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Sarah-Jane

@porschespider.bsky.social

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Durham based mam of two small humans in a neurodiverse family. NHS Librarian. Reader, walker, cross stitcher, tea drinker. Perpetually tired but I try. She/Her. Views own etc.

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 2h

I wouldn't say anything if I won the lottery, but there would be signs. www.bradleyhall.co.uk/property/pri...

Priory Cottage, Brasside

Priory Cottage is a generously proportioned detached bungalow situated in the desirable semi-rural village of Brasside. The property enjoys an excellent location offering the tranquillity of countrysi...

www.bradleyhall.co.uk

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 2h

They're mega cuties 🥰

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 2h

I know - it was beautiful, and it was going so well until it all erupted over nothing 😢 No doubt we'll be back soon - definitely over Christmas if not in between too 😊 x

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 2h

9yo, who knows every 80s power ballad in the world but nothing post-2000: 'Was Cheryl Cole a miner? Or was she a member of the Queen's Guard?' #scd #strictly

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 2h

One of my favourite Dolly songs 🥰 #scd #strictly

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 2h

I'm surprised they brought it back to be honest.

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 2h

Good Lord, don't give them ideas.

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 3h

One of the bunnies staying with us needs daily injections and twice daily medication.
The medication is nothing we haven't dealt with in 16 years of bunny ownership, but the injections! Good Lord. Up until that experience I think he was beginning to trust me. Not any more 😭

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 3h

I really think John Lennon would have been better communicated with either a Beatles cut and a collarless grey jacket, or a Sgt Peppers jacket!

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 3h

I missed the judges being introduced and was confused by what I thought was Craig being either Janis Joplin or Joni Mitchell. #scd #strictly

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 3h

Honestly I'm cringing already.

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 3h

I'm not a fan of Icons Week as a concept. #scd #strictly

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 3h

Mixed bag of a day today - went to Finchale, which is 9yo's favourite place, but he was in a foul mood and ended up taking off across the priory ruins so we had to leave early. Rescued by a walk into town and pancakes and tea in a lovely cafe instead. Home and snuggled now.

Two boys walking along a shaded woodland path. They are wearing colourful woolly hats and warm coats. They are holding hands and looking at each other.

A shaded woodland path. Lots of trees and lots of leaves.

A view of the ruins of Finchale Priory from the other side of the bridge, framed by branches and trees.

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 9h

Not sure I'm going to bother with the final in the Book of Dust trilogy - found the first one unsettling but enjoyable but the second one just didn't gel with me at all. Shame as His Dark Materials is one of my favourite all-time series, and the one I sob through every time I read it.

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 11h

That's miserable - I'm so sorry x

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 11h

I had it when I was 30 weeks pregnant and I remember being slumped on the bathroom floor telling my husband I'd rather be in labour and meaning every word.

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 12h

Oh nooooo! Norovirus is truly the absolute worst. What a rotten time you've had x

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Rebecca J @hipporebecca.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve just seen my first mention of Black Friday for the year. So that’s inspired me to start to list some independent places I like to use for online shopping. Partly so you know alternatives to Amazon. But mostly so I don’t need to keep these tabs open on my phone. Please recommend others too!

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 23h

No doubt I will 😁 x

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 23h

Didn't want Bobby to feel insecure!

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Gill @crikeys.bsky.social · 1d

I've been spending my time making things in the hope this therapy would happen, so if you fancy helping me out I've been crocheting dishcloths.

I was thinking £16 for 3 including postage to mainland UK (the box fits through a letterbox) If you want them say which and pay through kofi 😘

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 1d

Aren't they?! 🤗

Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 1d

Oh there's definitely no malice - she's very kind and was mortified when I mentioned I was upset. It's just hard to hear when it's been a challenging week. I'm pleased it's the weekend, anyway, and a short week next week and some time off with the boys 😊 x

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 1d

Phil's sister is going to Mexico for two weeks from tomorrow so her bunnies have come here for a little trip. It's nice to have bunnies back in the house ❤️
This is Bobby (lop) and Molly (cute paws)🐇🐰

Two very cute grey bunnies in a blue cage base. Bobby has floppy ears. Molly has her front paws resting against the side of their cage.

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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 1d

No, different! This one is lovely but has no filter. I suspect a vast majority of our staff are undiagnosed ND, and she was very upset when I said the conversation was upsetting me today. I'm very fond of her usually, but this week has been A Lot.

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