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Toben
@pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social
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Personal account of me, a heavy sigher. Opinions posted here do not reflect those of my employer or my dog.
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Not that I needed additional reasons to spend more time offline, but seeing TikToks last week going down the rabbit hole about lightning bolts on Taylor Swift merch to this week seeing the mental gymnastics over a Nazi tattoo on a senate candidate really sealed it for me.
And he shared it himself to "get ahead of it."
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what a run it was for Warner Bros. Discovery. I'll always remember how the entire thing sucked in every way and made every aspect of it all a little or a lot worse, but the good news is I can only assume the next merger involving one or both Iconic Brands will go extremely well for me, the consumer
Went straight from Hades 2 to Absolum and I guess I'll see y'all in the new year.
Absolum | Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Dotemu
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Great moments in redaction history.
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every day is vacillating between everything matters too much and lol nothing matters
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moe throwing barney out of the bar where moe is american society and barney is lead poisoning
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
Tiny cabin we've been working on for two years (😬) finally feels like a real place.
I got credits on Hades 2 a few days ago. My sleep habits have returned to normal and I'm now enjoying what the game has to offer post credits at a leisurely pace.
I'm pretty sure I like it better than Hades, but they're both extremely my jam.
This one does have more witches, though.
Completed a run going up in Hades 2...
I prefer to call it Pizza: The Next Generation
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Every time I see those dumb crossover magic cards the phrase “bring back bullying” starts running on a loop in my head.
It took me way too long to catch on to Phil Hendrie's whole shtick.
If you are willing to admit you got tricked into voting for a fraudulent politician I would be willing to admit that when I used to call the Bubba the Love Sponge show on Sirius I thought “Ned”, the foul mouthed elderly character, was real. The whole time.
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I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.
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Gonna open an art gallery but it’s just all of the old fake movie posters from Chuck E. Cheese.
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We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple
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Stop posting about your interests! What do you think this is? Some sort of niche microblog?