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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
So, just to be clear. After the Jenrick speech this morning, Starmer has had plenty to say on Reform going to restore the two-child benefit cap, and has had NOTHING to say on Reform saying they will only pay benefits (incl state pensions???) to British nationals.
I see you, Starmer. Wanker.
I see you, Starmer. Wanker.
February 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
So, just to be clear. After the Jenrick speech this morning, Starmer has had plenty to say on Reform going to restore the two-child benefit cap, and has had NOTHING to say on Reform saying they will only pay benefits (incl state pensions???) to British nationals.
I see you, Starmer. Wanker.
I see you, Starmer. Wanker.
So, if Reform are going to stop foreigners from claiming benefits, foreigners cannot be charged National Insurance anymore, and any paid National Insurance will have to be reimbursed, with owed interest on top!
How much will this cost the Treasury, I wonder.
How much will this cost the Treasury, I wonder.
February 18, 2026 at 12:54 PM
So, if Reform are going to stop foreigners from claiming benefits, foreigners cannot be charged National Insurance anymore, and any paid National Insurance will have to be reimbursed, with owed interest on top!
How much will this cost the Treasury, I wonder.
How much will this cost the Treasury, I wonder.
Post a banger that isn't in English.
This banger is sadly as relevant in British politics today as it was then in France.
La jeunesse emmerde le Front National!
This banger is sadly as relevant in British politics today as it was then in France.
La jeunesse emmerde le Front National!
February 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English.
This banger is sadly as relevant in British politics today as it was then in France.
La jeunesse emmerde le Front National!
This banger is sadly as relevant in British politics today as it was then in France.
La jeunesse emmerde le Front National!
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LEFT: Someone who appears in the Epstein files over a million times. Epstein called him his "best friend."
RIGHT: Someone never mentioned in the Epstein files—even once. And she never met him.
So guess which one is being hauled before our corrupt, cover-upping Congress to testify about Epstein.
RIGHT: Someone never mentioned in the Epstein files—even once. And she never met him.
So guess which one is being hauled before our corrupt, cover-upping Congress to testify about Epstein.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
LEFT: Someone who appears in the Epstein files over a million times. Epstein called him his "best friend."
RIGHT: Someone never mentioned in the Epstein files—even once. And she never met him.
So guess which one is being hauled before our corrupt, cover-upping Congress to testify about Epstein.
RIGHT: Someone never mentioned in the Epstein files—even once. And she never met him.
So guess which one is being hauled before our corrupt, cover-upping Congress to testify about Epstein.
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Because other people didn't run against him in 2016.
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Because other people didn't run against him in 2016.
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Fact Check:
Nigel Farage claims the FT ignored the Mandelson-Epstein scandal
it was on the front page for SIX days
(long before he appears to have even noticed it)
Nigel Farage claims the FT ignored the Mandelson-Epstein scandal
it was on the front page for SIX days
(long before he appears to have even noticed it)
February 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Fact Check:
Nigel Farage claims the FT ignored the Mandelson-Epstein scandal
it was on the front page for SIX days
(long before he appears to have even noticed it)
Nigel Farage claims the FT ignored the Mandelson-Epstein scandal
it was on the front page for SIX days
(long before he appears to have even noticed it)
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I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
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Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration.
#BrutalButAccurate
#BrutalButAccurate
February 17, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration.
#BrutalButAccurate
#BrutalButAccurate
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PRAISE THE SUN!🌞💛😎
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
PRAISE THE SUN!🌞💛😎
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February 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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Fun little update:
The $260 4tb SSD I wanted to buy 4 months ago is now:
$809 at retail price.
So I guess we just don’t get to afford computers now?
I’m in desperate need of good news, man. Watching society rapidly decay is exhausting.
The $260 4tb SSD I wanted to buy 4 months ago is now:
$809 at retail price.
So I guess we just don’t get to afford computers now?
I’m in desperate need of good news, man. Watching society rapidly decay is exhausting.
February 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Fun little update:
The $260 4tb SSD I wanted to buy 4 months ago is now:
$809 at retail price.
So I guess we just don’t get to afford computers now?
I’m in desperate need of good news, man. Watching society rapidly decay is exhausting.
The $260 4tb SSD I wanted to buy 4 months ago is now:
$809 at retail price.
So I guess we just don’t get to afford computers now?
I’m in desperate need of good news, man. Watching society rapidly decay is exhausting.
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Firing FBI Chief of Counterespionage Peter Strzok is exactly what happens in Russia to those who oppose Putin.
If this doesn’t give you pause nothing will.
If this doesn’t give you pause nothing will.
February 16, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Firing FBI Chief of Counterespionage Peter Strzok is exactly what happens in Russia to those who oppose Putin.
If this doesn’t give you pause nothing will.
If this doesn’t give you pause nothing will.
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The patent for Insulin was sold for $1 by its inventor so it could be provided almost for free.
Insulin costs $2 to make in the USA.
The average price of insulin in the USA is now $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make in the USA.
The average price of insulin in the USA is now $1500 a month.
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The patent for Insulin was sold for $1 by its inventor so it could be provided almost for free.
Insulin costs $2 to make in the USA.
The average price of insulin in the USA is now $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make in the USA.
The average price of insulin in the USA is now $1500 a month.
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These profiteers should all be in prison
The patent for Insulin was sold for $1 by its inventor so it could be provided almost for free.
Insulin costs $2 to make in the USA.
The average price of insulin in the USA is now $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make in the USA.
The average price of insulin in the USA is now $1500 a month.
February 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
These profiteers should all be in prison
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This should be front-page news. The collapse in UK goods exports is the single biggest reason why UK economic growth hasn’t picked up in recent years.
Brexit is a big part of it, but there’s also a major China shock to UK export competitiveness that’s gone largely unnoticed in UK political debate.
Brexit is a big part of it, but there’s also a major China shock to UK export competitiveness that’s gone largely unnoticed in UK political debate.
The UK goods deficit hit record high in 2025 (in values and volumes terms). This in part reflects the flatlining of goods exports over the last decade: "the volume of UK goods exports last year was still smaller than in 2014".
www.ft.com/content/870d...
www.ft.com/content/870d...
UK trade deficit for goods hits record high in 2025
Official figures show Britain also recorded historic services surplus
www.ft.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
This should be front-page news. The collapse in UK goods exports is the single biggest reason why UK economic growth hasn’t picked up in recent years.
Brexit is a big part of it, but there’s also a major China shock to UK export competitiveness that’s gone largely unnoticed in UK political debate.
Brexit is a big part of it, but there’s also a major China shock to UK export competitiveness that’s gone largely unnoticed in UK political debate.
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#PresidentsDay
Trump is a national embarrassment.
Trump is a national embarrassment.
February 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
#PresidentsDay
Trump is a national embarrassment.
Trump is a national embarrassment.
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A reminder to UK broadcasters, just because Reform UK are holding a press conference, it does not mean you need to dedicate so much of your day’s news to it
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
A reminder to UK broadcasters, just because Reform UK are holding a press conference, it does not mean you need to dedicate so much of your day’s news to it
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There's so many great moments and speeches from the life of Reverend Jesse Jackson, but few compare to his opening address at the Wattstax Festival in 1972.
Jesse Jackson’s - Wattstax Music Festival Opening Speech (1972)
YouTube video by Nightloop
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February 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
There's so many great moments and speeches from the life of Reverend Jesse Jackson, but few compare to his opening address at the Wattstax Festival in 1972.
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This Is Definitely His Legacy….
February 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This Is Definitely His Legacy….
Oh. Oh no. Anyway, I am sure Keir Starmer is not to blame at all, and he will know nothing of this. He is a decent man who is just very gullible and believes his ministers and advisers and trusts them to do a good job and etcetera. Yes, that must be it, Keir is OK, it is everybody else who is not!
Secret prison documents shows government plan to tackle IPP scandal will fail
Exclusive: Damning projections reveal the government’s action plan to progress IPP prisoners is a ‘failure’ which will leave at least 500 prisoners languishing without release 18 years after the sente...
www.independent.co.uk
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Oh. Oh no. Anyway, I am sure Keir Starmer is not to blame at all, and he will know nothing of this. He is a decent man who is just very gullible and believes his ministers and advisers and trusts them to do a good job and etcetera. Yes, that must be it, Keir is OK, it is everybody else who is not!
Two days ago we learned that the UK's gender pay cap won't close for 30 years at current rates.
Today we learn that on day one of a Reform government the Equalities Act will be scrapped.
Today we learn that on day one of a Reform government the Equalities Act will be scrapped.
UK’s gender pay gap ‘won’t close for 30 years’ at current rates
Trades Union Congress says women have worked a month and a half for nothing this year and legislation is needed
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Two days ago we learned that the UK's gender pay cap won't close for 30 years at current rates.
Today we learn that on day one of a Reform government the Equalities Act will be scrapped.
Today we learn that on day one of a Reform government the Equalities Act will be scrapped.
"We are not going to scrap all the protections in the Equality Act, no. Just the protections for people with brown faces and people who aren't born here in general."
February 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
"We are not going to scrap all the protections in the Equality Act, no. Just the protections for people with brown faces and people who aren't born here in general."
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