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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
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Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
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Cartoon by Chris Britt | Creators
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🤬"Blustering Bondi”
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Pam Bondi showed up to the House Judiciary Committee prepared to do what this Justice Department apparently does best: fight everyone in sight and answer as little as humanly possible.
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🤬"Blustering Bondi”
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Pam Bondi showed up to the House Judiciary Committee prepared to do what this Justice Department apparently does best: fight everyone in sight and answer as little as humanly possible.
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Cartoon by Chris Britt | Creators
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🤬"Blustering Bondi”
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Pam Bondi showed up to the House Judiciary Committee prepared to do what this Justice Department apparently does best: fight everyone in sight and answer as little as humanly possible.
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🤬"Blustering Bondi”
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Pam Bondi showed up to the House Judiciary Committee prepared to do what this Justice Department apparently does best: fight everyone in sight and answer as little as humanly possible.
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I'd missed that the government last week ordered the deletion of the site Courtsdesk. It's hard to describe how impossible it is for journalists to find court listings in UK. There's countless hearings I'd send a reporter to... if I knew they were happening. www.legalcheek.com/2026/02/mini...
Ministry of Justice orders deletion of the UK’s largest court reporting database - Legal Cheek
Blow for open justice
www.legalcheek.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I'd missed that the government last week ordered the deletion of the site Courtsdesk. It's hard to describe how impossible it is for journalists to find court listings in UK. There's countless hearings I'd send a reporter to... if I knew they were happening. www.legalcheek.com/2026/02/mini...
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February 13, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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So young white women must breed, old white women must shut up and cook (and clean behind the fridges), and black and brown women will be deported.
Is that the Reform message?
Is that the Reform message?
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 AM
So young white women must breed, old white women must shut up and cook (and clean behind the fridges), and black and brown women will be deported.
Is that the Reform message?
Is that the Reform message?
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The Guardian's Jillian Ambrose unpicks the many tens of millions in state support that Jim Ratcliffe's businesses have accepted, after the billionaire railed against people on benefits (and claimed Britain was being "colonised" by immigrants while himself having moved to tax-free Monaco).
Ratcliffe says immigrants cost too much, while Ineos lobbies for state funding
Billionaire’s business has in recent years claimed UK and EU support for refineries and chemicals plants worth about €800m
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 AM
The Guardian's Jillian Ambrose unpicks the many tens of millions in state support that Jim Ratcliffe's businesses have accepted, after the billionaire railed against people on benefits (and claimed Britain was being "colonised" by immigrants while himself having moved to tax-free Monaco).
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Breaking: on two counts, the High Court has ruled that the Labour government's proscription of the campaign group Palestine Action was unlawful – a win for its co-founder Huda Ammori, who sought a judicial review of the ban
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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Make this make sense. Can any Brit explain this to a non Brit?
"Nigel Farage's popularity dips as Reform surges in polls".
"Nigel Farage's popularity dips as Reform surges in polls".
64% of the UK public view the Reform UK leader unfavourably, up from 59% in June 2025, according to new favourability ratings published by polling company YouGov
Some 27% approve of Farage, down from a peak of 32% in May and August last year
www.ft.com/content/2bcb...
Some 27% approve of Farage, down from a peak of 32% in May and August last year
www.ft.com/content/2bcb...
Nigel Farage’s popularity dips as Reform UK surges in polls
YouGov figures point to challenges ahead for populist party’s leader as he seeks to win backing from more voters
www.ft.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Make this make sense. Can any Brit explain this to a non Brit?
"Nigel Farage's popularity dips as Reform surges in polls".
"Nigel Farage's popularity dips as Reform surges in polls".
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His “room full of love” is a Fox studio.
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
His “room full of love” is a Fox studio.
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Man who was paid to say Ian Watkins was "a good man, a really good guy", who "loved his children", says he can't be bought.
"I can't be bought"
Says man who sells video birthday greetings for £70 a time.
Says man who sells video birthday greetings for £70 a time.
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Man who was paid to say Ian Watkins was "a good man, a really good guy", who "loved his children", says he can't be bought.
No longer being able to blame the EU for all the UKs failings, the right wing UK MSM & politicians have gone in overdrive blaming immigrants instead, and the progressive MSM and politicians let them get away with it, cowardly mumbling legitimate concerns.
And this is the result. Shame.
And this is the result. Shame.
"We are number one, we are number one! La la lalaaa, lalaa la lalaaa Global Britain FTW"
Fecking idiots. And this is what you get when a government is so cowardly every time the subject comes up the government stresses legitimate concerns and blah blah.
Fecking idiots. And this is what you get when a government is so cowardly every time the subject comes up the government stresses legitimate concerns and blah blah.
Britain leads world when it comes to migration concerns, major poll finds
More than one in five (21 per cent) Britons say immigration is the biggest problem the country faces, but the issue barely registers as a top concern elsewhere
www.independent.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 AM
No longer being able to blame the EU for all the UKs failings, the right wing UK MSM & politicians have gone in overdrive blaming immigrants instead, and the progressive MSM and politicians let them get away with it, cowardly mumbling legitimate concerns.
And this is the result. Shame.
And this is the result. Shame.
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Good lord, the task ahead of Labour thanks to Starmer’s destruction of the party is SO huge, and I don’t think they’re equal to it.
Fletton & Woodston (Peterborough) Council By-Election Result:
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Good lord, the task ahead of Labour thanks to Starmer’s destruction of the party is SO huge, and I don’t think they’re equal to it.
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Italian Alpine Skier Federica Brignone:
- 35 years old
- In her fifth Olympics
- Broke her leg *less than a year ago*
- Just won her first career Olympic gold medal, in her home country.
SPORTS ARE GREAT
- 35 years old
- In her fifth Olympics
- Broke her leg *less than a year ago*
- Just won her first career Olympic gold medal, in her home country.
SPORTS ARE GREAT
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Italian Alpine Skier Federica Brignone:
- 35 years old
- In her fifth Olympics
- Broke her leg *less than a year ago*
- Just won her first career Olympic gold medal, in her home country.
SPORTS ARE GREAT
- 35 years old
- In her fifth Olympics
- Broke her leg *less than a year ago*
- Just won her first career Olympic gold medal, in her home country.
SPORTS ARE GREAT
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Trump reported Epstein but also the files are a hoax but also Trump reported Epstein but also the files aren't real but also Trump reported Epstein but also Trump is telling everyone to move on but also Trump reported Epstein but also Trump is directing the DOJ to redact the files but also..
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Trump reported Epstein but also the files are a hoax but also Trump reported Epstein but also the files aren't real but also Trump reported Epstein but also Trump is telling everyone to move on but also Trump reported Epstein but also Trump is directing the DOJ to redact the files but also..
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This is actually real.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This is actually real.
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“Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On” via @404media.co:
You just can’t make it up…
www.404media.co/government-l...
You just can’t make it up…
www.404media.co/government-l...
Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On
A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.
www.404media.co
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
“Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On” via @404media.co:
You just can’t make it up…
www.404media.co/government-l...
You just can’t make it up…
www.404media.co/government-l...
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RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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If you want to know what Reform would be like in power, look at how it threatened Bangor University | Gaby Hinsliff
If you want to know what Reform would be like in power, look at how it threatened Bangor University | Gaby Hinsliff
A debating society didn’t want to invite two figures connected to the party to speak. Cue an authoritarian response, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
If you want to know what Reform would be like in power, look at how it threatened Bangor University | Gaby Hinsliff
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The Hillsborough law is a noble, popular and bold idea: to make it a crime for the state to lie. The problem is it may make for a less honest and open state. My note this week on good intentions and unintended consequences
www.economist.com/britain/2026...
www.economist.com/britain/2026...
Britain’s “Hillsborough law”, pledging candour, is avoiding it
A bill to jail dishonest bureaucrats may result in a less honest state
www.economist.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The Hillsborough law is a noble, popular and bold idea: to make it a crime for the state to lie. The problem is it may make for a less honest and open state. My note this week on good intentions and unintended consequences
www.economist.com/britain/2026...
www.economist.com/britain/2026...
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C4News show how No 10 and Keir Starmer were told about Matthew Doyle
And that No 10 and Keir Starmer could have withdrawn the peerage before it was formally conferred
Shame on every Labour MP that still supports Keir Starmer as leader
And that No 10 and Keir Starmer could have withdrawn the peerage before it was formally conferred
Shame on every Labour MP that still supports Keir Starmer as leader
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
C4News show how No 10 and Keir Starmer were told about Matthew Doyle
And that No 10 and Keir Starmer could have withdrawn the peerage before it was formally conferred
Shame on every Labour MP that still supports Keir Starmer as leader
And that No 10 and Keir Starmer could have withdrawn the peerage before it was formally conferred
Shame on every Labour MP that still supports Keir Starmer as leader
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Why 'island of strangers' and the 'incalculable damage' of immigration (as stated by Starmer) was so catastrophically wrong.... in one tweet.
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Why 'island of strangers' and the 'incalculable damage' of immigration (as stated by Starmer) was so catastrophically wrong.... in one tweet.
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Trade Secrets today. Building a critical minerals network ex-China: good idea. But if you think the Trump admin will public-spiritedly run a rules-based international rare earths coalition, I’ve got prospecting rights for deposits of Imaginium in the mineral-rich territory of Delusionia to sell you.
The US cannot be trusted to lead a critical minerals coalition
[FREE TO READ] A worthy goal of creating rare earths independence from China needs a more reliable anchor
as.ft.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Trade Secrets today. Building a critical minerals network ex-China: good idea. But if you think the Trump admin will public-spiritedly run a rules-based international rare earths coalition, I’ve got prospecting rights for deposits of Imaginium in the mineral-rich territory of Delusionia to sell you.