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Captain Haddock
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The tweeter formerly known as @jxb101 at the previous place

Brexit is shite


🇨🇦🇬🇧🇿🇦🇨🇿☸️🔸
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There is nobody who celebrates the division in the USA more than Russia and the mullahs in Iran. Their bot networks will fan the flames coming from both sides in order to make it burn higher and hotter.
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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Yes the US has reached the ”nothing is true and everything is possible” stage. Refer to Russia for further information how it continues from there
Ultimately you're not supposed to believe it. It not mattering is the point. The bolder the lie, the greater the impunity. The ultimate victory for evil is not convincing you, it's the truth being irrelevant.
We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun
January 24, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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No comment
January 25, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Reform UK:

Demonises migrants seeking work as an “invasion”.

Celebrates threat of an actual military invasion of a NATO ally.
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Lies, lies, and damn lies.
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Post war western Europe is simply the best society that this species has ever managed to create. Never forget it. Defend it for all we're worth.
January 25, 2026 at 10:58 AM
When our whole society has become a near 24/7 consumer of online media, it’s kinda important how that media is regulated and owned. Our problem is ownership and regulation has been almost entirely captured by a v small number of over mighty billionaires. And Labour is doing nothing at all about it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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The same people who said that the mass murder of children in schools was a sad but necessary price to enable citizens to bear arms and oppose tyranny are now saying that if you carry a gun it’s your fault if you’re murdered.
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 AM
The Board of Peace is a giant cash laundry
Just released my free weekend update. This week answered an important riddle. How was the US to be paid from seized Russian assets? why the new "Board of Peace" is the perfect vehicle. Completely unaccountable and unsanctionable, it is a corrupt ruler’s dream. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
Weekend Update #169: A Corruption Riddle Solved
Zelensky's Speech In Davos; Ukrainian Plans To Waste The Russian Military
open.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Remember the TV series Bodies? Here’s a real life Mr Hurley
🚨 Exclusive: A dangerous surgeon at @GreatOrmondSt harmed more than a quarter of the children he operated on, a new report is expected to say this week.

Now the trust chief tells @thetimes he is "deeply sorry" but there is no evidence of cover-up... www.thetimes.com/article/352e...
‘I’m sorry’: hospital boss wishes he’d stopped rogue surgeon sooner
Matthew Shaw, who is leaving Great Ormond Street Hospital, apologised to families as a report will show Yaser Jabbar harmed 27 per cent of children he operated on
www.thetimes.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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BREAKING: Judge Tostrud -- a Trump appointee — has quickly granted a restraining order, barring the administration from "destroying or altering evidence" taken from today's shooting. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Because law enforcement is not their aim or purpose
JUST IN: In a new lawsuit, Minnesota officials say DHS mishandled evidence from today's crime scene and made "astonishing" law enforcement decisions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Personally think it would be a good for Met’s national policing responsibilities plus the 3 special police forces (transport, nuclear and MOD) to be transferred into a sort of UK equivalent of Royal Canadian Mounted Police or Australian Federal Police.

We don’t need US analogies for everything.
A new national police service - dubbed ‘Britain’s FBI’ - is to be set up to tackle terrorism, fraud and gang crime, as part of a major shake-up.

www.lbc.co.uk/article/brit...
'British FBI' to tackle terrorism, fraud and gang crime in huge police shake up | LBC
The new service has been dubbed
www.lbc.co.uk
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.

Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Western hemisphere is of course under close to zero threat
The Trump administration warned European allies that the U.S. would pull back its forces from parts of the globe to prioritize its own interests and defense of the Western Hemisphere, signaling that they can no longer depend on the U.S. to deter Russia.
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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The Trump administration warned European allies that the U.S. would pull back its forces from parts of the globe to prioritize its own interests and defense of the Western Hemisphere, signaling that they can no longer depend on the U.S. to deter Russia.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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OMG! 😡

🇺🇸 Chris Murphy: Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.

Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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This.
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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The BBC News summary of Minnesota is *worse* than both-siding.

It says there are 'conflicting accounts'.

But only states *one* of them - that ICE agents fired 'defensive shots'.

Nothing about the *other* account - that ICE agents murdered him.
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Has Ezra Klein written an article yet about how ICE is practicing law enforcement (lol) the right way?
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Treat the US government and ICE claims like you'd treat a Russian government claim after they've shot down an airliner or bombed a hospital. America 2026.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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that Farage and Badenoch want ICE-style action in the UK should be enough to end them
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM