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Puzmi
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eliya, of eliya fame

Chicago, IL
Spotify rapped
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Daily reminder that had we rioted the moment Apple took the 3.5m Headphone portal out of their shit, we wouldn’t have one motherfucker owning every film company in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
King Jizzard and the Lynard Skynard
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
guy who is jacob elordi has he been in anything i watched am i just old
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I don't smoke
I don't drink
I don't fuck
At least I can fucking think
I can't keep up!
Can't keep up!
Can't keep up!
Out of step, with the world!
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Wait so one of those girl scout cookies is named after a language they speak in the Philippines??
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Al dente's inferno
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Have a Maria 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
BREAKING NEWS: The Pillsbury Doughboy admits to having sexual relations with a fresh muffin.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
She kom on my buch until I Ahhhh
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Tony Hawk Tuah
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Crocodile Dandy
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Here for a goof time not a long time
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Catch-22. It was anti-war and the protagonist was a lovable coward. I read it around the time I was supposed to be conscripted, and while it wasn't why I dodged the draft, it was an influence for sure.

Sadly when I re-read it a few years ago it didn't hit as hard as it did for me then.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
They should let me name all the cats and dogs in animal shelters
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sir Psycho Sexy Sadie
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I've given it some thought and I think all men are on the spectrum
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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*d boon voice*

THIS AIN’T NO DICK PIC
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
She pump on my kin until I patch
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The otter woman
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM