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YEG/Treaty 6 settler
Amiskwaciwâskahikan
ᐊᒥᐢᑲᐧᒋᐋᐧᐢᑲᐦᐃᑲᐣ
sometimes other places
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You do not get to stop your truck across the crosswalk with humans trying to walk across it, just because you prefer the view from there.

#yeg #abpoli #urbanism #yegbike
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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We were interviewed today about Wihkwentown neighbourhood renewal, check it out:
edmonton.citynews.ca/video/2026/0...

#yegbike
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
February is the Tuesday of months.
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
One lobotomy, pls.
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Winter Bike To Work Day (Fri Feb 13) is going to have no less than five (or even six, including the afternoon) coffee and snack stations across inner city Edmonton: https://yegbike.info/events#calendar-973a5dfd-5e66-4f4d-b5fe-2e21bafbe568-event-de400971-cf9c-4a42-a648-3efe97858d05 . It's making […]
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January 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Why do I bother watching the first 55 minutes of the game #LetsGoOilers
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Advantages of watching the game at home:

- Can do housework during intermission
- no line up for the washroom
- No opposing team fans
- Cozy seating
- Potential for cat cuddles
- beer doesn’t cost 16$
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I can’t make it but if you can you should! #yegbike
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I’ve helped two people find jobs in the past year so I might be a wizard
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
"Be a man and go to hell" is the best street preacher quote taken out of context so far. #yeg
January 24, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Tired of almost being hit by drivers #YEGbike
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Had a customer see our Tesl@ Cyber on fire sticker and say they "don't believe in electric cars".

I did not ask them to elaborate.
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Cyclists with labias: which saddle(s) are you using?

I’ve been for two bike fits over the past 2.5 years, and things are getting better, but still annoying.

If I could get a saddle that doesn’t pinch, or wear bibs for my ~10 minute commute, that would be great.

#YEGbike #YYCbike
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Want to learn how to maintain your bike but not sure where to start? In our hands-on Bike Maintenance 101 class you'll learn how to fix a flat, adjust brakes & shifters, clean & lube your chain, and to spot small problems before they turn into big problems. Register at apps.bikeedmonton.ca #yegbike
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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We needed stronger regulations on e-bike batteries, like, yesterday.

Not only are the cheap dangerous batteries causing fires, but their existence is causing landlords & property managers to ban *all* e-bike & scooter batteries - even the safer ones - from buildings & parkades (like where I work).
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Residents of Alberta's largest cities, Edmonton and Calgary, couldn't care less what goes on in Westlock or Drayton Valley or Lac La Biche. But residents of those towns had demonstrated, through political power, their desire to ban bike lanes and rainbow crosswalks in the major cities.
I feel pretty misunderstood by people living in rural areas, and yet mysteriously, this isn’t considered a problem.

I’m sick of putting up with this idiotic display of obeisance to chucklefucks simply because they live in rural areas.
Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Even when they don't, both parties pump out constant rhetoric about "real Americans" living in rural areas.

The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Wîhkwêntôwin Neighbourhood Renewal final designs are out now:
buff.ly/ea557h2

There is a short engagement period, with two in person events and an online survey.

We think that an important neighbourhood like this deserves a more ambitious design.

#yegbike #yegcc
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I'm becoming tired of being a responsible person in a society that condones irresponsibility.
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I found out today that ~40% of people are functionally illiterate and it explains so much.
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Currently taking bets on when/where a motorist will hit this train
No notes. Perfect advertisement.

#yegbike
January 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Venezuela 💔
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Filed a 311 report for the window ON the priority loop on 83 ave between 96 & 97 streets. #YEGbike
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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As was foretold in the ancient scripts - "they shall go unused 8 months of each year" #yegbike
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Whatever you do, don’t drink and drive tonight.

Your pets won’t understand why you didn’t come home.
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
#yegbike updates:

Most SUP in Mill Creek N and area have been cleared, except for one stretch adjacent to the Muttart LRT station for some reason.

Mill Creek Bridge is passable, albeit a bit on the icy side.

Neighbourhood roads still a mess in Bonnie Doon; take the sidewalk when possible.
December 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM