Nobody's Hero
@pfunitedfloyd.bsky.social
We are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
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Irrationally angry at the way this diner stylizes their name.
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Irrationally angry at the way this diner stylizes their name.
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
I don't have any Atari stuff, but I have this super cool 50th anniversary watch I won in a raffle at my local arcade/museum. @dangertits.bsky.social has one from a different contest, but it's hard to get excited about that. @benjedwards.com #Atari
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I don't have any Atari stuff, but I have this super cool 50th anniversary watch I won in a raffle at my local arcade/museum. @dangertits.bsky.social has one from a different contest, but it's hard to get excited about that. @benjedwards.com #Atari
Nothing like slamming your thumb in the car door 10 minutes after you get out of bed
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Nothing like slamming your thumb in the car door 10 minutes after you get out of bed
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"This September 1st, Titan Books is bringing back a classic artbook originally released alongside Alien in 1979: “Giger’s Alien.” The book chronicles the journey of the famed Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger through his involvement in the original film, from development to production."
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"This September 1st, Titan Books is bringing back a classic artbook originally released alongside Alien in 1979: “Giger’s Alien.” The book chronicles the journey of the famed Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger through his involvement in the original film, from development to production."
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Kid Rock used to look like this:
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Kid Rock used to look like this:
Nothing like a small plastic fire at your workbench to start the day off
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Nothing like a small plastic fire at your workbench to start the day off
Arrest Deez-Nuts
ICE agents can't make warrantless arrests in Oregon unless there's a risk of escape, US judge rules
ICE agents can't make warrantless arrests in Oregon unless there's a risk of escape, US judge rules
ICE agents can't make warrantless arrests in Oregon unless there's a risk of escape, US judge rules
www.independent.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Arrest Deez-Nuts
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If you buy Susan Stranks Big Ideas Book for thoughts on how to radically decentre the nuclear family & reimagine networks of care, or ideas on abolishing the carceral system, you’ll be disappointed.
However, if you’re seeking heaps of things to make from leaves, wool & paper plates then jackpot baby
However, if you’re seeking heaps of things to make from leaves, wool & paper plates then jackpot baby
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
If you buy Susan Stranks Big Ideas Book for thoughts on how to radically decentre the nuclear family & reimagine networks of care, or ideas on abolishing the carceral system, you’ll be disappointed.
However, if you’re seeking heaps of things to make from leaves, wool & paper plates then jackpot baby
However, if you’re seeking heaps of things to make from leaves, wool & paper plates then jackpot baby
Every single exterior door in this house has a dead bolt that requires a key to unlock from the inside. There are 6 of these doors that my mother keeps locking at random times throughout the day.
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Every single exterior door in this house has a dead bolt that requires a key to unlock from the inside. There are 6 of these doors that my mother keeps locking at random times throughout the day.
If you live somewhere that it snows, and your mom won't let you smoke inside...may I recommend secondhand firefighter pants from ebay. Warm as fuck, waterproof,and you look cool too
January 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
If you live somewhere that it snows, and your mom won't let you smoke inside...may I recommend secondhand firefighter pants from ebay. Warm as fuck, waterproof,and you look cool too
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Twin Peaks
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Twin Peaks
Oooh, neat. An ICE advert on YouTube.
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Oooh, neat. An ICE advert on YouTube.
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I don’t know what I was expecting adult Elián González to look like but “could play Luigi Mangione in the movie” wasn’t it
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I don’t know what I was expecting adult Elián González to look like but “could play Luigi Mangione in the movie” wasn’t it
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BREAKING: Amazon announces “Melania” documentary will go straight to VHS
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
BREAKING: Amazon announces “Melania” documentary will go straight to VHS
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You Won't BELIEVE How It Happened
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 AM
You Won't BELIEVE How It Happened
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time to flex the fact I have a cs degree with a concentration in digital security: for basically everyone on Earth, you're fine using Signal. your biggest risks are still always 1) snitches and 2) someone (including you) getting your phone unlocked nonconsensually by cops
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
time to flex the fact I have a cs degree with a concentration in digital security: for basically everyone on Earth, you're fine using Signal. your biggest risks are still always 1) snitches and 2) someone (including you) getting your phone unlocked nonconsensually by cops
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Kristi Noem is an ugly cunt
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Kristi Noem is an ugly cunt
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Hey kids! Are you bored and want to have a bunch of people who don’t follow you have arguments in your mentions?
Make a post about Politics™ today!
Make a post about Politics™ today!
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hey kids! Are you bored and want to have a bunch of people who don’t follow you have arguments in your mentions?
Make a post about Politics™ today!
Make a post about Politics™ today!
Shut Up Wesley...go back to Threads you rape apologist
@wilwheaton.net
@wilwheaton.net
January 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Shut Up Wesley...go back to Threads you rape apologist
@wilwheaton.net
@wilwheaton.net
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Remember when we bullied Wil Wheaton off Mastodon? It can happen again
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Remember when we bullied Wil Wheaton off Mastodon? It can happen again
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Gotta be 2010’s Birdemic: Shock and Terror
It’s 1 part a ripoff of The Birds, 1 part Al Gore level climate change PSA, 1 part over exposed lighting & bad CGI (as seen in the GIF), 1 part porno plot type romance, & all parts so atrocious it’s actually phenomenal
It’s 1 part a ripoff of The Birds, 1 part Al Gore level climate change PSA, 1 part over exposed lighting & bad CGI (as seen in the GIF), 1 part porno plot type romance, & all parts so atrocious it’s actually phenomenal
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Gotta be 2010’s Birdemic: Shock and Terror
It’s 1 part a ripoff of The Birds, 1 part Al Gore level climate change PSA, 1 part over exposed lighting & bad CGI (as seen in the GIF), 1 part porno plot type romance, & all parts so atrocious it’s actually phenomenal
It’s 1 part a ripoff of The Birds, 1 part Al Gore level climate change PSA, 1 part over exposed lighting & bad CGI (as seen in the GIF), 1 part porno plot type romance, & all parts so atrocious it’s actually phenomenal