Rey! 🏳️⚧️
@reykitty.me
Boston-area catfox (they/she), mid-40s
Flags: transgender, nonbinary, genderqueer, polyamorous, furry, kinky, aro, ace-spectrum
Flags: transgender, nonbinary, genderqueer, polyamorous, furry, kinky, aro, ace-spectrum
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Rey! 🏳️⚧️
@reykitty.me
· Aug 12
as a reminder: I know absolutely no trans people, bipoc folks, drug users, homeless folks, disabled folks, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, queers, polyamorous folks, immigrants, kinksters, welfare recipients, youths who can do wheelies, or people with outdoor cats
pretty sure you don't either
pretty sure you don't either
use a bastet for easy shopping
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
use a bastet for easy shopping
when using the Google calendar app thing on my phone, there's a Location field that will autocomplete addresses based on venue name
yes if you start entering a name for a place, it'll offer to complete that too, unless it's a:
- sex store
- porn store
- queer bar
interesting, that
yes if you start entering a name for a place, it'll offer to complete that too, unless it's a:
- sex store
- porn store
- queer bar
interesting, that
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
when using the Google calendar app thing on my phone, there's a Location field that will autocomplete addresses based on venue name
yes if you start entering a name for a place, it'll offer to complete that too, unless it's a:
- sex store
- porn store
- queer bar
interesting, that
yes if you start entering a name for a place, it'll offer to complete that too, unless it's a:
- sex store
- porn store
- queer bar
interesting, that
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how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost
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this would fix me
Heavy Duty Bin-Box Cabinet
with 227 Bins, 60" Wide x 84" High x 24" Deep Overall Size
$2,817.11 each
5819T59
Bins on bins on bins!
with 227 Bins, 60" Wide x 84" High x 24" Deep Overall Size
$2,817.11 each
5819T59
Bins on bins on bins!
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
this would fix me
"Containing only trace amounts of chlorides and other halogens, these markers safely write on materials that are prone to stress cracking, such as stainless steel and titanium."
wow, makes sense but I had no idea you couldn't just Sharpie with impunity
wow, makes sense but I had no idea you couldn't just Sharpie with impunity
High-Purity Ink Marker
with Bold Tip
$9.16 Each
4369N11
"They meet standards for quality at aerospace manufacturers such as GE and Rolls-Royce, and are also used in the electronics and nuclear energy industries." Submitted by MattLitke on Twitter.
with Bold Tip
$9.16 Each
4369N11
"They meet standards for quality at aerospace manufacturers such as GE and Rolls-Royce, and are also used in the electronics and nuclear energy industries." Submitted by MattLitke on Twitter.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Containing only trace amounts of chlorides and other halogens, these markers safely write on materials that are prone to stress cracking, such as stainless steel and titanium."
wow, makes sense but I had no idea you couldn't just Sharpie with impunity
wow, makes sense but I had no idea you couldn't just Sharpie with impunity
I'm like the Raising Cane's of non-binary trans women
The meat is bigger than you'd expect, the sauce is really good, and you should sub an extra toast instead of accepting my slaw
The meat is bigger than you'd expect, the sauce is really good, and you should sub an extra toast instead of accepting my slaw
I’m like the Little Caesars of women
Hot-N-Ready and available for immediate pickup
And ultimately bland and disappointing 😆
Hot-N-Ready and available for immediate pickup
And ultimately bland and disappointing 😆
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm like the Raising Cane's of non-binary trans women
The meat is bigger than you'd expect, the sauce is really good, and you should sub an extra toast instead of accepting my slaw
The meat is bigger than you'd expect, the sauce is really good, and you should sub an extra toast instead of accepting my slaw
MassDOT willing, my broken thumb will be vindicated!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
MassDOT willing, my broken thumb will be vindicated!!
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Everything reminds me of him
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Everything reminds me of him
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. 🥰😻☺️
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. 🥰😻☺️
to be clear: I'm not calling it Satan's Solvent out of some puritanical anti-alcohol stance. no, it's because polar solvents are associated with hell and non-polar solvents with heaven (e.g. God's Solvent, benzene).
Water is the Universal Solvent
Water is the Universal Solvent
most places in North America: "alcohol may be served until 2am" (or whatever)
Boston: "it's a license-specific time! maybe it's 1am, maybe it's 2am, maybe it's midnight if you piss us off or serve a demographic we don't like"
(I don't personally imbibe Satan's Solvent; I may be wrong about 2am)
Boston: "it's a license-specific time! maybe it's 1am, maybe it's 2am, maybe it's midnight if you piss us off or serve a demographic we don't like"
(I don't personally imbibe Satan's Solvent; I may be wrong about 2am)
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
to be clear: I'm not calling it Satan's Solvent out of some puritanical anti-alcohol stance. no, it's because polar solvents are associated with hell and non-polar solvents with heaven (e.g. God's Solvent, benzene).
Water is the Universal Solvent
Water is the Universal Solvent
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The man without a neighborhood
www.universalhub.com/2025/man-wit...
#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
www.universalhub.com/2025/man-wit...
#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The man without a neighborhood
www.universalhub.com/2025/man-wit...
#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
www.universalhub.com/2025/man-wit...
#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
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most places in North America: "alcohol may be served until 2am" (or whatever)
Boston: "it's a license-specific time! maybe it's 1am, maybe it's 2am, maybe it's midnight if you piss us off or serve a demographic we don't like"
(I don't personally imbibe Satan's Solvent; I may be wrong about 2am)
Boston: "it's a license-specific time! maybe it's 1am, maybe it's 2am, maybe it's midnight if you piss us off or serve a demographic we don't like"
(I don't personally imbibe Satan's Solvent; I may be wrong about 2am)
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
most places in North America: "alcohol may be served until 2am" (or whatever)
Boston: "it's a license-specific time! maybe it's 1am, maybe it's 2am, maybe it's midnight if you piss us off or serve a demographic we don't like"
(I don't personally imbibe Satan's Solvent; I may be wrong about 2am)
Boston: "it's a license-specific time! maybe it's 1am, maybe it's 2am, maybe it's midnight if you piss us off or serve a demographic we don't like"
(I don't personally imbibe Satan's Solvent; I may be wrong about 2am)
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this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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today i am bringing back a shitpost i made five years ago
![big text on a gaudy blue gradient reads “friends… it’s the day after thanksgiving which means I’m going to [Tesco Extra logo] to check the US import section for reduced thanks. wish me luck, I’ll need it.”
the last sentence is formatted as if it were the text on a Tesco clearance sticker](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ui32p2gifahikr6lhdzpbxc3/bafkreihaqldzhsbmklpx4zua7ry7rqgopembbf35h6dcs4la7dwktrfrzi@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
today i am bringing back a shitpost i made five years ago
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People need to keep pushing until payment processors fuck off on the puritanical BS. It is sickening how they would rather lose a huge chunk of their userbase over something harmless. These people depend on Paypal for their careers, Paypal is actively fucking over everyone for, literally, no reason.
I'm devastated, if I don't find an alternative that works with argentinians I'm contemplating the worst, I can't do regular jobs, art was my job for around 15 years
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
People need to keep pushing until payment processors fuck off on the puritanical BS. It is sickening how they would rather lose a huge chunk of their userbase over something harmless. These people depend on Paypal for their careers, Paypal is actively fucking over everyone for, literally, no reason.
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pulling 20 amps through these guys
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
pulling 20 amps through these guys
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Sounds like Minerva, Somerville's new Bike Path Mayor
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sounds like Minerva, Somerville's new Bike Path Mayor