Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
It's just going to prescribe ketamine for everything.
February 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
It's just going to prescribe ketamine for everything.
not even close, bro
February 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
not even close, bro
Yoda is uncut, if you were wondering.
February 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Yoda is uncut, if you were wondering.
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My mother immigrated here from Ireland in the 50s (pre-1965 reforms, when the system was heavily rigged toward the Irish). I asked her once what it took to get a green card, and she said “I just went to the consulate.” That’s really how easy it should be.
The more of these fascist atrocities I see, the more I become an immigration maximalist. Let everyone in, give everyone work permits/green cards. Make it possible to get citizenship within a few months. Make it as easy as getting a driver's license.
February 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
My mother immigrated here from Ireland in the 50s (pre-1965 reforms, when the system was heavily rigged toward the Irish). I asked her once what it took to get a green card, and she said “I just went to the consulate.” That’s really how easy it should be.
Who gives a fuck?
Logan Paul sells rare Pokémon card for record price to Anthony Scaramucci's son
Logan Paul sells rare Pokémon card for record price to Anthony Scaramucci's son
YouTuber Logan Paul's rare Pikachu Illustrator Pokémon card sold for $16.5 million, setting a new record for the auction price of a trading card.
www.latimes.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Who gives a fuck?
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A two-year-old's solution to the trolley problem
YouTube video by E.J. Masicampo
www.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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RIP to Jesse Jackson, who in this debate w/David Duke in 1977 delivered (until the host cut him off) a message of unity and against "national isolationism" that's important to hear today. He also ended the show w/one of the sickest burns ever directed at Duke: "You're not even a legitimate Klansman"
February 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
RIP to Jesse Jackson, who in this debate w/David Duke in 1977 delivered (until the host cut him off) a message of unity and against "national isolationism" that's important to hear today. He also ended the show w/one of the sickest burns ever directed at Duke: "You're not even a legitimate Klansman"
@orbgazer.bsky.social got me thinking about squarepusher and man that cat can play
Squarepusher - Tetra-Sync (Live in Tokyo, 2004)
YouTube video by Squarepusher
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
@orbgazer.bsky.social got me thinking about squarepusher and man that cat can play
This is one of those things that if my student wrote it, I have to say something like "I'm not here to teach ethics, but there's an obvious point here that you seem to be deliberately missing."
Obama: "Ethically speaking, it's an atrocity in a country this wealthy we have people just on the streets, & we should insist on policies that recognize their full humanity. But we should also recognize the average person doesn't want to have to navigate around a tent city in the middle of downtown"
February 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This is one of those things that if my student wrote it, I have to say something like "I'm not here to teach ethics, but there's an obvious point here that you seem to be deliberately missing."
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hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
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Newsom? Yeah I Newsom dumb bitches and they all wanted to vote for this loser
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Newsom? Yeah I Newsom dumb bitches and they all wanted to vote for this loser
Every time my administration tries to push AI on me, I remind them that they hired me specifically because I am able to do that shit already. Oh you want to give me an assistant that I have to argue, massage, and otherwise monitor to perform up to the expectation I already hold myself to? No thanks.
A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories.
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Every time my administration tries to push AI on me, I remind them that they hired me specifically because I am able to do that shit already. Oh you want to give me an assistant that I have to argue, massage, and otherwise monitor to perform up to the expectation I already hold myself to? No thanks.
This shit is a war crime.
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This shit is a war crime.
Colleague of mine brought me a survey she was hoping I'd fill out as a part of her PhD dissertation, but she told me she's getting it from Liberty, so I'm vacillating between filling it out full of shit and not filling it out at all.
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Colleague of mine brought me a survey she was hoping I'd fill out as a part of her PhD dissertation, but she told me she's getting it from Liberty, so I'm vacillating between filling it out full of shit and not filling it out at all.
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the search for transcendence is the gift of consciousness and easing of suffering is the duty of all conscious beings, sorry if this offends
February 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
the search for transcendence is the gift of consciousness and easing of suffering is the duty of all conscious beings, sorry if this offends
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I don't even walk through my kitchen barefoot.
It was less than two hours ago that Damian Hall started loop 3 barefoot to prevent his shoes from getting soaked in the stream. Max King covered his feet in plastic bags. Barkley runners evolve. #BM100
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I don't even walk through my kitchen barefoot.
You see some cool shit on a bike ride.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You see some cool shit on a bike ride.
We used to know what to do with fascists.
February 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
We used to know what to do with fascists.
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The new Gadsden Flag is lit:
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The new Gadsden Flag is lit:
Didn't want to know fuck you for telling me
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Didn't want to know fuck you for telling me
Got me with the old "screw in the tire" trick.
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Got me with the old "screw in the tire" trick.
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