something you pay for.
One of the big tidal forces of the coming years is that the baseline reliability of things you see on a screen is going to decline.
I think this has not been adequately metabolized.
This is one version, but there are a bunch of them.
I think this has not been adequately metabolized.
This is one version, but there are a bunch of them.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
this and the market for "guaranteed human" is right there. it will become something you pay for.
boring. do airbags if you're really real
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
boring. do airbags if you're really real
never learn anything about anyone or anything ever again :) true freedom is never thinking :)
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
never learn anything about anyone or anything ever again :) true freedom is never thinking :)
need a bluesky list of State Property fans
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
need a bluesky list of State Property fans
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when people start dooming just play that and this on repeat, we can't lose youtu.be/6Icb-GJWCr8?...
Freeway - What We Do (Remastered)
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November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
when people start dooming just play that and this on repeat, we can't lose youtu.be/6Icb-GJWCr8?...
it was gonna be this or "thankful for police." have some gratitude!
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
it was gonna be this or "thankful for police." have some gratitude!
you have to disclose this in the interview right
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
you have to disclose this in the interview right
forgot about wework for a second there
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
forgot about wework for a second there
Charlie Brown trending for hoes reasons I assume
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Charlie Brown trending for hoes reasons I assume
met a curator this weekend that i have been trying to talk to for two full years and sent The Follow Up Email and think i'm gonna throw up
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
met a curator this weekend that i have been trying to talk to for two full years and sent The Follow Up Email and think i'm gonna throw up
what is the urbanist solution to 48x60" paintings
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
what is the urbanist solution to 48x60" paintings
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one of the few positive developments about Men in the past decade has been the pregame entrance becoming a catwalk
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
one of the few positive developments about Men in the past decade has been the pregame entrance becoming a catwalk
will absolutely read the zohran autobiography
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
will absolutely read the zohran autobiography
tiktok straight up letting you opt out of ai content. the shift is coming newsroom.tiktok.com/more-ways-to...
More ways to spot, shape and understand AI-generated content - Newsroom | TikTok
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newsroom.tiktok.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
tiktok straight up letting you opt out of ai content. the shift is coming newsroom.tiktok.com/more-ways-to...
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I love riding the bus baby
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love riding the bus baby
still plenty time to stream alice in chains "facelift" before you go to bed
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
still plenty time to stream alice in chains "facelift" before you go to bed
ddot proposal for u street/16th/NH avenue is insane. they got us riding around that intersection like circus bears. c'mon man
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ddot proposal for u street/16th/NH avenue is insane. they got us riding around that intersection like circus bears. c'mon man
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This holds true for blue states too. Try suggesting someone move to PG County — a lovely place! — on r/Maryland and see what happens.
Yep, it’s funny when you travel and meet people, and somehow every state and region has a funny quirk of hating the place that has the most Black people nearby.
shit, speaking as a missiouri resident, if theres two places republicans despise in this state its Kansas City and St Louis
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This holds true for blue states too. Try suggesting someone move to PG County — a lovely place! — on r/Maryland and see what happens.
did an afternoon of research digging into Men Really Into Pinewood Derby Racing. there are so many ways to be an adult
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
did an afternoon of research digging into Men Really Into Pinewood Derby Racing. there are so many ways to be an adult