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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.

Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.

Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social

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this story is jaw dropping www.thetimes.com/article/e5ef...
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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“No country, let alone continent, will ever be completely digitally independent, and nor should they be. But by pulling together, Europe can ensure its digital systems remain accessible even in a crisis – just as is expected from its physical infrastructure.”
Europe wants to end its dangerous reliance on US internet technology
As the US increases political pressure on Europe, it’s possible to imagine the continent losing access to key computing services.
theconversation.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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🇪🇺 Kaja Kallas on Russia:

Russia is no superpower. After more than a decade of conflict, including four years of full-scale war in Ukraine, Russia has barely advanced beyond the 2014 lines. And the cost? 1.2 million casualties.
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 AM
As awful as things already are in Afghanistan for women and girls especially, they just got a whole lot worse.

Worth rembering that Farage and Reform will send women refugees back to Afghanistan because (quote) "the women of Epping are more important".

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How Taliban’s new penal code puts husbands on par with ‘slave masters’
A Kabul-based legal adviser says it is now ‘impossible for women to get any justice’ in the Taliban-run courts. Arpan Rai reports
www.independent.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Tomorrow's papers today (if we had functional media).
Johnson, Gove, Rees-Mogg, and possibly David Davis were plotting with paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and white supremacist Steve Bannon to bring down a British Prime Minister. Why this treason isn’t front-page news is a disgrace for the journalistic profession in the UK.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Give Pam Bondi a break: you'd be in a bad mood too if you spent the last month redacting images of old-man genitals
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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JOE ROGAN (who helped Trump get elected): “Why would your name be redacted if you’re not a victim? None of this is good for this administration. It looks fucking terrible.”

#TrumpEpsteinFiles
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Exclusive: Labour politicians raised concerns about Keir Starmer’s plans to give Matthew Doyle a peerage in the weeks before it was confirmed, citing intimidating behaviour, particularly towards women.

observer.co.uk/news/politic...
MPs and peers complained to whips over Starmer plans to m...
The veteran Labour strategist has been accused by several former staffers of abusive behaviour
observer.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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There was a reason Kushner did NOT pass security clearance until Daddy dearest Trump demanded he get clearance.
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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The main argument against rejoining the EU is that it would "embolden Farage".

Bullshit. It would expose Farage.

It would force him to oppose the majority of voters, remind them that his last "Great Crusader" left us poor and powerless, and force him to admit he wants us to remain that way.
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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He should be impeached just for smashing every presidential norm and replacing it with despicable behavior.
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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I realize media doesn’t think it’s a big deal that Trump, Vance & Hegseth continue to give partisan political speeches to troops, evidenced by the fact that they are never asked about it nor are members of Congress, but it is one of the most dangerous things happening right now.
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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🤭Trump tells soldiers that Melania is a movie star:

''And now Melania is a movie star.
Can you believe it.
She did a movie.
It's the hottest thing you've ever.
It's crazy. Congratulations, btw. Very good.
You know who loves that movie?
The ladies.
They go to see it 3-4 times.''
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.

He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.

#JustAskingQuestions
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
The Trump is strong in Farage.

"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
February 14, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Latest in the series of “literally every poll question you can think of shows how dumb and fatally flawed the strategy that the McSweeneyites have pursued is”.
2024 Reform UK voters are also less likely to describe themselves as anti-Russia (48%) than other voters (66-79%)

yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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US secretary of state Marco Rubio has skipped a meeting with allies on the war in Ukraine, stoking fears in European capitals that Washington’s interest in involving them in its efforts to end the conflict was waning

www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Nothing to see here, move on, move on!
"Yvette Cooper, ex-Home Sec, proscribed Palestine Action, unlawfully instructing police to arrest peaceful protestors, holding signs, under terrorism charges - advised
by Keir Starmer’s Attorney General, Zionist KC Richard Hermer, with family members serving in the Israeli army"
via Nick Robinson
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM