Chu Has Fallen to the Kpoppies
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Chu, 30s, they/them, unapologetically horny on main. currently BTS OT7-pilled. if the incest has chemistry i can’t make them not have chemistry. take it up with god y’all
sigh I AM busting out my really rusty japanese to try and translate the jikook interview from the japanese subtitles lmao
so far I got that jimin asked jk if he gave him 95 points bc he was born in '95 but jungkook said no and his reason I'm pretty sure is some kind of pun in korean,
so far I got that jimin asked jk if he gave him 95 points bc he was born in '95 but jungkook said no and his reason I'm pretty sure is some kind of pun in korean,
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
sigh I AM busting out my really rusty japanese to try and translate the jikook interview from the japanese subtitles lmao
so far I got that jimin asked jk if he gave him 95 points bc he was born in '95 but jungkook said no and his reason I'm pretty sure is some kind of pun in korean,
so far I got that jimin asked jk if he gave him 95 points bc he was born in '95 but jungkook said no and his reason I'm pretty sure is some kind of pun in korean,
YEAH OK SURE WHY NOT
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
YEAH OK SURE WHY NOT
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The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
oh my god can you seriously not upload gifs on here they only show as still images?? or am I doing it wrong lmao
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
oh my god can you seriously not upload gifs on here they only show as still images?? or am I doing it wrong lmao
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berlin hoseok altered the fabric of space time (titty bounce)
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
berlin hoseok altered the fabric of space time (titty bounce)
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this person asked me if a book was appropriate for her kid and i said it depended if the kid was cool. she didn't buy him the book, which means her kid must be a loser. sad.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
this person asked me if a book was appropriate for her kid and i said it depended if the kid was cool. she didn't buy him the book, which means her kid must be a loser. sad.
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Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
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they share one brain cell
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
they share one brain cell
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Remember when Yoongi just ….
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Remember when Yoongi just ….
jin grabbing hisself a Generous Handful of jungkook's ass and squeezing a bunch of times is SO valid of him like if I ever had unfettered access to kookie ass I would be kneading that shit like a cat constantly
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
jin grabbing hisself a Generous Handful of jungkook's ass and squeezing a bunch of times is SO valid of him like if I ever had unfettered access to kookie ass I would be kneading that shit like a cat constantly
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if you're defending "boundary pushing" art by saying "this is art, not pornography" you're just throwing another kind of art under the bus for your chosen form of art. porn can be art. tittilating, erotic, arousing art is still art, and sexuality isn't something that magically makes art NOT art.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
if you're defending "boundary pushing" art by saying "this is art, not pornography" you're just throwing another kind of art under the bus for your chosen form of art. porn can be art. tittilating, erotic, arousing art is still art, and sexuality isn't something that magically makes art NOT art.
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i’m so fucking normal about these two wdym ksj wants to be roomies even after they’re married, wdym even after 6yrs of writing that ksj STILL chooses yoongi (even over jungkook) to be his roommate, wdym they live 5 minutes apart now, wdym they can’t be too far away from each other, wdym wdym wdym
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i’m so fucking normal about these two wdym ksj wants to be roomies even after they’re married, wdym even after 6yrs of writing that ksj STILL chooses yoongi (even over jungkook) to be his roommate, wdym they live 5 minutes apart now, wdym they can’t be too far away from each other, wdym wdym wdym
lowkey wanna write transmasc jungkook fic just so he can rail jimin with his Super Fucking Fancy Ass custom prosthetic that he spent an exorbitant amount of money on bc if you have international superstar money I think you owe it to yourself to get one made
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
lowkey wanna write transmasc jungkook fic just so he can rail jimin with his Super Fucking Fancy Ass custom prosthetic that he spent an exorbitant amount of money on bc if you have international superstar money I think you owe it to yourself to get one made
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the epic yet cautious high of the tag “transmasc!character” followed by the epic yet predictable low of “vaginal sex”
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
the epic yet cautious high of the tag “transmasc!character” followed by the epic yet predictable low of “vaginal sex”
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Me and the homies
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Me and the homies
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another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
![screenshot of a tweet that reads as follows:
MARY OLIVER: You do not have to walk on your knees for one hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
ME: What if it loves this [shows phone screen]
MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7xsqoc7ztdsmfuvfmtndp52/bafkreidckcmrloy7b4zi2vfb3d7lfg63hnivaigdo5peksss7ysfesfd4m@jpeg)
July 4, 2023 at 2:35 AM
another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
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I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
TIL that the photocards are An Whole Thing unto themselves
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
TIL that the photocards are An Whole Thing unto themselves
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some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
the engagement photos energy is off the charts
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the engagement photos energy is off the charts
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jesus hoseok christ what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jesus hoseok christ what the fuck
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v-hyung!
hyung please stop biting me
it hurts so bad
i always feel this, but you are very handsome
v-hyung!
hyung please stop biting me
it hurts so bad
i always feel this, but you are very handsome
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
🐰➡️🐯
v-hyung!
hyung please stop biting me
it hurts so bad
i always feel this, but you are very handsome
v-hyung!
hyung please stop biting me
it hurts so bad
i always feel this, but you are very handsome