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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
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Tomorrow's papers today (if we had functional media).
Johnson, Gove, Rees-Mogg, and possibly David Davis were plotting with paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and white supremacist Steve Bannon to bring down a British Prime Minister. Why this treason isn’t front-page news is a disgrace for the journalistic profession in the UK.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Tomorrow's papers today (if we had functional media).
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My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
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Give Pam Bondi a break: you'd be in a bad mood too if you spent the last month redacting images of old-man genitals
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Give Pam Bondi a break: you'd be in a bad mood too if you spent the last month redacting images of old-man genitals
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JOE ROGAN (who helped Trump get elected): “Why would your name be redacted if you’re not a victim? None of this is good for this administration. It looks fucking terrible.”
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
JOE ROGAN (who helped Trump get elected): “Why would your name be redacted if you’re not a victim? None of this is good for this administration. It looks fucking terrible.”
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
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Exclusive: Labour politicians raised concerns about Keir Starmer’s plans to give Matthew Doyle a peerage in the weeks before it was confirmed, citing intimidating behaviour, particularly towards women.
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
MPs and peers complained to whips over Starmer plans to m...
The veteran Labour strategist has been accused by several former staffers of abusive behaviour
observer.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Exclusive: Labour politicians raised concerns about Keir Starmer’s plans to give Matthew Doyle a peerage in the weeks before it was confirmed, citing intimidating behaviour, particularly towards women.
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
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There was a reason Kushner did NOT pass security clearance until Daddy dearest Trump demanded he get clearance.
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
There was a reason Kushner did NOT pass security clearance until Daddy dearest Trump demanded he get clearance.
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The main argument against rejoining the EU is that it would "embolden Farage".
Bullshit. It would expose Farage.
It would force him to oppose the majority of voters, remind them that his last "Great Crusader" left us poor and powerless, and force him to admit he wants us to remain that way.
Bullshit. It would expose Farage.
It would force him to oppose the majority of voters, remind them that his last "Great Crusader" left us poor and powerless, and force him to admit he wants us to remain that way.
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The main argument against rejoining the EU is that it would "embolden Farage".
Bullshit. It would expose Farage.
It would force him to oppose the majority of voters, remind them that his last "Great Crusader" left us poor and powerless, and force him to admit he wants us to remain that way.
Bullshit. It would expose Farage.
It would force him to oppose the majority of voters, remind them that his last "Great Crusader" left us poor and powerless, and force him to admit he wants us to remain that way.
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What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
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He should be impeached just for smashing every presidential norm and replacing it with despicable behavior.
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
He should be impeached just for smashing every presidential norm and replacing it with despicable behavior.
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The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.
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I realize media doesn’t think it’s a big deal that Trump, Vance & Hegseth continue to give partisan political speeches to troops, evidenced by the fact that they are never asked about it nor are members of Congress, but it is one of the most dangerous things happening right now.
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I realize media doesn’t think it’s a big deal that Trump, Vance & Hegseth continue to give partisan political speeches to troops, evidenced by the fact that they are never asked about it nor are members of Congress, but it is one of the most dangerous things happening right now.
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🤭Trump tells soldiers that Melania is a movie star:
''And now Melania is a movie star.
Can you believe it.
She did a movie.
It's the hottest thing you've ever.
It's crazy. Congratulations, btw. Very good.
You know who loves that movie?
The ladies.
They go to see it 3-4 times.''
''And now Melania is a movie star.
Can you believe it.
She did a movie.
It's the hottest thing you've ever.
It's crazy. Congratulations, btw. Very good.
You know who loves that movie?
The ladies.
They go to see it 3-4 times.''
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
🤭Trump tells soldiers that Melania is a movie star:
''And now Melania is a movie star.
Can you believe it.
She did a movie.
It's the hottest thing you've ever.
It's crazy. Congratulations, btw. Very good.
You know who loves that movie?
The ladies.
They go to see it 3-4 times.''
''And now Melania is a movie star.
Can you believe it.
She did a movie.
It's the hottest thing you've ever.
It's crazy. Congratulations, btw. Very good.
You know who loves that movie?
The ladies.
They go to see it 3-4 times.''
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OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
The Trump is strong in Farage.
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
February 14, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The Trump is strong in Farage.
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
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Latest in the series of “literally every poll question you can think of shows how dumb and fatally flawed the strategy that the McSweeneyites have pursued is”.
2024 Reform UK voters are also less likely to describe themselves as anti-Russia (48%) than other voters (66-79%)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Latest in the series of “literally every poll question you can think of shows how dumb and fatally flawed the strategy that the McSweeneyites have pursued is”.
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US secretary of state Marco Rubio has skipped a meeting with allies on the war in Ukraine, stoking fears in European capitals that Washington’s interest in involving them in its efforts to end the conflict was waning
www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
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February 14, 2026 at 8:19 AM
US secretary of state Marco Rubio has skipped a meeting with allies on the war in Ukraine, stoking fears in European capitals that Washington’s interest in involving them in its efforts to end the conflict was waning
www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
Nothing to see here, move on, move on!
"Yvette Cooper, ex-Home Sec, proscribed Palestine Action, unlawfully instructing police to arrest peaceful protestors, holding signs, under terrorism charges - advised
by Keir Starmer’s Attorney General, Zionist KC Richard Hermer, with family members serving in the Israeli army"
via Nick Robinson
by Keir Starmer’s Attorney General, Zionist KC Richard Hermer, with family members serving in the Israeli army"
via Nick Robinson
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Nothing to see here, move on, move on!
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
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Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
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Ed Krassenstein
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Ed Krassenstein
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
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BREAKING: The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail.
newrepublic.com/post/206559/...
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Trump Official Who Helped Kill USAID Now Using Its Funds for Himself
Russ Vought, White House Office of Management and Budget director, has decided what is happening with USAID funds.
newrepublic.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
BREAKING: The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail.
newrepublic.com/post/206559/...
newrepublic.com/post/206559/...
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I agree this does not feel normal but under the circumstances and the current events in the regime, this message feels like he’s feeling he’s vulnerable to harm.
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I agree this does not feel normal but under the circumstances and the current events in the regime, this message feels like he’s feeling he’s vulnerable to harm.
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
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Breaking:
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Breaking:
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing