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🇬🇧 ex-trainee Funeral Director | Principal Engineer, R&D | 🇯🇵 dotcom in 🇺🇸 | KW6RMT | escaping twitter
getting the new _american_ openai realtime api voices doing regional british accents is worth a minute or two of your time. they're so bad, it is just glorious. 10x worse than hugh grant doing an american accent in whatever that forgettable film was
December 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Dell has raised the corp purchase price of $2k-$3k corp laptops TWICE in the last 2 weeks, each by $300-$400. presumably due to uncertainty re: manuf/sourcing of precious metals re: tariffs? i am no economist but its not good so far re: Jan 20
December 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
have been working on a Big Thing (at least to me, anyway) lately and my 👀 eyes have been Officially Opened at how much easier using GCP pub/sub is for passing messages at scale (> 3-5k msgs/sec) than it is for having to stand up the usual LBs/infra to handle 3-5k HTTP msgs/sec. 🤯
November 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
i had a teeny ttiny bottle/thing of talc in my work rucksack because i got a new pair of #converse and talc 💯 solves the squeaky chuck problem and i wanted to be prepared, BUT OF COURSE the talc lid opened and
November 14, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Tuesday
November 12, 2024 at 6:27 AM
would have saved myself 2 days of hair-pulling-troubleshooting-what-the-eff-is-going-on-ing had i known/read about the GCP pub/sub ordered messaging option cloud.google.com/pubsub/docs/... ARRGGHH
Order messages  |  Pub/Sub Documentation  |  Google Cloud
cloud.google.com
November 7, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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I graduated college in 2002. Every day of my life is like craving a McDonald's breakfast only to arrive at 10:32.
The levels of sigma I imagine feeling as a young professional, debuting into a post-Gulf post-Soviet pre-9/11 America. Why was I born so late as to only taste it, a helpless child teased by fate temporal. Bring back the Apaches. Bring them back so that I may know what it is to live.
October 25, 2024 at 8:43 AM
this is my dream. blutack doesn’t even seem to exist here in the USA
Nobody at work took me off the stationery ordering system when I was promoted, and because it's no longer part of my job they don't monitor my spending. Guess who's building up a lifetime supply of blutack and pens for myself and my family?
October 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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they should invent a weekend that's permanently three days
October 21, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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"we spoke with undecided voter 'don jr.' about trumps bizarre town hall"
October 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
i subscribed to Apple News+ because i *thought* it would be hassle-free. instead, i spend my time dodging ads and my god it feels like i have to adjust the font size ALL THE TIME! is it just me
October 14, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Peugeot 404 Not Found
October 12, 2024 at 10:44 PM
fascinating post
October 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Sometimes you find some art by someone where you can't help but mourn that they missed the internet by nearly three centuries.
October 12, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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So prescient
January 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
IRL photoshop
November 23, 2023 at 6:58 AM
a post-bacon bap glowing me at eponymous roadside greasy spoon stand somewhere in rural suffolk
October 28, 2023 at 2:12 PM
need some of these in los angeles
October 28, 2023 at 2:08 PM
oops i just fingered Richard Stallman
October 11, 2023 at 5:01 PM
have spent the last few days trying different methods of making crispy salmon skin; i have rarely been happier “cooking” than my new-found obsession with the CRISPIEST SALMON SKIN ☺️
October 10, 2023 at 9:57 PM
currently fighting with my landlord: i have smol Dish satellite dish antenna on legit mount on rear exterior wall of my apartment that landlord is 💯fine with. i want to replace dish 📡w/single 48” thin straight VHF antenna; not fine with. UGH
September 26, 2023 at 4:17 AM
my research indicates that many people have giant TVs hanging on wall mounts that they don’t 💯 trust! put your TV base on a small table or trestle you freaks! is this a weird man thing
September 26, 2023 at 4:04 AM
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Apple has Thunderbolt and Lightning ports

Logically, today's big announcement will be Very Very Frightening ports
September 12, 2023 at 4:59 PM
a fair reminder for proper techies
September 6, 2023 at 8:42 PM