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Mr E (?)
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Angry/iLL/ugly as sin.

Most people are demented. I challenge anyone to say with a straight face that they are fully sane.
Pinned
Awright ther shexshy ladiesh! Just blown thon Blofeld lad tae fuck. Lookin fur a wee hovercraft ride back tae Largsh.
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Wrecking young people's reading, writing & analytical skills during their formative years is an economic imperative for AI companies. For many of us who learned these things without AI, slop can't pass for news or entertainment. Destroying standards is essential to the industry's growth & survival.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why did I put the Rye bread in the fridge? Suck all the moisture and flavour out of it why dontcha!
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The nakedly feral European is a foul beast.
The nakba never ended
BREAKING: An attack by Israeli settlers on a water well east of Ramallah in the occupied West Bank has cut off the water supply to several Palestinian towns, according to the Jerusalem Water Authority.

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November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Started doing rye bread. Thoughts & prayers.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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GET HER, JADE.
You can listen to him lay this all out here
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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It's almost insulting to call any of this a conspiracy. It's all so out in the open.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sky News right now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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once I was on Alan Sugars The Apprentice and in the boardroom he was just about to fire me but my Gamer Reflex kicked in and I instantly brought out a mirror and so he pointed his You’re Fired directly back at himself and he turned to dust and I was the new Alan Sugar on Alan Sugars The Apprentice
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He's off and flying lads! Watch that big dumb bird soar!
The people can buy their own……. policy? From who, Don?
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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On Bob Mortimer's Desert Island Discs he's asked why nobody's doing comedy like he did anymore, which always feels like the guest is being baited into saying they'd be "cancelled", and he answers "because it's a career path now, not just lads dicking about". Refreshing perspective.
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So fucking long ago. He's 12 now...
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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It's hard to get your head around this stuff unless you just stop respecting British journalism as an entire profession. Because, yes, they are in fact out here saying that being a member of the club is only criteria for whether your voice ought to be listened to or not.
Rowling and Liddle are both repugnant, hate-driven arseholes, and this stuff is saying that believing they are is some kind of wild extremist insanity that must be expunged. How long do we think these miniature Canutes can send back the incoming tide, do we think?
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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History: "There are two things you must never fuck with; infrastructure and food."

Trump admin: "Something about fuck with their infrastructure and food. Got it."
Flight cancelations to worsen next week if shutdown continues
Airlines will have to slash hundreds of more flights if shutdown continues into next week.
www.cnbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Rod Liddle is that @hausofdecline.bsky.social strip about embarrassing memories but it's just a guy whistling and trucking down the road.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Labour's “life-changing” policies for Trans+ people:

1. Systematically withdrawing life saving and affirming healthcare from Trans+ children, adolescents, and adults

2. Banning Trans+ representation in education

3. Enforcing cisgender conformity

4. Curing Trans+ people of their Transness
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM