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i’m the rats bastard
who could it be now
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
two years of having these things. feels awesome dude
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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what the fuck is any of this man, posting?? are you fuckin kidding me
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Yeah they trained their dog only using terms from psychoanalysis. If you say “jouissance” he rolls over, if you say “pure signifier” he sits, and if you say “sexuation” he runs off to fuck the couch
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
please direct all complaints to the complaint box conveniently located at the end of the booby trap filled hallway
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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anyway that article making the rounds about raccoon autodomestication apparently relies on belyayev's controversial work on the melanin/cortisol metabolic pathway as a unifying etiology for the domestication syndrome in mammals so it's unlikely to be scientifically important. image unrelated
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
trying not to worry about my teeth but i am in fact quite worried about my teeth
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
looking at pictures of my own body and going “dang she’s cute who is she”
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
how does anybody make friends anymore
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Help!
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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[Q]
When did you last feel...
...totally at peace?

[A]
It's been a while.

[2008]
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
my son is currently celebrating flat fuck friday by taking up a solid foot and a half of my bed
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
oh SHIT i completely forgot that yesterday was the two year anniversary of my tits. what a cool occasion
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Help!
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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sorry I've been weird. I hadnt listened to Jeff Rosenstock in a while
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i am a perfect angel who will never die tbh
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
call me ALF the way she gordon my shumway
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
oky after ten minutes of ALF i’ve had enough ALF
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i’m watching ALF now what has become of me
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
honey, can you put on the ALF channel?
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM