Mark "Piprrr" Coletti
piprrr.bsky.social
Mark "Piprrr" Coletti
@piprrr.bsky.social
scientist ∧ bagpiper ∧ gamer ∧ burner

Research areas: evolutionary computation, agent-based modeling, neuroarchitecture search

Likes: anime, tabletop games, hiking, beer, and all too much binge watching

¬ (OnlyFans ∨ cryptocurrency ∨ DMs ∨ MAGA)
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December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Reports now said that Kegbreath told Admiral Holsey that the military will follow all order & not to question any of them. Holsey stated the strikes are illegal & Kegbreath said do it or step down & retired. Holsey step down & retired.
allaboutlawyer.com/admiral-alvi...
Admiral Alvin Holsey Retires Friday After Clash With Hegseth Over Venezuela Strikes
Admiral Alvin Holsey retires December 12, 2025 after one year leading SOUTHCOM. Breaking news on tensions with Hegseth over Caribbean strikes.
allaboutlawyer.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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The U.S. has conducted 19 strikes on alleged drug-carrying boats, killing at least 76 people.

Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it.

He’s unilaterally acting as judge, jury, and executioner.

This is a danger to us all.
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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🔥 AL GORE: “We already have way too many subservient cowards in Congress, the last thing we need is to send another one (Van Epps 🤖) — you can make tomorrow the turning point for our country by getting out and voting for Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social .” #TN7

Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Nova Scotia looks to get rid of its remaining inventory of U.S. alcohol worth $14 million before it expires; all proceeds go to charity. New Brunswick is also selling its remaining $3.4 million worth of U.S. alcohol in storage at discounted prices. Quebec donated it.
globalnews.ca/news/1154636...
Nova Scotia to sell last of U.S. booze pulled from shelves, giving profits to charity | Globalnews.ca
The premier says Nova Scotia is 'committed to a Team Canada approach to tariffs and trade' and will not order any more alcohol from the United States once this inventory is gone.
globalnews.ca
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Today in research FTW: "Autistic participants were more generous towards strangers & people they barely knew than non-autistic individuals." So basically autistic people are kind regardless of whether or not they know the person; non-autistics need social vetting.

www.psypost.org/autistic-ind...
Autistic individuals are more prosocial towards strangers and people they barely know
While most people become less generous towards strangers, autistic adults maintain high levels of prosocial behavior regardless of social distance. New research confirms this generosity is intentional...
www.psypost.org
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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WASH POST: “As two men clung to a stricken, burning ship targeted by SEAL Team 6, the Joint Special Operations commander followed Hegseth’s order to leave no survivors.”

Lawless. Murder.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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‘Genocide is not over,’ Amnesty leader says as Israel keeps bombing Gaza
‘Genocide is not over,’ Amnesty leader says as Israel keeps bombing Gaza
“So far, there is no indication that Israel is taking serious measures to reverse the deadly impact of its crimes and no evidence that its intent has changed.”
johnmenadue.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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And notice: 11 stars—the number of states in the Confederacy. “Americanism” is the new fascism, as predicted.
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This is 🔥
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion.
- Rev. Benjamin Cremer

#Pinks
@_jen_hamilton_ on IG
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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The village of Geiranger in Norway.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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"We blow up ‘alleged’ drug boats in the Caribbean but pardon actually convicted drug traffickers in the U.S. Someone help me make sense of this.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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“Mark my words: It may take some time, but Americans will be prosecuted for this, either as a war crime or outright murder.”
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Flying domestic no longer safe in the USA.
“The day after Lopez Belloza was arrested, a federal judge issued an emergency order prohibiting the government from moving her out of Massachusetts or the United States for at least 72 hours.”

apnews.com/article/babs...
College freshman is deported flying home for Thanksgiving surprise, despite court order
A college freshman trying to fly from Boston to Texas to surprise her family for Thanksgiving was deported to Honduras in violation of a court order.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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so none of what he’s saying is real btw
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“Your costs are up… tariffs are raising prices…”
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Oh noes! Not again! 😆 #Cyberstuck
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM