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plutosrose.bsky.social
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@plutosrose.bsky.social
410 followers 540 following 450 posts
30s | she/her | minors DNI | dueling PhD | aspiring gym bro | multifandom garbage bin | fanfic writer
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
me: do you have any black friday deals?

doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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agoldman.bsky.social
This was on the side of a CVS, and I think it is so funny
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
“i hate when fic writers—” “my pet peeve is when—” “this fic is so bad” ok, close the tab and go write your own
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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sortabad.bsky.social
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever." Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man." This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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munchkin68.bsky.social
Things I’ve never watched .

1. Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
plutosrose.bsky.social
I know I'm unemployed and the job market is cuckoo banana pants, but I'd rather be out on the street than work for ICE
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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riibrego.bsky.social
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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adampknave.com
We should replace “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” with “give yourself uppies”
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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edidin.bsky.social
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
A Richard Scarry drawing of a cat leaning out a smoky window. A caption identifies her as “beautiful screaming lady”
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
after they release the epstein files they should release the batgirl movie
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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jamellebouie.net
today in biscuits
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
plutosrose.bsky.social
*packing to travel* how many books do I usually read in a week? Sixty-five?
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
playing tom raider. hide your toms
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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paullicino.bsky.social
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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bryguy.bsky.social
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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sghendricks.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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bakerart.bsky.social
Three examples of pastels featuring trees.
Pastel of copse of trees at Caxton with girl and her pony Avenue of trees on Jesus Green, Cambridge Winter trees on Christ's Pieces, Cambridge, with the spire of All Saints' Church in the distance. Two ladies with a white dog chatting .
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM