rows™
@ratsbastard.bsky.social
110 followers 130 following 1.2K posts
not recommended for most humans
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
ratsbastard.bsky.social
i’m the rats bastard
Reposted by rows™
ratsbastard.bsky.social
okay i'm normal again now
ratsbastard.bsky.social
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeag
ratsbastard.bsky.social
nothing like a good feeling
ratsbastard.bsky.social
rewatching nirvana the band the show again because this is literally the only thing i can stomach both when i'm fine or impossibly sad
ratsbastard.bsky.social
rewatching nirvana the band the show again because this is literally the only thing i can stomach both when i'm fine or impossibly sad
Reposted by rows™
headfallsoff.com
this steam next fest to keep things exciting consider taking a drink every time a game asks you to pick one temporary upgrade from a selection of three temporary upgrades
ratsbastard.bsky.social
a strong reminder that bodacious cowboys such as your friend will NEVER be welcome here
Reposted by rows™
katie.bzky.team
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
Reposted by rows™
am-i-pragnent.bsky.social
[Q]
If all the money in all the world?
were shared out equally to every human being {an equitable society} how much do you think each person would get.

[A]
I reckon we'd all get a couple of thousand at least, probably about 5000

[2006]
ratsbastard.bsky.social
i’ve been underemployed since july and it really feels like i’m about to slide off a cliff if i don’t find work
ratsbastard.bsky.social
i really need the universe to throw me a bone man
Reposted by rows™
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
Reposted by rows™
am-i-pragnent.bsky.social
[Q]
How long can a fish hold its breath?
My mammy said 2 minutes.

[A]
FOREVER!
They can drown if oxygen is not in their water though.

[2010]
Reposted by rows™
crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
this article’s decisions on where to place smiling photos of charlie sheen is hysterical to me
Reposted by rows™
am-i-pragnent.bsky.social
[Q]
Do You Like Flavored Water?

[A]
No. It tastes watered down to me.

[2008]
Reposted by rows™
deus-ex-txt.bsky.social
Got something -- I'm doing a scan.