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Ghoulfess0rJam

@profess0rjam.bsky.social

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31 | grand strategy, roguelike, ttrpg, and horror enjoyer|pro-wrestling yapper|MTG boomer|hobbyist game dev 🏳️‍🌈pan Linktree for my stuff: https://linktr.ee/professorjam

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 8h

Looks like it's based on a by-month basis. Which is still pretty bad, but don't view this as half of ALL articles... at least not yet?
(this shit is still so ass)

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 9h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

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ceej @ceej.online · 12h

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 1d

The Criminal

Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 21h

can't believe they made your comics into a real game

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 21h

now with more PIXELS

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 21h

This flavor text goes unfathomably hard. Don't care if the card is vanilla, this will always be a favorite of mine.

Spined Wurm, a card from the game Magic: the Gathering. It costs 1 green, and 4 generic mana, is a Wurm creature, with 5 power, 4 toughness, and no rules text. It's flavor text reads "As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shales of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but I'd taken together, they said 'Alas for the living.'" —Dal myth of the wurm" The card art features a serpentine beast with sharp teeth, mouth opened slightly, with spines sticking out from the sides of its back.

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 1d

a pile of dirt is spread out on a white background .

ALT: a pile of dirt is spread out on a white background .

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 1d

All caught up with AEW, @nightingaelic.bsky.social is back home, lessons are prepped for next week

I might as well say "oh man I'm one day away from retirement" and seal my fate. Something awful IS going to happen

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 2d

YES!

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 2d

Catching up on #AEWCollision , I love MxM Collection so damn much

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 2d

I HAVE INTERNET!!! MY ENJOYMENT AND EMPLOYMENT IS SECURE

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 2d

MY ASS MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO WORK TOMORROW EEEEK

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 2d

My Internet is still out 😭 my ass won't be able to watch Collision for a while

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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 3d

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

JK guys my internet is shitting the bed tonight whenever I try to stream 😔

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

If you wanna hang out while I play Hunt: Showdown www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyGj...

Hunt: Showdown 1896 - Caught in the Spiders Web... perchance

YouTube video by ProfPlays

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

I LOVE UNEXPECTED ACTS OF ALTRUISM IN ENVIORNMENTS WHERE YOURE EXPECTED TO FIGHT, I LOVE GLIMPSES OF HUMANITY'S CAPACITY FOR COMPASSION, DESPITE IT NOT BEING INCENTIVIZED. WE LOVE TO HELP ONE ANOTHER

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

Drunk, tearing up at a TikTok where a guy is saving people in Fortnite and I read a comment saying "please lord let me save one more"

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

Actually gonna delay watching AEW till tomorrow so I can watch with friends. You are all SPARED my love posting. And I probs gotta start dodging spoilers tonight lol

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

Update: I was kidnapped by a coworker

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

The scheme today:
-Mow the lawn
-Code
-Get plastered while watching AEW

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 3d

The scheme today:
-Mow the lawn
-Code
-Get plastered while watching AEW

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 4d

WOOOO LETS GO BABYYYYY JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

(either this blows over and we heap this on the mountain of bs statements he's made, or he deals another blow to our shit ass economy at the worst time of the year)

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 4d

oh no

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 4d

Tolarian Community College says that financially, the Furby Secret Lairs are not worth it, yet I think this is the closest I've gotten to getting a Secret Lair. If WotC wasn't repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot, I'd consider it lol

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 4d

MTG Forge busting out the classic Kormus Bell on me (I've never heard of this card and I don't know what would possess them to create such a thing)

Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 4d

This is one of those "horror stories in extremely short form" things isn't it?

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