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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Don't blame me. I voted for the lady.
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Lawmakers from both sides of the political aisle have turned on Attorney General Pam Bondi and have reportedly begun drafting articles of impeachment following the heavily opaque release of the Epstein files.
Bondi faces calls to be jailed as bipartisan impeachment articles are drafted
Several lawmakers accused Bondi of flouting the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which mandated the government to provide full disclosure of the Justice Department's findings related to the disgraced f...
www.themirror.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I love how the power company calls me to tell me that I'm sitting in the dark
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Should I be concerned that this United pilot's girlfriend clearly has a Russian accent?
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Sure, we could save a few bucks by importing genitals, but I think we need to protect American genital manufacturing jobs.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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if i'm being honest i'm not really sure how we reckon with the fact that every republican under 30 is one of the boys from brazil
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Breaking: TikTok agrees to be controlled by the rich instead of the communists (mostly)

www.axios.com/2025/12/18/t...
Scoop: TikTok signs deal for sale of U.S. unit after yearslong saga
The deal would end a yearslong saga to force TikTok's Chinese parent ByteDance to sell the company's U.S. operation.
www.axios.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Jumping Frog Radius

xkcd.com/3181/
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Get your shots. CVS has the Novavax Covid booster (that good shit I do like)
USA: "Tripledemic" of flu, COVID and RSV cases surging across New York ahead of holidays, health officials warn.

Across the state, in just one week 🚨

🔹RSV: Cases up +35%
🔹COVID-19: Cases up +15%
🔹Flu: Hospitalisations up +75%
"Tripledemic" of flu, COVID and RSV cases surging across New York ahead of holidays, health officials warn
In New York, cases of flu, RSV and COVID have spiked since Thanksgiving.
www.cbsnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So, we should be aborting boys to save the country money?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I keep seeing stories like this from every country: Ireland, UK, now this. Get a flu shot
Queensland records worst flu season in a decade, with cases 18% up on last year.

🔹93,753 lab-confirmed flu cases so far this year (+18% compared with last year)
🔹79,770 cases recorded in 2024 (previous decade high)
Queensland records 18pc more flu cases than last year
Official data shows more than 90,000 lab-confirmed cases of influenza in 2025, which is more than an 18 per cent jump on the number of cases reported last year.
www.abc.net.au
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I like to say happy holidays because it is inclusive and also might piss off someone who was already looking to get pissed off. Everybody wins
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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finally, a solution for the sophisticated warhammer player who wants to spotlight the crown jewel of his fine wine collection
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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shot/chaser in just 2 sentences
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
AI slop may replace comedians in the future
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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ok but come on i gotta know whats on the older plaques. what's his nickname for warren harding
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM