sexual magician
@psionicwarrior.bsky.social
chalkzone fandom mom
i was a gaiman hater long before the allegations #winning
one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
i was a gaiman hater long before the allegations #winning
amazing that Xbox Live had better KYC protocols than Deutsche Bank
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
amazing that Xbox Live had better KYC protocols than Deutsche Bank
the frame data on that move is insane
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
the frame data on that move is insane
one piece minor villain
January 28, 2026 at 4:39 AM
one piece minor villain
literally it's just because they want to do the 'we investigated and cleared him of all charges so shut the fuck up you stupid leftists' thing
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
literally it's just because they want to do the 'we investigated and cleared him of all charges so shut the fuck up you stupid leftists' thing
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Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
i don't think they've made a better 2D platformer than Super Mario World. I don't know if they even can
I actually am curious to know what people think are the earliest video games that have a serious claim to being the best in their genre. Not like “good for the time,” but like genuinely better than anything else out there.
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i don't think they've made a better 2D platformer than Super Mario World. I don't know if they even can
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It's so funny in Dead documentaries somebody will be like "they'd get on stage and ANYTHING could happen" and it just so happened to, without fail, always be shuffly blues rock.
January 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It's so funny in Dead documentaries somebody will be like "they'd get on stage and ANYTHING could happen" and it just so happened to, without fail, always be shuffly blues rock.
i think they should all just be shot. or federal prison at least
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
i think they should all just be shot. or federal prison at least
and gavin fucking newsom is trying to be our abraham lincoln
Nobody is gonna like this, but Biden’s administration was a Buchanan-level failure
January 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
and gavin fucking newsom is trying to be our abraham lincoln
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Nobody is gonna like this, but Biden’s administration was a Buchanan-level failure
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Nobody is gonna like this, but Biden’s administration was a Buchanan-level failure
first batch of astrophotography photos from my new telescope
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
first batch of astrophotography photos from my new telescope
i think border law should be abolished too. hope this helps!
Continue to think that saying “abolish ICE” without explaining how you’ll enforce the law is a trap, but boosting this
"YouGov has ICE at 39% favorable, 52% unfavorable...But this top line really understates the intensity of public backlash to ICE and its tactics. In February 2025, just 19% of Americans held a strongly unfavorable view of ICE. Today, 40% do."
open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
i think border law should be abolished too. hope this helps!
corollary to this: if a restaurant's website is just one static page with a menu and their hours, you know you're gonna have a great meal
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
corollary to this: if a restaurant's website is just one static page with a menu and their hours, you know you're gonna have a great meal
american cultural revolution is essential
reconstruction didn’t go far enough, nuremberg didn’t go far enough, maybe third time’s the charm
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
american cultural revolution is essential
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IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE:
-Stars are the headlights of angels
-Driving from heaven to save us, to save us
-Look in the sky
-They're driving from heaven into our eyes
-Stars are the headlights of angels
-Driving from heaven to save us, to save us
-Look in the sky
-They're driving from heaven into our eyes
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE:
-Stars are the headlights of angels
-Driving from heaven to save us, to save us
-Look in the sky
-They're driving from heaven into our eyes
-Stars are the headlights of angels
-Driving from heaven to save us, to save us
-Look in the sky
-They're driving from heaven into our eyes
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hello. i have posted a collection of other people's Game of the Year lists on my "blog," with contributions by @vogontheater.bsky.social, @dkmode.bsky.social, @psionicwarrior.bsky.social, and several others. please consider reading it.
lotuseater.net/posts/lotusg...
lotuseater.net/posts/lotusg...
GUESTS OF LOTUS EATER 2025 – lotus eater
Do you still trust your friends?
lotuseater.net
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
hello. i have posted a collection of other people's Game of the Year lists on my "blog," with contributions by @vogontheater.bsky.social, @dkmode.bsky.social, @psionicwarrior.bsky.social, and several others. please consider reading it.
lotuseater.net/posts/lotusg...
lotuseater.net/posts/lotusg...
they should include death row inmates in the make a wish program
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
they should include death row inmates in the make a wish program
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(35th time doing it)
listen pal, you do that 15 more times and we're gonna have a problem
listen pal, you do that 15 more times and we're gonna have a problem
December 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
(35th time doing it)
listen pal, you do that 15 more times and we're gonna have a problem
listen pal, you do that 15 more times and we're gonna have a problem
you should be able to take two normal sized tortillas and put them in a crafting table to make a single big tortilla
Restaurants make your burrito out of a tortilla that’s 3 feet big. You cannot buy that in stores
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
you should be able to take two normal sized tortillas and put them in a crafting table to make a single big tortilla
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every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
my lord sandwich
My Lord Sandwich and I walked together a good while in the Matted Gallery, he acquainting me with his late enquiries into the Wardrobe business to his content; and tells me how things stand.
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my lord sandwich
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Inshallah the Texan permian basin will be emptied of all economic activity, the ford super duties will be repoed, and the society of hitlerite car dealerships will be brought to heel
GOLDMAN’s forecast for 2026 average oil price: $52.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Inshallah the Texan permian basin will be emptied of all economic activity, the ford super duties will be repoed, and the society of hitlerite car dealerships will be brought to heel
looking wistfully through this thread at all the lovely regional ginger ales I'll never get to try
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
looking wistfully through this thread at all the lovely regional ginger ales I'll never get to try
once again we see the terrible consequences of Final Fantasy
Accepting the 'Game of the Year' award for Clair Obscur Expedition 33, director Guillaume Broche thanks Final Fantasy series creator Hironobu Sakaguchi who "made me fall in love with games and inspired me to become a game dev."
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
once again we see the terrible consequences of Final Fantasy