Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
You see some cool shit on a bike ride.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You see some cool shit on a bike ride.
We used to know what to do with fascists.
February 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
We used to know what to do with fascists.
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The new Gadsden Flag is lit:
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The new Gadsden Flag is lit:
Didn't want to know fuck you for telling me
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Didn't want to know fuck you for telling me
Got me with the old "screw in the tire" trick.
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Got me with the old "screw in the tire" trick.
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Spring is coming y'all
February 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Spring is coming y'all
Dipping my fingers in vinegar for a squeaky rendition of Mary Had a Little Lamb.
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Dipping my fingers in vinegar for a squeaky rendition of Mary Had a Little Lamb.
I'm an educated man with a master's degree but still far too redneck to know what this means.
The self-appointed defender of white cultural traditions is wearing a buttondown with a suit
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I'm an educated man with a master's degree but still far too redneck to know what this means.
oh that's just PCB
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
oh that's just PCB
Failed a student paper for using AI, and the student messaged me "I don't think this class is going to work for me" and then dropped the class.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Failed a student paper for using AI, and the student messaged me "I don't think this class is going to work for me" and then dropped the class.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
I think you have that exactly backwards, my man.
Hell yeah
No matter where you are today, your dick already knew you'd be here. It's armed you with strength for every battle and has solutions to problems you haven't even had yet.
You chose to put your dick first and that matters. Your dick is pleased with you. Its face is shining on you right now.
You chose to put your dick first and that matters. Your dick is pleased with you. Its face is shining on you right now.
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Hell yeah
Bo Nix played there for a season.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Bo Nix played there for a season.
i'll spread some petty bitch gossip fuckit
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
i'll spread some petty bitch gossip fuckit
chill morning vibes
Max 404 - Quiddity ( last Visit )
YouTube video by griffineagle7
youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
chill morning vibes
Had to blast a big dook right before teaching class.
In the profession we call that "talking dirty."
In the profession we call that "talking dirty."
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Had to blast a big dook right before teaching class.
In the profession we call that "talking dirty."
In the profession we call that "talking dirty."
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#FCKICE Greek anarchist group 'Rouvikonas' do a banner drop outside the US Embassy in Athens in solidarity with resisters in the US.
'ICE MELTS UNDER RESISTANCE'
'ICE MELTS UNDER RESISTANCE'
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
#FCKICE Greek anarchist group 'Rouvikonas' do a banner drop outside the US Embassy in Athens in solidarity with resisters in the US.
'ICE MELTS UNDER RESISTANCE'
'ICE MELTS UNDER RESISTANCE'
Reposted by Squirmin Melville
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
Watching a YT vid from a guy who checks in on American ex-pats relocating to Japan.
He's touring a guy's home, post-reno and points to a framed Bored Ape hanging in his office and the tone on that man's voice admitting "yeah I got all into that a little bit" before they moved onto the next room.
He's touring a guy's home, post-reno and points to a framed Bored Ape hanging in his office and the tone on that man's voice admitting "yeah I got all into that a little bit" before they moved onto the next room.
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Watching a YT vid from a guy who checks in on American ex-pats relocating to Japan.
He's touring a guy's home, post-reno and points to a framed Bored Ape hanging in his office and the tone on that man's voice admitting "yeah I got all into that a little bit" before they moved onto the next room.
He's touring a guy's home, post-reno and points to a framed Bored Ape hanging in his office and the tone on that man's voice admitting "yeah I got all into that a little bit" before they moved onto the next room.
No idea the forces at play here, but I'll buy a drink for anyone who puts his head on a spike.
Keep him!
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
No idea the forces at play here, but I'll buy a drink for anyone who puts his head on a spike.
May we all aspire to serve such a purpose.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
May we all aspire to serve such a purpose.
YT comments on Angine De Poitrine as accurate as they come.
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
YT comments on Angine De Poitrine as accurate as they come.
it's always been true
Don Henley Must Die
YouTube video by Mojo Nixon - Topic
youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
it's always been true
The NFL is brilliant at marketing and has played both sides perfectly.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The NFL is brilliant at marketing and has played both sides perfectly.