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Haman Haymaker inventor, PSL aficionado, former baby nicknamed “Guidette,” neurasthenic vagabond, shitlib, Tikkun Olamite, Jwitter’s Vulgar Id, & recovering Jewish American Princess.

Never go against a Sicilian when the chance to be petty is on the line!
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I guess this is my “So you want to know more about antisemitism outside the context of Nazis ...” thread.
BBC writes this as if the UK wasn’t the Big Bad all along.
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
The divisive US autumnal drink with a shady past
The aroma of cinnamon and nutmeg smells like sweet autumn nostalgia in the US, but the real story behind pumpkin spice is far spicier.
www.bbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Turkey day prep
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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"Pretending to see land and then explaining that thou has not in fact spotted shore, but rather thou hast seen 'Thy mom afloat, so huge as to appear to be a land mass.'"
Jokes That Everyone on the Mayflower Is Getting Sick Of
This document was found in the records of Puritan William Bradford, sometimes referred to as “America’s First Traveler Blogger.” - - -IN THE NAME ...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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My jaw dropped but also i am going to come back to this again and again to feel something good
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching Champaign Problems on Netflix. It reminded me that I’d love to have a bookstore meet cute, but realistically, I’d probably be annoyed by the guy interrupting my browsing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I had 1/3 of a can of the original loko. It was the only alcohol I’d had that night. I vomited lots.
My freshman year of college was the last of the Loko years and they sent us all an email saying effectively “Do NOT drink this, it is TOO crazy, it will make your parties TOO wild.” which had about exact the effect you would expect.
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Watching the new Robin Hood series on MGM+. It’ll be interesting to see what they do with Eleanor of Aquitaine. They’re also starting the timeline while Henry II is king.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Boy did I get a lot less confused when I realized Welcome to Derry is not a spinoff of Derry Girls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This is sick.
"After federal immigration officers in Charlotte saw a man taking photos of them, they chased him nearly 2 miles down a main road and made plans to “smash” into him, video played in court Thursday showed. They broke his window, charged him with a federal felony and accused him of assaulting them."
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The problem with losing a parent young, but over 18 is that there aren’t grief groups centered on your demographic. The general ones are mostly widows and widowers. That’s a different kind of grief.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
UUUUUUGH I have to be at the courthouse before 8am for jury duty. The email reminder was sent today.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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David Sacks is a lying sack of shit who will take any handout he can get, every single time, and every American should treat him as a conniving, extorting enemy at all times.
A story in 3 acts:
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I have yet to encounter a Jew or Jewish think piece that likes this show.
Out of morbid curiosity I decided to put on Nobody Wants This S2 and I see we are still doing "Jewish women are controlling shrews"
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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This is particularly silly but also by and large, magazines and newspapers do not make money from you clicking on articles nowadays. They make money from getting you to subscribe, which ragebait is counterproductive to.
no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
The whole business model is just rage bait at this point. Just don’t engage with these people.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me depresso
Is it that sweet? I guess so, uh
That's that me depresso
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Portland Trail Blazers vs. Sacramento Kings
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November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
post a movie where you are from
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Your yearly reminder that “holiday” celebrations that only include Christian traditions are not, in fact, inclusive even if you don’t use the word Christmas, so tbh I’d rather you just say it’s Christmas.
Until a few years ago, ugly holiday sweaters didn’t exist. They’re ugly Christmas sweaters, with some generic Jewish iconography to be “inclusive.” But the truth is, when I have to buy one to wear to a work party, I feel like I’m in another culture’s drag.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM