Phil Jones' body double
@philsbodydouble.bsky.social
Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
The Trump is strong in Farage.
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
February 14, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The Trump is strong in Farage.
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
"You lot won't understand. Unlike you, I am actually quite well read. I have a broad sense of history and economics! Far more , to be honest, than other people! I am very good at taking the long term view and my understanding of Russian psychology is much deeper!"
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Latest in the series of “literally every poll question you can think of shows how dumb and fatally flawed the strategy that the McSweeneyites have pursued is”.
2024 Reform UK voters are also less likely to describe themselves as anti-Russia (48%) than other voters (66-79%)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Latest in the series of “literally every poll question you can think of shows how dumb and fatally flawed the strategy that the McSweeneyites have pursued is”.
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US secretary of state Marco Rubio has skipped a meeting with allies on the war in Ukraine, stoking fears in European capitals that Washington’s interest in involving them in its efforts to end the conflict was waning
www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 AM
US secretary of state Marco Rubio has skipped a meeting with allies on the war in Ukraine, stoking fears in European capitals that Washington’s interest in involving them in its efforts to end the conflict was waning
www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
www.ft.com/content/fdd6...
Nothing to see here, move on, move on!
"Yvette Cooper, ex-Home Sec, proscribed Palestine Action, unlawfully instructing police to arrest peaceful protestors, holding signs, under terrorism charges - advised
by Keir Starmer’s Attorney General, Zionist KC Richard Hermer, with family members serving in the Israeli army"
via Nick Robinson
by Keir Starmer’s Attorney General, Zionist KC Richard Hermer, with family members serving in the Israeli army"
via Nick Robinson
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Nothing to see here, move on, move on!
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
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Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.
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Ed Krassenstein
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Ed Krassenstein
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
Do you wonder why Trump is covering up the Epstein files?
Recall 9 Years ago, a Trump accuser was set to give a press conference to tell the world about how Donald Trump sexually assaulted her multiple times when she was just 13 years old.
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BREAKING: The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail.
newrepublic.com/post/206559/...
newrepublic.com/post/206559/...
Trump Official Who Helped Kill USAID Now Using Its Funds for Himself
Russ Vought, White House Office of Management and Budget director, has decided what is happening with USAID funds.
newrepublic.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
BREAKING: The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail.
newrepublic.com/post/206559/...
newrepublic.com/post/206559/...
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I agree this does not feel normal but under the circumstances and the current events in the regime, this message feels like he’s feeling he’s vulnerable to harm.
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I agree this does not feel normal but under the circumstances and the current events in the regime, this message feels like he’s feeling he’s vulnerable to harm.
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
#ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks
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Breaking:
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Breaking:
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing
SWAT teams have detained a man and a woman after removing them from a home in connection with the Nancy Guthrie investigation. They are calling this a significant operation. This is still developing
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Senile Satan: “I don’t understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anyone. It’s pretty boring stuff. I think only pretty bad people, including the fake news, want to keep something like that going.”
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Senile Satan: “I don’t understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anyone. It’s pretty boring stuff. I think only pretty bad people, including the fake news, want to keep something like that going.”
Starmer: "Britain's Brexit years are over and we need Europe, not Trump!"
Us: "Hurrah! So the Red Lines years are behind us too?"
Starmer: "No!"
Wanna bet this is how it goes?
Us: "Hurrah! So the Red Lines years are behind us too?"
Starmer: "No!"
Wanna bet this is how it goes?
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Starmer: "Britain's Brexit years are over and we need Europe, not Trump!"
Us: "Hurrah! So the Red Lines years are behind us too?"
Starmer: "No!"
Wanna bet this is how it goes?
Us: "Hurrah! So the Red Lines years are behind us too?"
Starmer: "No!"
Wanna bet this is how it goes?
Hey, look everyone, it is self proclaimed world leading fair and welcoming Global UK, and..... Oh....
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Dual nationals to be denied entry to UK from 25 February unless they have British passport
New border controls require ‘certificate of entitlement’ to attach to second nationality passport that costs £589
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Hey, look everyone, it is self proclaimed world leading fair and welcoming Global UK, and..... Oh....
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Trump, Musk and now UK billionaire Jim Ratcliffe – they are the enablers, making racists feel great again | Jonathan Freedland www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Trump, Musk and now UK billionaire Jim Ratcliffe – they are the enablers, making racists feel great again | Jonathan Freedland
With their profile and vile words, these malign provocateurs are tearing down decency’s guardrails, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Trump, Musk and now UK billionaire Jim Ratcliffe – they are the enablers, making racists feel great again | Jonathan Freedland www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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And just like that, Gilead was no longer dystopian fiction.
“Just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… So they go to the gulag first. They go to the breeding gulags.”
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
“Just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… So they go to the gulag first. They go to the breeding gulags.”
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
And just like that, Gilead was no longer dystopian fiction.
“Just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… So they go to the gulag first. They go to the breeding gulags.”
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
“Just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… So they go to the gulag first. They go to the breeding gulags.”
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
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October 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No funding for the world's poorest, and women & children dying from hunger - disease. Yes funding for European white supremacists and Nazis.
Maybe Trump's back up plan is to become King of Europe when the Americans kick him out in 28?
Maybe Trump's back up plan is to become King of Europe when the Americans kick him out in 28?
🚨🚨 "Surprise, surprise": The U.S. is reorienting its foreign funding program to export #MAGA ideology to Europe — and a growing set of far-right and conservative think tanks and political groups are lining up to take Washington’s money. 🧵 www.politico.eu/article/maga...
The MAGA-friendly European think tanks Trump wants to fund
The Heritage Foundation identified European groups for U.S. backing.
www.politico.eu
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
No funding for the world's poorest, and women & children dying from hunger - disease. Yes funding for European white supremacists and Nazis.
Maybe Trump's back up plan is to become King of Europe when the Americans kick him out in 28?
Maybe Trump's back up plan is to become King of Europe when the Americans kick him out in 28?
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Sunny uplands of Brexit, part 5,846:
British dual national living in Germany for years fears her children affected by changes - son about to come to UK
“I'm being treated as Brexit collateral again by short-notice, shortsighted, arbitrary change of rules"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
British dual national living in Germany for years fears her children affected by changes - son about to come to UK
“I'm being treated as Brexit collateral again by short-notice, shortsighted, arbitrary change of rules"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Dual nationals to be denied entry to UK from 25 February unless they have British passport
New border controls require ‘certificate of entitlement’ to attach to second nationality passport that costs £589
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Sunny uplands of Brexit, part 5,846:
British dual national living in Germany for years fears her children affected by changes - son about to come to UK
“I'm being treated as Brexit collateral again by short-notice, shortsighted, arbitrary change of rules"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
British dual national living in Germany for years fears her children affected by changes - son about to come to UK
“I'm being treated as Brexit collateral again by short-notice, shortsighted, arbitrary change of rules"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Sort of shocking that nothing was said when this video dropped of Randy Fine clearly voting for absent colleagues
Let’s go Florida today is the day . Get out there and cast your vote for @joshweil.bsky.social
The man in the video is his opponent (Randy Fine) caught on camera voting for his absent colleagues. More blatant Republican dishonesty. America is counting on you. 💙
The man in the video is his opponent (Randy Fine) caught on camera voting for his absent colleagues. More blatant Republican dishonesty. America is counting on you. 💙
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Sort of shocking that nothing was said when this video dropped of Randy Fine clearly voting for absent colleagues
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this feels like a spoof from The Day Today
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
this feels like a spoof from The Day Today
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Love this! We are inundated with potholes!
Love this! We are inundated with potholes!
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Love this! We are inundated with potholes!
Love this! We are inundated with potholes!
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Yes, what if we moved the goalposts again so that this abysmal piece of shit, this walking affront to the democratic process, could just jail anyone he wants rid of? Much to think about
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Yes, what if we moved the goalposts again so that this abysmal piece of shit, this walking affront to the democratic process, could just jail anyone he wants rid of? Much to think about
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Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.