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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 44m

My headcanon is still gonna be that it's a person who goes around putting up walls in random locations...

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Alex Mack 10 🇯🇲 @chillarybanks.com · 4h

Happy Indigenous People’s Day.

A beautiful Indigenous woman holding her middle finger up with a caption that says, “Fuck Christopher Columbus.”

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 13h

A few more pounds and he'd be John Goodman's character from 'The Big Lebowski' 🤣

John Goodman's character from 'The Big Lebowski', but, ya know, heavier.

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 14h

a group of crusaders are standing next to each other in front of a banner .

Alt: "GOD WILLS IT!!!" scene from 'Kingdom of Heaven'

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 15h

We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

Manco (Clint Eastwood) and Col. Mortimer (Lee Van Cleef) from 'For A Few Dollars More'

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 1d

one more reason for me to hate idaho

Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 1d

bagels are just a cream cheese delivery system for cowards too scared to just open up the package and bite it off like a candy bar

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. Never try to debate their talking points, you'll never win them over and you'll look like you have weak answers. Refuse to take the bait, and just repeat the question "Why do you enjoy thinking about children's genitals so much?"

jj skolnik @modernistwitch.myatproto.social · 2d

the correct response to scaremongering about trans kids in sports is:
1) kids should be able to play sports with their friends
2) you want the government inspecting yr kid’s genitals? asking for chromosome and hormone tests? seems messed up!
3) sports governing bodies also already figured this out

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

Unsolicited lick pic

The owl licking a Tootsie Roll Pop from the famous commercial.

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

omg, I'm cackling at this, these guys are such fucking dipshits! how has this level of dipshittery survived this long without collapsing into a black hole?

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 6d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

There's the twist in the second act I was waiting for!

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

bender from futurama talks to a woman in a white tank top

Alt: Bender from Futurama laughs at Leela, then realizes she's serious, and laughs even harder.

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

Soulless ghouls, the lot of them.

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

Cool... cool... cool cool cool... HOW ABOUT YOU SIGN THOSE TRANS RIGHTS BILLS ON YOUR DESK, YOU SOULLESS FUCKING GHOUL!!!

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 3d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

F*** any current Dem, Ms. Rachel for President!

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

Seems to me like "Nun Yu Biznus" needs to engage in some prayerful reflection on their name 🤣

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshot of Bender from Futurama after having been tossed out of the Moon theme park. Text reads "Fine! I'll make my own peace prize! With blackjack! And hookers!"

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

Where the fuck are THESE Democrats?!? I wanna vote for whoever the fuck this guy is talking about!!!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 2d

When attempted transphobia is actually somewhat affirming:

a man in a brown jacket says he 's outta line but he 's right ..

Alt: "He's outta line, but he's right."

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, that right there is the best joke I've seen all week. 100/100, no notes.

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 3d

I *wish* it was AN inner monologue, I've a whole goddamn Greek chorus, the robots from MST3K, and those two cranky Muppets all providing non-stop commentary up there!

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FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 3d

My "Fuck Off With Your AI Bullshit" t-shirt is generating a lot of AI bros telling me to 'just lie back and enjoy it' that are already answered by my "Fuck Off With Your AI Bullshit" t-shirt

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Eowyn 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @punchupnotdown.bsky.social · 5d

That is the most Medicine™ that I have *ever* seen medicine look like!

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