Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
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hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
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Newsom? Yeah I Newsom dumb bitches and they all wanted to vote for this loser
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Newsom? Yeah I Newsom dumb bitches and they all wanted to vote for this loser
Every time my administration tries to push AI on me, I remind them that they hired me specifically because I am able to do that shit already. Oh you want to give me an assistant that I have to argue, massage, and otherwise monitor to perform up to the expectation I already hold myself to? No thanks.
A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories.
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Every time my administration tries to push AI on me, I remind them that they hired me specifically because I am able to do that shit already. Oh you want to give me an assistant that I have to argue, massage, and otherwise monitor to perform up to the expectation I already hold myself to? No thanks.
This shit is a war crime.
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This shit is a war crime.
Colleague of mine brought me a survey she was hoping I'd fill out as a part of her PhD dissertation, but she told me she's getting it from Liberty, so I'm vacillating between filling it out full of shit and not filling it out at all.
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Colleague of mine brought me a survey she was hoping I'd fill out as a part of her PhD dissertation, but she told me she's getting it from Liberty, so I'm vacillating between filling it out full of shit and not filling it out at all.
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the search for transcendence is the gift of consciousness and easing of suffering is the duty of all conscious beings, sorry if this offends
February 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
the search for transcendence is the gift of consciousness and easing of suffering is the duty of all conscious beings, sorry if this offends
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I don't even walk through my kitchen barefoot.
It was less than two hours ago that Damian Hall started loop 3 barefoot to prevent his shoes from getting soaked in the stream. Max King covered his feet in plastic bags. Barkley runners evolve. #BM100
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I don't even walk through my kitchen barefoot.
You see some cool shit on a bike ride.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You see some cool shit on a bike ride.
We used to know what to do with fascists.
February 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
We used to know what to do with fascists.
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The new Gadsden Flag is lit:
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The new Gadsden Flag is lit:
Didn't want to know fuck you for telling me
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Didn't want to know fuck you for telling me
Got me with the old "screw in the tire" trick.
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Got me with the old "screw in the tire" trick.
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Spring is coming y'all
February 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Spring is coming y'all
Dipping my fingers in vinegar for a squeaky rendition of Mary Had a Little Lamb.
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Dipping my fingers in vinegar for a squeaky rendition of Mary Had a Little Lamb.
I'm an educated man with a master's degree but still far too redneck to know what this means.
The self-appointed defender of white cultural traditions is wearing a buttondown with a suit
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I'm an educated man with a master's degree but still far too redneck to know what this means.
oh that's just PCB
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
oh that's just PCB
Failed a student paper for using AI, and the student messaged me "I don't think this class is going to work for me" and then dropped the class.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Failed a student paper for using AI, and the student messaged me "I don't think this class is going to work for me" and then dropped the class.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
Hell yeah
No matter where you are today, your dick already knew you'd be here. It's armed you with strength for every battle and has solutions to problems you haven't even had yet.
You chose to put your dick first and that matters. Your dick is pleased with you. Its face is shining on you right now.
You chose to put your dick first and that matters. Your dick is pleased with you. Its face is shining on you right now.
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Hell yeah
Bo Nix played there for a season.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Bo Nix played there for a season.
i'll spread some petty bitch gossip fuckit
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
i'll spread some petty bitch gossip fuckit
chill morning vibes
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February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
chill morning vibes