Bob Malone
@pianomalone.bsky.social
280 followers 340 following 290 posts
Musician. Songwriter. composer. Piano player. New Brandeisians stan. Singer of Grinch Movie theme. 13 Years in John Fogerty band. Gen X. Jersey boy in L.A. bobmalone.com
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pianomalone.bsky.social
That's because they were!
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
pianomalone.bsky.social
Antifa is a highly sophisticated Islamic proto-state that controlled territory in Syria and Iraq release the Epstein Files.
pianomalone.bsky.social
You're getting angrier because everybody is getting more annoying.
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introvertproblems.bsky.social
“Are you busy tomorrow?”

That entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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margarita.bsky.social
I will be the rat czar. I will give each rat a hat and an umbrella. I will give the rats the vote
pianomalone.bsky.social
I have to admit I’m from the generation who only knew Ray Walston as Mr. Hand. I really should see this movie!
pianomalone.bsky.social
Ghost peppers are professional level. 🌶️
pianomalone.bsky.social
Road cases on the Gulf of Mexico! 🇲🇽

Just finished up my run playing keys with Mindi Abair and her incredible band. My southeast (mostly) Solo Tour starts next Tuesday at Jammin' Java in Vienna VA and moves on to NC and GA. Dates and tix at bobmalone.com
pianomalone.bsky.social
Son of a bitch. They're still here.
pianomalone.bsky.social
We're living in interesting times. I don't want to live in interesting times.
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verybadllama.bsky.social
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
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introvertproblems.bsky.social
BREAKING: Introverts don’t want to tell you how their weekend was, so you can go ahead and stop asking.

Thank you.
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
pianomalone.bsky.social
I just want a walkable city and a long cashmere overcoat.
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pianomalone.bsky.social
Every time he tried to start his first symphony, Beethoven was living rent free in his brain, daring him to top the 9th. Probably followed with an evil cackle.
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jerseypatrick.bsky.social
I’ve been reading Vonnegut recently. I dig this quote: “No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.” ―Kurt Vonnegut
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daveweigel.bsky.social
I have a lot of fun on here! People share links, people actually read articles, I share music recs and get new ones. Why should I care if nobody's paying a bot farm to juice numbers?
jasondashbailey.com
Aside from the comical inaccuracy of this post, I maintain that I will stay on this site till I'm the last one here as long as Glenn fucking Greenwald isn't on it
razzball.bsky.social
Bluesky: Catch the vapors
pianomalone.bsky.social
Guys like this are always shocked when they find out all the money in the world can't buy them talent.