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Author of How To Be Enthusiastic All The Time - available now at independent booksellers far from you
I can dig it
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I can dig it
(watching a movie and there's a cat)
me: where's the cat? is the cat ok? what's the cat doing rn?
me: where's the cat? is the cat ok? what's the cat doing rn?
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
(watching a movie and there's a cat)
me: where's the cat? is the cat ok? what's the cat doing rn?
me: where's the cat? is the cat ok? what's the cat doing rn?
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How's everyone's night going? 🫨
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
How's everyone's night going? 🫨
I suppose I am obligated to acknowledge that earthquake
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I suppose I am obligated to acknowledge that earthquake
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
cats are a gift
when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
cats are a gift
Speaking as a native and lifelong Californian, fuck this guy in particular
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Speaking as a native and lifelong Californian, fuck this guy in particular
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
The masked secret police gunning people down in the street is a feature of all of the freedom
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The masked secret police gunning people down in the street is a feature of all of the freedom
it is with deepest regret that i inform you that i have looked at the comments again. when will i learn?
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
it is with deepest regret that i inform you that i have looked at the comments again. when will i learn?
A rich old white lady was racist? GTFO!
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A rich old white lady was racist? GTFO!
I may not have lived an entirely perfect life but I am reasonably sure that at no point has the entire world collectively wondered when the heck will I finally die. And that counts for something.
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I may not have lived an entirely perfect life but I am reasonably sure that at no point has the entire world collectively wondered when the heck will I finally die. And that counts for something.
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#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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bc i didn't remember much about North I found the Roger Ebert review which is a fun read
There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
bc i didn't remember much about North I found the Roger Ebert review which is a fun read
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There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.
oh neat, fresh horrors!
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
oh neat, fresh horrors!
wake up dead man is good. this has been my review.
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
wake up dead man is good. this has been my review.
I am become death, canceler of meetings
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I am become death, canceler of meetings
As a hater, I wish people were kinder
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
As a hater, I wish people were kinder
It's always a disappointment to learn that someone I liked, maybe even thought was cool or erudite, turns out to watch football
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's always a disappointment to learn that someone I liked, maybe even thought was cool or erudite, turns out to watch football
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Talking to yourself to organize your thoughts: tried and true. Reliable. Free. No environmental costs
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Talking to yourself to organize your thoughts: tried and true. Reliable. Free. No environmental costs
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
3 Labubus doing 6 7
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
3 Labubus doing 6 7