poopingducks
@poopingducks.bsky.social
i like stupid shit that sucks
I want a video game where people are nice and stop breaking up with me and I’m not kidding
September 6, 2023 at 2:56 AM
I want a video game where people are nice and stop breaking up with me and I’m not kidding
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zoom's terms of service now say they have a right to zoom in on the inside of your mouth and take a permanent image of it to build a map of "the american flavor zone"
August 7, 2023 at 7:48 AM
zoom's terms of service now say they have a right to zoom in on the inside of your mouth and take a permanent image of it to build a map of "the american flavor zone"
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Is bitch ass hyphenated or not? I want to get my dad's eulogy just right
June 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Is bitch ass hyphenated or not? I want to get my dad's eulogy just right
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I love how Men's bathing suits sometimes have that tiny pocket where you can hold two quarters, just in case you're paying to get on the Ferris Wheel in 1922
August 7, 2023 at 1:24 AM
I love how Men's bathing suits sometimes have that tiny pocket where you can hold two quarters, just in case you're paying to get on the Ferris Wheel in 1922
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reskeet if you love waking up to pancakes or if you want to burn down the mistakes of the past generations and build anew
August 2, 2023 at 11:50 AM
reskeet if you love waking up to pancakes or if you want to burn down the mistakes of the past generations and build anew
i think i know more than the president and i'm a fucken idiot
July 29, 2023 at 9:53 AM
i think i know more than the president and i'm a fucken idiot
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These guys will pay so much money to not learn how to draw.
July 28, 2023 at 5:28 PM
These guys will pay so much money to not learn how to draw.
I wish someone would just throw a piece of rotten fruit right at my face, and miss, and it hits their mom right in the face
July 21, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I wish someone would just throw a piece of rotten fruit right at my face, and miss, and it hits their mom right in the face
kill yourself? no. chill yourself. get a xanax addiction
kill yourself? no. bill yourself. give yourself an invoice for your own labor
kill yourself? no. krill yourself. become eaten by a whale.
July 17, 2023 at 2:41 AM
kill yourself? no. chill yourself. get a xanax addiction
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(turning ipad around) It's gonna ask you a quick question
July 15, 2023 at 10:22 PM
(turning ipad around) It's gonna ask you a quick question
its only a murder of crows if there's probable caws
July 8, 2023 at 3:00 AM
its only a murder of crows if there's probable caws
well there goes the website
July 7, 2023 at 3:04 AM
well there goes the website