Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
I would like to believe that 5 years of Tubs speaking aloud in public would be enough to do him in, but what do I know.
People love total fucking idiots apparently.
People love total fucking idiots apparently.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I would like to believe that 5 years of Tubs speaking aloud in public would be enough to do him in, but what do I know.
People love total fucking idiots apparently.
People love total fucking idiots apparently.
doing some research
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
doing some research
Today I'm going to drink a fuckload of coffee and smoke a fuckload of weed and get a fuckload of work done.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Today I'm going to drink a fuckload of coffee and smoke a fuckload of weed and get a fuckload of work done.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Would it be over the top to get our names on them, too?
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Would it be over the top to get our names on them, too?
Your boy just got tapped to write and run an "effective writing" seminar for the local police department. Gonna be me and a classroom of 50 cops. 😭
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Your boy just got tapped to write and run an "effective writing" seminar for the local police department. Gonna be me and a classroom of 50 cops. 😭
They make everything cheaper and get mad when everyone acts cheaply.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
They make everything cheaper and get mad when everyone acts cheaply.
I'll admit to not being a quick on my feet kind of guy, but I also have some dignity about it.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'll admit to not being a quick on my feet kind of guy, but I also have some dignity about it.
Would it be over the top to get our names on them, too?
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Would it be over the top to get our names on them, too?
Honestly, all technological leaps should be as practical and profound as weed eaters ditching the two cycle engine.
Massive improvement in the overall experience.
Massive improvement in the overall experience.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Honestly, all technological leaps should be as practical and profound as weed eaters ditching the two cycle engine.
Massive improvement in the overall experience.
Massive improvement in the overall experience.
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I hope all the libs who say "just move out of your red state if you hate living under tyranny" realize that you sound as idiotic as Bessent here
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I hope all the libs who say "just move out of your red state if you hate living under tyranny" realize that you sound as idiotic as Bessent here
Intellectual, killer, special majestical
Ropin up the devils have em hangin from my testicles
Nowhere to run to ba-bay
There's nowhere to hide
Ropin up the devils have em hangin from my testicles
Nowhere to run to ba-bay
There's nowhere to hide
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight..
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight..
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Intellectual, killer, special majestical
Ropin up the devils have em hangin from my testicles
Nowhere to run to ba-bay
There's nowhere to hide
Ropin up the devils have em hangin from my testicles
Nowhere to run to ba-bay
There's nowhere to hide
Truthfully don't recall having an opinion on the Beatles. Still don't.
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Truthfully don't recall having an opinion on the Beatles. Still don't.
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Ride a bike with your friends.
You'll live forever.
You'll live forever.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ride a bike with your friends.
You'll live forever.
You'll live forever.
For God's sake...
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
For God's sake...
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It's Vogon poetry bad, but not tubgirl bad.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's Vogon poetry bad, but not tubgirl bad.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
Standing at the podium of your own event whining that your voice is being stifled.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Standing at the podium of your own event whining that your voice is being stifled.
Is there anything funnier than a cop shooting himself in the balls?
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Is there anything funnier than a cop shooting himself in the balls?
In 1996, David Fincher directed this insane Levi's ad soundtracked with an Adrian Belew heavy remix of NIN's Mr Self Destruct. It was Belew's first project coming off Paul Simon's Graceland.
Levi's 501 commercial (Riveted) (1996)
YouTube video by oonai5000
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In 1996, David Fincher directed this insane Levi's ad soundtracked with an Adrian Belew heavy remix of NIN's Mr Self Destruct. It was Belew's first project coming off Paul Simon's Graceland.
Woke to a craving for Cholula.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Woke to a craving for Cholula.
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Reconciliation without reparation is one of supremacy's greatest sabotages of the act of repair. Whenever abuse is exposed, it offers free exoneration to the abuser at the expense of the abused, and calls it redemption. It's the traditional and popular response to abuse in our supremacist society.
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Reconciliation without reparation is one of supremacy's greatest sabotages of the act of repair. Whenever abuse is exposed, it offers free exoneration to the abuser at the expense of the abused, and calls it redemption. It's the traditional and popular response to abuse in our supremacist society.
They don't do this shit to kids in the band.
Wild detail in this @lukewgoldstein.bsky.social story on the incursion of private equity into youth sports: one company is not allowing parents to film their kid's hockey games so they can push their own recording/streaming service instead. Happened to a US Senator www.levernews.com/wall-street-...
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
They don't do this shit to kids in the band.