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Tomodachi Brisket

@relaxducat.bsky.social

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somewhat cooler than before. they. fighting games, horror, breakfast. rarely at www.twitch.tv/pharohdactyl

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Raine @r-a-ine.bsky.social · 1d

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Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 2d

alltrades abbey says trans rights

screen shot of dragon quest 3, inside a church. An old man is saying, "I'm going to become a beautiful fresh-faced young damsel! Tee hee hee!"

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Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 2d

I think I deserve between 1/2 and 2/3rds of the credit, personally

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

This was an incredible videogame boss because no matter how fast you think Giant Evil Baby moves, it moves faster

Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 3d

life in the united states in 2025

zombies ate my neighbors super nintendo / genesis game showing giant 2-3 story tall baby in diaper with bottle of milk, flattened player with red blue 3d glasses on grass near soldier wigging out so much his helment is flying out as his eyes bulge. nearby are flowers in a planter outside a house and a children's sandbox.

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John A Dracula Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · Jul 30

the ultimate weapon

4 panel comic

P1: YOU ARE doom guy.

You stand in a corridor, all cold steel. Through windows, an obsidian landscape contrasts against a blood red sky.

Ahead of you stands one of those fuckin imps. You have no guns, but this does not matter: you are Doom Guy.

You reach out a grasping hand, ready to do what must be done.

P2: You move rapidly toward the imp, now your other hand reaches into view.

P3: YOU ARE DOOM GUY. You grasp the imp on either side of their head, their realization that the very depths of hell are as nothing compared to you is palpable on their face.

P4: haha doom guy hugs impy-poo doom guy love imp haha

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

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Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 3d

we had homework??? 😬

Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 3d

u study for the exam tomorrow though?

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Celia 🔜 Climax of Night @celialicious.bsky.social · 4d

So, the new patch of DBFZ seems good.

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Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 5d

there are no boring systems, only boring DMs

It's Ori 🔜 Midwest Mixfest @ori.tgirl.zone · 5d

I still think the best system for a tabletop is whatever system brings players to the table.

But if you pushed me I'd vomit a rant about how I think 5e is extremely boring.

That's not me saying it's bad. I just think it's bland for what I want to do.

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Thalia 🐺🏳️‍⚧️ @sapphicwolf.seeks.quest · 6d

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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 9d

When will graphics get better than this

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Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 7d

I'm with you on 85, I can't remember anything about it, which says enough

Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 7d

thanks for this post bc I didn't even know there was a new VHS out. what was your take on beyond? I thought that, aside from the dog one, the shorts were all pretty fun though none were particularly outstanding.

Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 9d

much respect to the devs of sonic crossworlds, who understood that they had to have a blue shell, but made the choice to make it a fuckin freak

it's a ghost with multicolor sunglasses and a slightly open mouth, showing a disc-shaped multicolor tongue and a bottom row of weirdly spaced teeth of seemingly random length. his three-fingered hands are making what could be considered a scary ghost gesture, if said ghost was hung over. he has a pinkish sheen on his bottom half, as if he tried to drink some pepto bismol and it pooled in his nethers.

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 11d

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Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 11d

rest in power Man Opener. you died doing what you loved: getting boogerblasted by a hog while several stories below ground

Your companion, Man Opener, died. She was killed by a bloody slugsnout. The last two words are red to indicate that the slugsnout is literally bloody, not that it upset a British person

Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 11d

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It's Ori 🔜 Midwest Mixfest @ori.tgirl.zone · Sep 5

WHY CAN'T A GIRL JUST MAKE A SANDWICH AND EAT IT WITHOUT SOMEBODY SAYING SHE LOOKS LIKE PETER B PARKER ENJOYING THE HAMBURGER

Tomodachi Brisket @relaxducat.bsky.social · 11d

you play TTRPGS to whomp your DM, which is the closet you're likely to come to living as a hubristic character from Greek myth, defeating god. sure my liver might get eaten every day, but pal, we dumped your final boss vampire into a kiddie pool of holy water in session one