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MJ Mackenzie
@redheadmuppet.bsky.social
Outdoorsy PNW Canadian. Artist type. Possible pixie. Self portrait enthusiast. Plant mom. Kind of a weirdo. Love a good ghost story. History junkie. Silliest of gooses.

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Hello, new people!

Hi, I’m MJ. I’m one of those artist types. I make things with my hands, draw silly pictures, write sexy stories, write spooky stories, and I also take self portraits a lot.

Posts to expect: vinyls, muppets, cute animals, pretty portraits, more muppets, and bad jokes.
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Just a general reminder that some people help their communities but don't post it on the internet for a myriad of reasons so, don't assume they don't care.

A lot of people are doing what they can right now.
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Free today. We're all getting secondary trauma right now.

Here are some tools from journalists and therapists that will help: www.patreon.com/posts/digita...
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Gentle reminder that EVERYONE shot by ICE or the police is innocent. Every single one. Cops aren't Judge Dredd. A person is innocent until proven guilty IN A COURT, so until a person is found guilty by a judge or jury, they're innocent. They're ALL innocent.
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I love when people compliment my hair in real life. It makes me bouncy for days, cause honestly, the world could collapse any minute, but I’m gonna look cute everyday, and that’s all I can do.
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
It goes Greenland and then Canada and I’m genuinely curious at which point the world is actually going to put its fucking foot down.
BARTIROMO: Why is Trump so intent on Greenland?

RICK SCOTT: Because here's a president who cares about this country. He is focused on Americans. He is focused on the safety of Americans. His belief is this is gonna help the safety of Americans.
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Choose my adventure!

I’m currently sitting on the train. A man standing beside me refuses to hold on because he’s too busy texting, instead he keeps leaning his crotch into my shoulder. Do I:

A) push him
B) smack his phone out of his hands
C) ask him politely to stop
D) punch him in the dick

??
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Monday Returns
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...

Just me out here being a lil goober
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Phone cameras are absolutely insane these days
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Suuuuuper weird question, but I got a pair of noise cancelling headphones for Xmas and every time I listen to something with the noise cancelling engaged, I get nauseous and sick. Is that a thing? Or is this just a weird MJ thing?
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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these bullfinches keep showing up in my garden and they’re the most adorable thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life
January 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So excited to kiss this year goodbye
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Hey, asshole. Frank Sinatra was the only child of Italian immigrants Natalina "Dolly" Garavanta and Antonino Martino "Marty" Sinatra.

Dean Martin was born Dino Paul Crocetti, the son of immigrants Gaetano Alfonso Crocetti and Angela Crocetti.

Learn some fucking history.
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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My retro holiday record player wall is done. I think Elvis needs a Santa hat.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I see the old magic still works
An hour with their new tamagotchi and my kid had sworn off ever being a parent
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Get in loser, we're going west to diminish
July 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Timeline cleanse
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM