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Chicagoish | Garbage Heap | Seeking Dopamine

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Disclaimer: I repair toilets for a living and spit out hot takes for Dopamine hits. Like my work, I am largely full of shit. Consume at your own risk.

If you’re following me, I’ll follow you back when the ADHD Paralysis cools off.

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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Y’all. Bad Bunny for MVP.

He nailed the assignment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Jigglypuff, Trevor Noah, and Charles LeClerc all in one ad…

This Super Bowl has everything.
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Me, screaming to my wife from the kitchen: “Is that *fucking* SLEIGH BELLS!?”
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Holy 80s dad vibes, Charlie Puth.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
These AI ads can get fucked.
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
We’re all screwed when he figures out how to reanimate Jay Gould’s corpse.
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Vaccine Bingo: Round 5 was completed yesterday.

Shingles, Dose 2! 💉

Now if I could just shake this fever…
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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The ocean freighting industry is woke now (the containers spell Renee, for Renee Good).

www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I have spent entirely too much time on Facebook today.

Time to head out and clear snow, then abolish ICE (from the sidewalks).
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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the agent who disarmed Pretti fired Pretti's gun into the ground

@chadloder.bsky.social, note the pavement impact
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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The federal government is gunning people down in the streets, lying about what happened and then preventing any independent investigation of the killings
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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every federal agent who ever put on a mask did so because on some level they knew this moment was coming

they knew they were setting out to do things that would deserve profound shame at the least, and righteous retribution at the most
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
6° out currently…

A friendly “Stay warm, and fuck ICE!” to you and yours.
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
So, uhh… How about them Bears?

Do I regret going to bed at halftime? No.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Me, a human with ADHD: “Doc, the cat chirping like a bird no longer gives me the fizz…”

Psychiatrist: “I’m going to prescribe a higher dose of long-acting amphetamines.”
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Just had a filling replaced. I am very difficult to numb, so the dentist hit me with the Lidocaine fire hose.

I have a virtual interview in an hour. I now need to start off with, “Sorry if I look and sound like a drunk mess, I thought that dental work before an interview was a brilliant idea.” 🤦🏻‍♂️
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Words I thought I’d never share: This is a fantastic bit put together by the NYT.

No agents were in danger. This was murder.

Now tell seven friends, then have them tell seven friends.
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Viewing the video from one angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. But viewing the video from a different angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. So who's to say what really happened?
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
My Etsy shop will sell glitter bombs resembling Claymore anti-personnel mines that read, “FRONT TOWARD HEGEMONY”
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM