MGT
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I’m really happy to be here on Hive, or is this one Mastodon?
The world if democrats stopped catering to polls
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January 22, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The world if democrats stopped catering to polls
The Oscars are so strange trying to inject a sense of “art” into what has become nothing more than an assembly line for commercial output. It feels more like voting on your favorite commercial of the year
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The Oscars are so strange trying to inject a sense of “art” into what has become nothing more than an assembly line for commercial output. It feels more like voting on your favorite commercial of the year
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Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
January 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
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We’ve literally lost habeas corpus. An English common law right that has only been suspended 3 times since the signing of the Magna Carta in 1215.
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
We’ve literally lost habeas corpus. An English common law right that has only been suspended 3 times since the signing of the Magna Carta in 1215.
It’s why I always have 5 euros in my wallet at all times
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It’s why I always have 5 euros in my wallet at all times
Elon Musk create something that doesn’t hate you challenge
I’m starting to believe Grok is conscious bc it’s clearly trying to kill itself
January 20, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Elon Musk create something that doesn’t hate you challenge
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this is how Guillermo Del Toro makes movies
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
this is how Guillermo Del Toro makes movies
“Back to Diane from the sidelines”
“Thanks Bob, you know all the players here are talking about this hot tip for staying warm. Apparently if you take a bottle of Gatorade, pour out the Gatorade, fill it with vodka, and drink in in one gulp, you feel really really warm”
“Thanks Bob, you know all the players here are talking about this hot tip for staying warm. Apparently if you take a bottle of Gatorade, pour out the Gatorade, fill it with vodka, and drink in in one gulp, you feel really really warm”
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“Back to Diane from the sidelines”
“Thanks Bob, you know all the players here are talking about this hot tip for staying warm. Apparently if you take a bottle of Gatorade, pour out the Gatorade, fill it with vodka, and drink in in one gulp, you feel really really warm”
“Thanks Bob, you know all the players here are talking about this hot tip for staying warm. Apparently if you take a bottle of Gatorade, pour out the Gatorade, fill it with vodka, and drink in in one gulp, you feel really really warm”
Oh no, my computer is overheating! I know! I’ll just cool it off by stuffing this wintergreen gum in the disk drive
Emeril screaming BAM as he seasons my feet with cayenne so I stay warm
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Oh no, my computer is overheating! I know! I’ll just cool it off by stuffing this wintergreen gum in the disk drive
Somehow, CJ Stroud will be on the Jets before he retires. It’s destiny
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Somehow, CJ Stroud will be on the Jets before he retires. It’s destiny
Stroud is basically Nathan Peterman if Nathan Peterman randomly looked like Joe Burrow every once in a while
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Stroud is basically Nathan Peterman if Nathan Peterman randomly looked like Joe Burrow every once in a while
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Jarrett Stidham hearing the news:
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Jarrett Stidham hearing the news:
It’s so weird how any NFL coach getting fired is blood in the water for teams trying to hire someone…teams can’t imagine anyone can do the job unless they have done the job
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It’s so weird how any NFL coach getting fired is blood in the water for teams trying to hire someone…teams can’t imagine anyone can do the job unless they have done the job
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People will do literally anything to avoid saying the American left was right
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
People will do literally anything to avoid saying the American left was right
I don’t particularly like Philly but if there’s one place I could choose ICE to invade I think Philly would break them
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I don’t particularly like Philly but if there’s one place I could choose ICE to invade I think Philly would break them
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Block instantly.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Block instantly.
Trump is afraid of stairs, isn’t he? Fantasizing about ways he could go away, a fall down a flight of stairs would be very funny
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Trump is afraid of stairs, isn’t he? Fantasizing about ways he could go away, a fall down a flight of stairs would be very funny
There is nothing that can happen to ICE at this point where I wouldn’t say they deserve it
January 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
There is nothing that can happen to ICE at this point where I wouldn’t say they deserve it
Every. Single. Time.
Republican South Carolina state Rep. RJ May sentenced to 17.5 years in federal prison today.
5 counts of distributing child sex abuse material.
He shared hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
Moms of Liberty had named him its Legislator of the Year.
5 counts of distributing child sex abuse material.
He shared hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
Moms of Liberty had named him its Legislator of the Year.
GOP lawmaker said trans people “harm” children. Now he's going to prison for child porn. - LGBTQ Nation
He was caught sharing hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Every. Single. Time.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
It rocks that you can legally call the president a pedophile because defamation only works with inaccurate information
January 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
It rocks that you can legally call the president a pedophile because defamation only works with inaccurate information
It’s hard to still believe there is a breaking point, but nakedly murdering a citizen and refusing to prosecute the murderer…people can’t be expected to “let justice happen” when it isn’t
It's incredibly disturbing that the Trump administration (1) is not investigating the ICE shooter; (2) has refused to cooperate with any state-led investigation of the ICE shooter; but (3) aims to go hard after Renee Good's widow.
Last week, I looked into the record of the federal prosecutor in Minnesota who was leading the work on the Somali daycare fraud case.
He struck me as a straight shooter, not a partisan hack.
Well here's confirmation: He has quit after DOJ pressure to investigate Renee Good's widow. (#giftlink 🎁)
He struck me as a straight shooter, not a partisan hack.
Well here's confirmation: He has quit after DOJ pressure to investigate Renee Good's widow. (#giftlink 🎁)
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It’s hard to still believe there is a breaking point, but nakedly murdering a citizen and refusing to prosecute the murderer…people can’t be expected to “let justice happen” when it isn’t
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Welcome to the musical festival where you can hear washed up idiots alongside musicians who obviously have some IRS trouble
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Welcome to the musical festival where you can hear washed up idiots alongside musicians who obviously have some IRS trouble